One
of
the
keys
to
surviving
law
school
is
getting
really
good
at
time
management
skills.
If
you
can
squeeze
more
than
eating,
sleeping,
and
studying
into
your
schedule,
you’re
just
asking
for
a
reality
check.
In
an
extreme
example
of
a
law
student
having
too
much
damned
time
on
her
hands,
her
extracurricular
activities
have
her
facing
criminal
charges.
Remember:
the
first
rule
of
false
flagging
is
that
if
you
think
you’re
smart
enough
to
get
away
with
it,
you
probably
haven’t
been
studying
Crim
Law
hard
enough.
New
Jersey
Globe
has
coverage:
A
26-year-old
Ocean
City
woman
who
claimed
she
was
brutally
assaulted
because
she
worked
for
Rep.
Jeff
Van
Drew
(R-Ocean
City)
instead
orchestrated
the
entire
incident
—
paying
a
scarification
artist
to
wound
her
and
staging
the
scene
with
zip
ties
and
“Trump
Whore”
written
on
her
stomach
and
“Van
Drew
is
a
racist”
on
her
back,
federal
prosecutors
alleged
today.Natalie
Greene,
a
Rutgers
law
student,
allegedly
concocted
the
hoax
in
July,
with
an
accomplice
making
a
late-night
911
call
to
report
that
she
had
been
ambushed
by
three
men
on
a
nature
trail
in
Egg
Harbor
Township.
Police
officers
found
Greene
bound
with
black
zip
ties,
her
shirt
pulled
over
her
head,
and
the
political
slurs
scrawled
across
her
torso.
She
told
police
that
her
supposed
attackers
had
a
gun
and
threatened
to
shoot
her,
and
struck
her
in
the
head.Prosecutors
say
nearly
every
detail
was
fabricated.
Oh
look,
she
did
the
thing!
If
there
was
any
risk
that
she
was
actually
attacked,
I’d
avoid
posting
the
photos
but
I
think
that
it’s
fair
game
to
see
the
lengths
she
was
willing
to
go
to
now
that
there’s
strong
evidence
that
she
was
just
LARPing:
Investigators
should
have
realized
something
was
off
once
they
noticed
that
the
attacker’s
wounds
looked
like
they
were
made
by
a
cat
with
a
strong
fascination
with
symmetrical
lines.
I
mean
really,
an
extended
knife
attack
with
no
stab
wounds
or
deep
gashes?
The
only
way
something
like
this
would
happen
without
being
staged
is
if
you
pissed
off
a
pit
master
who
just
got
finished
prepping
his
pulled
pork.
Wait,
I
probably
shouldn’t
be
giving
people
any
bear
claw
fraud
ideas.
After
the
investigation
started,
they
found
extra
matching
zip
ties
in
the
“victim’s”
car,
along
with
video
footage
of
her
going
to
buy
zip
ties
from
a
dollar
store.
It
also
didn’t
help
that
her
stories
didn’t
match
up
with
her
co-conspirator.
You’d
think
a
law
student
and
her
accomplice
would
be
better
about
memorizing
the
details
of
a
fact
pattern
before
the
big
cold
call.
Greene
was
charged
with
one
count
of
conspiracy
to
convey
false
statements
and
hoaxes
and
one
count
of
making
false
statements
to
federal
law
enforcement.
And
while
I’m
no
doctor,
I
hope
that
she
gets
whatever
mental
health
issues
addressed
that
made
her
think
doing
this
was
a
good
idea
—
there
have
to
be
better
ways
of
explaining
away
a
regrettable
$500
body
modification
than
going
full
Jussie
Smollett.
Ex-Van
Drew
Staffer
Staged
Fake
Attack,
Writing
‘Trump
Whore’
Across
Her
Stomach
And
Alleging
Men
Held
Her
Down
And
Cut
Her
Body
[New
Jersey
Globe]
Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
is
learning
to
swim, is
interested
in
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected]
and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.