Struggling
with
your
mental
health?
Of
course
you
are,
you’re
in
law
school!
And
thanks
to
freely
given
data
from
your
career
services
office
and
Palantir,
it
is
abundantly
clear
that
you
haven’t
been
making
the
most
out
of
law
school’s
most
important
lifeline
for
reducing
your
anxiety
—
office
hours!
As
part
of
the
ABA’s
ongoing
commitment
to
diversity,
all
ABA
accredited
law
schools
will
be
required
to
demand
that
law
professors
meet
their
“Mental
Check-In”
quota
—
wellness
check
tinged
cold
calls
made
directly
to
your
personal
phones
—
all
in
the
interest
of
fair
play
and
substantial
well-being!
While
you
won’t
be
legally
required
to
divulge
any
personal
information,
it
is
worth
noting
that
professors
may
take
note
of
your
responses
if
their
syllabi
require
classroom
participation.
Arizona’s
Sandra
Day
O’Connor
School
of
Law
is
the
first
school
to
opt-in
to
the
mandatory
program.
You
can
see
the
professors
at
work
below:
Coming
to
a
school
near
you!
Unless
you
happen
to
attend
a
school
in
Florida
or
Texas
where
ABA
standards
have
no
power.
Happy
April
Fools’
Day!
Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boat
builder
who
is
learning
to
swim
and
is
interested
in
rhetoric,
Spinozists
and
humor.
Getting
back
in
to
cycling
wouldn’t
hurt
either.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected]
and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.