One
If
By
Land,
Two
If
By
Subway:
DOJ
fires
lawyer
who
tossed
sandwich
at
federal
officer
and
this
administration
WILL
NOT
STAND
for
sandwiches
thrown
at
law
enforcmenet.
Trying
to
kill
them
with
fire
extinguishers
and
flagpoles,
though…
much
different
story.
The
Biglaw
Circle
Of
Life…:
Morris
Manning
defections
move
mid-sized
firm
into
merger
with
Taft,
creating
an
even
bigger
firm
to
one
day
get
stuck
in
a
proverbial
bathtub.
Speaking
Of
The
Bathtub
Of
Despair:
Willkie
begins
laying
off
staff
while
begging
associates
not
to
leave.
That
deal
with
Trump
is
working
out
great!
Party
Like
It’s
2009!:
Recession
seems
likely
for
the
legal
industry.
Marriage
Equality
On
The
Clock:
The
court
that
gave
us
the
end
of
Roe
makes
big
flirty
eyes
at
Obergefell.
Bonus
Round:
More
firms
join
the
summer
bonus
game.
Bar
Exam
Roulette:
California
once
again
treats
February
test-takers
like
Schrödinger’s
lawyers,
flipping
their
results
and
their
mental
health
in
one
click.