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YouTube)
I
know
Victoria’s
Secret
And
girl,
you
wouldn’t
believe
She’s
an
old
man
who
lives
in
Ohio
Making
money
off
of
girls
like
me
In
2022,
Jax
put
out
a
song
called
Victoria’s
Secret
calling
out
how
Les
Wexner
is
horrible
for
profiting
off
women’s
insecurities.
The
artist
probably
should
add
another
verse
to
cover
Wexner’s
close
ties
with
Jeffrey
Epstein.
Because
that
seems
simultaneously
way
worse
and
thematically
connected.
Wexner
submitted
to
a
House
Oversight
deposition
this
week,
and
—
like
a
lot
of
old,
rich,
self-important
men
—
rambled
a
bit.
Until
his
attorney,
Michael
Levy,
stepped
in
with
a
contender
for
best
hot
mic
moment
of
the
year.
“I’ll
fucking
kill
you
if
you
answer
another
question
with
more
than
five
words,
OK?”
Social
media
is
divided
over
this
moment
between
lawyers
and
non-lawyers.
The
latter
are
incensed
and
see
this
as
another
example
of
a
rich
guy
avoiding
accountability
with
a
high-priced
lawyer’s
protection.
The
lawyers
see
it
as…
“man,
been
there.”
The
non-lawyer
reaction
is
understandable,
but
rambling
is
usually
not
in
anyone’s
interest.
While
rambling
can
involve
the
witness
spilling
the
beans
on
something
important,
it’s
more
likely
wasting
everyone’s
time.
The
lawyer
taking
the
deposition
has
limited
time
and
specific
questions
they
need
answered.
If
they
need
more
than
the
“five
word”
answer,
they’ll
ask
for
it.
Speaking
of
old,
rich,
self-important
men
losing
the
plot
at
a
deposition,
Wexner
should
thank
his
lawyer
for
stopping
him
before
he
took
a
page
from
the
deposition
of
former
LA
Clippers
owner
Donald
Sterling.
In
2003,
Sterling
gave
us
this
all-timer
of
a
deposition
transcript:
Hang
it.
In.
The
Louvre.
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Patrice is
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