I
was
about
to
open
this
post
with
a
butcher
and
candlemaker
joke
and
then
realized
that’s
how
I
kicked
off
last
year’s
Baker
Botts
announcement.
There
really
are
only
so
many
cheesy
jokes
to
make.
Anyway,
nothing
says
lovin’
like
bonuses
from
the
oven
(oh
jeez,
that’s
the
joke
I
made
for
Pillsbury
in
2016).
Let’s
just
power
through
this…
the
firm
ranks
65th
in
the
Am
Law
100
and
grossed
$723,228,000
in
2021.
Here
are
the
numbers
for
associates
and
special
counsel
working
in
the
US
offices:
These
will
be
payable
on
December
31.
Those
outside
the
US
will
hear
individually
about
bonuses.
Congrats.
Remember
everyone,
we
depend
on
your
tips
to
stay
on
top
of
this
stuff.
So
when
your
firm
matches,
please
text
us
(646-820-8477)
or email
us (subject
line:
“[Firm
Name]
Matches”).
Please
include
the
memo
if
available.
You
can
take
a
photo
of
the
memo
and
send
it
via
text
or
email
if
you
don’t
want
to
forward
the
original
PDF
or
Word
file.
And
if
you’d
like
to
sign
up
for
ATL’s
Bonus
Alerts
(which
is
the
alert
list
we’ll
also
use
for
salary
announcements),
please
scroll
down
and
enter
your
email
address
in
the
box
below
this
post.
If
you
previously
signed
up
for
the
bonus
alerts,
you
don’t
need
to
do
anything.
You’ll
receive
an
email
notification
within
minutes
of
each
bonus
announcement
that
we
publish.
Joe
Patrice is
a
senior
editor
at
Above
the
Law
and
co-host
of
Thinking
Like
A
Lawyer.
Feel
free
to email
any
tips,
questions,
or
comments.
Follow
him
on Twitter if
you’re
interested
in
law,
politics,
and
a
healthy
dose
of
college
sports
news.
Joe
also
serves
as
a
Managing
Director
at
RPN
Executive
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