Once
you
summon
enough
cynicism
to
look
past
the
weight
of
constantly
being
at
crisis,
the
bumblings
of
this
administration
scream
humor
at
every
turn.
The
specter
of
hantavirus
haunts
us
and
worm
for
brains
who
walks
in
airplane
bathrooms
barefoot
and
is
the
head
of
our
Health
and
Human
Services.
Melania
can’t
even
make
it
though
a
short
speech
without
laughing
at
the
idea
that
her
husband
is
a
empathetic
man
who
gives
a
damn
about
the
soldiers
he
sends
to
die:
Rather
than
replace
the
idiots
in
power
with
people
who
aren’t
incompetent
drunks
(I’ll
leave
it
to
you
to
guess
if
I’m
referring
to
Kash
Patel
or
Pete
Hegseth),
the
administration
is
doing
its
damnedest
to
muck
the
waters
by
pulling
a
“No
U”
about
people
poorly
doing
their
jobs,
even
if
they
have
to
manufacture
it.
Rhode
Island
federal
judge
Melissa
R.
DuBose
became
clickbait
for
releasing
an
immigrant
who
was
wanted
for
murder
in
the
Dominican
Republic.
What
further
proof
do
you
need
that
these
Biden-appointed
judges
are
soft
on
crime
and
hate
America?
Well,
the
DOJ
made
the
happy
accident
of
omitting
that
he
was
wanted
for
murder
when
they
had
the
chance
to.
Now
she’s
looking
to
discipline
the
lawyer
who
put
the
community
in
danger
by
helping
a
murder
suspect
get
released.
ABA
Journal
has
coverage:
On
April
28,
DuBose
had
granted
[Brian]
Gomez
release,
ordering
that
he
appear
before
an
immigration
judge
for
a
bond
hearing.But
in
an
April
30
press
release,
Acting
DHS
Assistant
Secretary
Lauren
Bis
characterized
DuBose
as
an
“activist
judge”
who
had
“released
this
wanted
murderer
back
into
American
communities”
and
was
“trying
to
thwart
President
[Donald]
Trump’s
mandate
from
the
American
people
to
remove
criminal
illegal
aliens.”DuBose
called
the
press
release
“completely
erroneous,”
inflammatory
and
dangerous.In
a
hearing
Monday,
DuBose
called
the
decision
to
withhold
information
“a
serious
breakdown
in
the
ethical
codes.”
No
shit.
If
you
have
to
rely
on
sowing
discord
for
your
media
wins,
run
a
better
program.
“Violent
Illegal
Alien
Wanted
For
Murder
Sent
Back
To
Shithole
Country”
would
have
riled
the
fan
base
just
as
much
without
needing
to
do
the
damage
control
of
“We
know
they
messed
up
because
we
lied,
but
Biden
amiright?!”
Expect
a
series
of
can
kicking
when
it
comes
to
responsibility.
The
attorney
who
omitted
the
facts,
Kevin
Bolan,
said
that
he
was
barred
from
sharing
the
truth
because
ICE
told
him
he
couldn’t
mention
pending
charges
from
outside
the
US.
ICE
is
now
bound
to
follow
rules?
Maybe
there
is
a
silver
lining
in
all
of
this.
DOJ
Attorney
Referred
For
Discipline
Over
Withheld
Info
Regarding
Detainee
Wanted
For
Murder
[ABA
Journal]
Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boat
builder
who
is
learning
to
swim
and
is
interested
in
rhetoric,
Spinozists
and
humor.
Getting
back
in
to
cycling
wouldn’t
hurt
either.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at
[email protected]
and
by
Tweet/Bluesky
at @WritesForRent.