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Airing
Office
Drama:
Supreme
Court
nukes
Trump’s
tariffs
and
treat
us
to
all
their
petty
grievances.
Except
for
Thomas
who
just
wrote
some
ramblings
about
the
powers
of
the
crown.
Another
Biglaw
Firm
Decides
Two’s
Company
When
It
Comes
To
Partnership
Tiers:
Global
giant
unveils
shiny
nonequity
track
and
tweaked
lockstep,
pushing
the
single-tier
partnership
model
doomsday
clock
closer
to
midnight.
Trump
Judge
Admits
The
Constitutional
House
Is
On
Fire:
If
it’s
not
yet
a
“constitutional
crisis,”
it’s
rounding
third
with
a
head
of
steam.
DOJ
Plays
‘Name
The
Crime’
And
Loses:
Trump
administration
wanted
to
prosecute
Democratic
lawmakers
but
never
bothered
to
figure
out
a
single
statute
that
got
broken.
No
Facts,
Pound
The
Law.
No
Law,
Pound
The
Table.
No
Table,
Pound
The…
Uh
Oh:
Texas
prosecutors
argue
that
a
defendant
masturbating
during
testimony
wasn’t
“inappropriate”
if
the
judge
and
jury
didn’t
notice.
Another
Am
Law
100
Firm
Discovers
AI
Is
Not
A
Lawyer:
Major
firm
accused
of
filing
a
hallucination-laced
brief.
When
will
this
end?
Pentagon
Decide
Its
Lawyers
Need
To
Be
Dumber:
Defense
Department
tells
future
military
lawyers
that
they
can
no
longer
attend
the
best
law
schools
in
the
country.
Deposition
Advice
Of
The
Year
Goes
To
“I’ll
F—ing
Kill
You”:
Brevity
is
the
soul
of
wit
and
depostion
responses.
Judge
Declares
Mistrial
Over
Shirt:
Lawyer’s
civil
rights
celebration
shirt
causes
judge
to
cry
bias.
Law
Professor
Arrested
On
50
Counts
Of
Child
Sexual
Abuse
Material:
Barry
University
law
professor
and
interim
associate
dean
arrested
in
Florida;
prosecutors
say
hundreds
of
thousands
of
images
were
found.