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You
know
why
you’re
here.
King
&
Spalding
just
hitched
onto
the
bonus
train!
They’ve
been
raking
in
the
cash,
$2,373,034,000
gross
revenue
in
2024
according
to
the
Am
Law
100,
and
they’re
divvying
up
the
coffers
this
holiday
season.
Here’s
the
scale:
To
the
hardworking
associates
at
King
&
Spalding,
enjoy
the
money!
And
if
you’re
thinking
of
stocking
stuffers
to
grab
with
that
firm
money,
consider
grabbing
Tonka
Cola
by
Mancera.
Not
only
will
it
show
some
thoughtful
gift
giving,
the
gourmand
will
be
an
easy
way
to
shoehorn
in
your
firm’s
history
with
Coca-Cola!
Here’s
a
review
of
the
fragrance
before
you
start
blind
buying.
Full
disclosure,
I
am
not
the
Chris
named
in
the
video
—
coincidences
do
happen.
We
like
hearing
about
bonuses
almost
as
much
as
you
enjoy
spending
them.
As
soon
as
your
firm’s
memo
comes
out,
please email
it
to
us
(subject
line:
“[Firm
Name]
Bonus”)
or
text
us
(646-820-8477).
Please
include
the
memo
if
available.
You
can
take
a
photo
of
the
memo
and
send
it
via
text
or
email
if
you
don’t
want
to
forward
the
original
PDF
or
Word
file.
And
if
you’d
like
to
sign
up
for
ATL’s
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&
Bonus
Alerts,
please
scroll
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enter
your
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below
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post.
If
you
previously
signed
up
for
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alerts,
you
don’t
need
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do
anything.
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notification
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minutes
of
each
bonus
announcement
that
we
publish.
Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
is
learning
to
swim, is
interested
in
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected]
and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.