Bonus
Tracker
Season
Officially
Begins:
Clear
your
calendars,
mute
your
partners,
and
keep
refreshing
—
the
market
has
opinions
and
associates
have
spreadsheets.
Military’s
New
GenAI
Knows
A
War
Crime
When
It
Sees
One:
Pete
Hegseth’s
new
toy
immediately
doubleclicked
on
why
you
can’t
double
tap.
Federal
Judge
Who
Allegedly
Ignored
Court
Orders
Now
Allegedly
Ignoring
Court
Ethics:
Emil
Bove
remains
consistent!
The
Time
For
Persuasion
Is
Over:
Justice
Sotomayor
had
the
administration
by
the
throat,
but
opted
to
try
to
convince
the
majority
to
see
reason
when
the
nation
is
well
past
that
point.
Global
Biglaw
Merger
Discovers
Divorce
Is
Also
An
Option:
The
once-trumpeted
international
tie-up
is
quietly
preparing
to
go
its
separate
ways,
proving
synergy
is
temporary
but
regret
is
forever.
Firm
Beats
Trump
In
Court,
Loses
To
Office
Attendance
Policy:
After
defeating
executive
overreach,
the
firm
turned
inward
and
mandated
more
face
time
with
the
copy
machine.
Professor
Sues
After
Discovering
Free
Speech
Has
Conditions:
Retaliation
over
comments
about
Charlie
Kirk
heads
to
federal
court,
where
irony
enjoys
strong
venue
selection.