Summer
Associate
Really
Bit
Off
More
Than
She
Could
Chew:
A
summer
associate
decided
to
make
a
lasting
impression
—
via
bite
marks.
Multiple
chomped
colleagues
later,
she’s
learned
Hannibal
Lecter
isn’t
the
ideal
lawyerly
role
model..
MAGA
Meltdowns
Down
Realizing
Superman
Is
Undocumented:
Suffering
a
“Crisis
on
Infinite
Cable
Networks,”
Republicans
freaked
out
this
week
because
Superman
is
a
literal
undocumented
alien.
Pam
Bondi
Solves
Epstein
Case
By
Losing
All
The
Evidence:
The
only
thing
distracting
Republican
rage
from
Superman
is
Pam
Bondi
pulling
an
Al
Capone’s
vault
on
that
Epstein
client
list
she
swore
was
“on
my
desk.”
Either
her
desk
is
a
portal
to
another
dimension
or
she
lied.
This
Demand
Letter
Response
Brought
To
You
By
The
Letters
F
and
U:
Lawyer’s
scorched
Earth
response
involves
less
Latin,
more
“pardon
my
French.”
Welcome
to
Equity!
Please
Deposit
Your
Soul
And
Way
More
Money:
You
might
be
shocked
at
how
much
firms
charge
their
partners.
Get
In
The
Office,
Or
Get
Out:
The
RTO
hammer
drops
again,
because
nothing
builds
morale
like
a
badge
swipe
and
having
to
risk
a
Summer
Associate
bite.
Elite
Latham
Litigator
Joins
Firm
That
Didn’t
Trade
Integrity:
Latham’s
top
appellate
attorney
defects
to
Jenner
&
Block
in
wake
of
Trump
deal.
With
Corrupt
Allies
Like
These,
Who
Needs
Imagined
Enemies?:
Trump
administration
put
in
tight
spot
after
El
Salvador
admits
prisoners
sent
to
their
prison
remain
under
U.S.
control,
undermining
weeks
of
DOJ
representations
to
the
courts
claiming
the
opposite.
Be
Sure
To
Fully
Consider
The
Question
Before
Answering
A
Bar
Exam
Question…
Especially
If
You
ARE
The
Bar
Exam:
California’s
February
disaster
was
the
predictable
result
of
moving
too
fast.