Tell
Me
The
DOJ
Didn’t
Check
The
Filing
Without
Telling
Me:
Justice
Department
files
motion
complete
with
giant
“DRAFT”
watermark
on
every
page.
Cracker
jack
lawyering!
Somehow
This
Wasn’t
The
Most
Racist
Legal
Story
Of
The
Week:
But
this
Georgetown
professor
gave
it
his
best
effort
until
the
Supreme
Court
eclipsed
him.
Donald
Trump
Scolds
Democrats
For
Disrespecting
The
Supreme
Court
He
Just
Called
A
Disgrace:
He
might
not
like
a
Court
that
strikes
down
tariffs,
but
he’ll
defend
to
the
death
a
Supreme
Court
taking
voting
away
from
Black
people.
DOJ
Can’t
Help
But
Feed
The
Conspiracy
Theories:
Hours
after
the
White
House
Correspondence
Dinner
attack,
the
DOJ
put
aside
the
serious
task
of
criminal
justice
to
lean
into
“false
flag”
conspiracies
by
reorienting
the
response
around
salvaging
Trump’s
illegal
ballroom
project.
If
that
wasn’t
enough,
Todd
Blanche
followed
this
up
in
the
grand
tradition
of
JFK
and
Trump’s
Butler
attempt,
by
inventing
a
new
magic
bullet
—
suggesting
this
attacker’s
bullet
vanished
into
thin
air.
Dementia
Take
The
Wheel:
The
government
followed
up
with
a
new
brief
demanding
an
end
to
the
ballroom
lawsuit
and
it
reads
as
though
the
lawyers
gave
Donald
Trump
final
cut.
The
Biglaw
To
OnlyFans
Pipeline:
A
20-year
Skadden
veteran
bolts
for
new
business
cards
only
slightly
more
awkward
to
hand
out
at
bar
association
events.
Jeopardy
Champ’s
Next
Opponent:
The
DOJ:
While
Seton
Hall
law
student
turned
Jeopardy
megachamp
preps
for
the
Tournament
of
Champions,
he’s
adding
a
new
battle,
taking
on
intervenor
status
in
the
fight
in
New
Jersey’s
ongoing
fight
to
protect
its
voter
rolls
from
the
Trump
DOJ.
The
Upper
Crust
Does
Not
Appreciate
Bottom-Feeders:
Todd
Blanche
is
trying
to
join
an
exclusive
Washington
club
—
members
are
not
enthusiastic
about
it.
Shell
Game:
James
Comey
indicted
over
seashell
picture.
The
Invoice
Says
$2,000;
The
Check
Says
‘Let’s
Talk’:
Biglaw’s
optimistic
quarter
has
some
problematic
caveats.
Drake
Law
Saves
On
Overhead
By
Eliminating
The
‘Justice’
Part
Of
‘Justice
Clinic’:
Law
school
shutters
wrongful
convictions
clinic
after
a
dispute
involving
a
$154,000
estate.
Your
Motion
To
Reconsider
Has
Been
Reconsidered,
And
The
Answer
Is
Now
Worse:
A
federal
judge
received
the
government’s
motion
to
reconsider
a
prior
ruling,
thought
about
it
carefully,
and
realized
the
DOJ
had
successfully
argued
itself
into
a
less
favorable
position.
The
Bar
Is
A
Vague
Suggestion
For
Federal
Prosecutors
Now:
Trump’s
latest
U.S.
Attorney
pick
has
a
thin
trial
record
but
an
impeccable
resume
for
at
least
one
very
specific
day
in
January
2021,
which
in
this
administration
apparently
counts
as
a
distinguished
credential.