We
Ran
The
Numbers
So
You
Can
Feel
Worse:
The
annual
taxonomy
of
which
law
firms
successfully
converted
billable
hours
into
generational
wealth
confirms
that
yes,
some
firms
are
very,
very
rich.
That
Trump
Check
Is
NOT
In
The
Mail:
Trump
owes
over
a
million
in
unpaid
legal
bills.
Who
could
have
predicted
this
except
for
everybody?
Ethics
CLE
Bingo:
Attorney
tells
opposing
counsel
that
they’ll
“burn
in
hell”
for,
checks
notes,
representing
the
family
of
a
missing
child.
A
Different
Kind
Of
Briefs:
In
a
career
pivot,
a
former
adult
film
star
has
joined
the
legal
profession.
The
Passion
Of
The
Coup
Planner:
John
Eastman,
disbarred
coup-memo
author,
has
upgraded
his
grievance
narrative
from
“political
persecution”
to
full
messianic
complex.
The
80
Million
Dollar
Man:
Kirkland
opens
the
checkbook
to
nab
Wachtell
rainmaker.
Man
Who
Helped
Pave
Highway
Worried
About
Lack
Of
Guardrails:
Former
Trump
lawyer
fears
that
no
one
in
the
current
administration
appears
to
understand
constitutional
norms.
Thanks
for
showing
up
late
to
the
party.
Sir,
This
Is
An
Advice
Column:
Jordan
Rothman
has
thoughts
about
attorney
text
message
etiquette,
and
those
thoughts
are
essentially
“don’t.”
Can
A
Supreme
Court
Justice
Just
Leave
Oral
Arguments
For
Cancun?:
Senate
Republicans
announced
their
readiness
to
confirm
a
new
Supreme
Court
Justice
if
needed,
and
Ted
Cruz
appears
to
be
a
frontrunner.
Law
School
Faculties
Discover
Institutional
Credibility,
Slightly
Late:
A
coalition
of
law
professors
has
written
to
warn
the
ABA
that
gutting
its
diversity
accreditation
standard
will
damage
its
reputation,
which
is
a
newsflash
the
institution
needed
several
months
ago.