by
Kevin
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for
Parkwood)
Tragedy
has
struck
one
of
the
most
successful
female
singers
of
all
time.
Beyoncé
Knowles,
known
for
Ring
The
Alarm
and
102
other
RIAA
certified
titles,
had
her
work
stolen
in
Atlanta.
She
was
not
present,
nor
was
anyone
reported
harmed,
but
the
stolen
goods
could
be
worth
millions.
CNN
has
coverage:
Hard
drives
containing
Beyoncé’s
unreleased
music
and
several
other
items
were
stolen
from
a
car
that
had
been
rented
by
her
choreographer
during
a
Cowboy
Carter
tour
stop
in
Atlanta
last
week,
according
to
police.
Officers
responded
on
July
8
after
receiving
a
call
regarding
a
theft
from
a
vehicle,
according
to
police.A
preliminary
investigation
revealed
that
two
suitcases
belonging
Beyoncé’s
choreographer
Christopher
Grant
and
one
of
her
backup
dancers
Diandre
Blue
had
been
stolen
out
of
a
rented
Jeep
Wagoneer
while
it
was
parked
on
the
first
level
of
a
parking
deck
at
99
Krog
St.
NE,
the
report
said.
Two
laptops
and
hard
drives
that
contained
watermarked
music,
unreleased
music,
footage
plans
and
past
and
future
set
lists,
were
among
the
items
stolen,
the
report
stated.
This
better
be
a
brilliant
advertisement
for
the
4th
season
of
Lupin!
I
know
that
the
season
4
trailer
showcases
the
Eiffel
Tower
(which
is
a
very
long
walk
from
Atlanta),
but
Lupin
is
nothing
if
not
a
master
of
misdirection.
As
much
of
a
blow
as
this
is
to
music,
thinking
about
the
legal
consequences
are
even
worse:
Stealing
the
Constitution
is
one
thing:
nobody
seems
to
read
it
anymore
and
Trump
would
probably
appreciate
the
news
talking
about
something
other
than
him
telling
everyone
his
dog
ate
the
Epstein
list.
But
robbing
Beyoncé
during
the
Cowboy
Carter
tour?!
It
is
an
understatement
to
say
that
Beyoncé
boasts
one
of
the
most
dedicated
fan
bases
of
our
time.
Who
needs
Atlanta
PD
on
the
case
when
you
have
the
BeyHive?
Detail
oriented
and
moderately
obsessed
viewers
have
been
a
key
component
to
solving
many
a
cold
case
—
if
some
detective
work
is
all
that
stands
between
new
Beyoncé
music,
expect
her
parasocial
fans
to
have
the
perp
identified
very
soon.
And
whatever
lawyer
they
can
get
their
hands
on
probably
isn’t
as
good
as
Alex
Spiro.
Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
is
learning
to
swim, is
interested
in
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected]
and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.