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Stephen
Miller
—
skinhead
by
nature,
white
nationalist
by
choice
—
served
as
the
avatar
of
Donald
Trump’s
Id
for
four
fruitful
years
of
terrorism
the
marginalized.
Stripped
of
power,
Miller
has
since
transitioned
to
life
on
the
outside
by
launching
a
legal
advocacy
group
to
sue
Pop-Tarts
for
being
gay
and
NYU
Law
School
for
hypothetically,
maybe,
someday,
possibly
discriminating
against
the
dumbest
1L
on
campus.
Miller
—
and
this
cannot
be
stressed
enough
—
is
not
a
lawyer.
Kim
Kardashian
is
infinitely
closer
to
an
“attorney”
than
Miller.
What
he
is,
though,
is
a
vexatious
litigant
peppering
the
federal
docket
with
vague
complaints
about
the
“wokeness”
of
high-profile
entities
that
he
can
then
wave
in
front
of
a
camera
to
convince
gullible
donors
to
fork
over
their
money
to
keep
up
the
“fight.”
Right
before
Thanksgiving,
bargain
basement
Ed
Blum
here
went
after
Macy’s
for
having
leadership
seminars
for
employees
of
color.
It
is,
doubtless,
pure
coincidence
that
he
did
this on
the
one
week
a
year
everyone
Googles
“Macy’s”
while
trying
to
figure
out
when
they
have
to
wake
up
so
their
kids
can
see
the
Monkey
D.
Luffy
balloon.
But
Thanksgiving
is
in
the
rearview
mirror
and
Miller
is
thirsty
for
another
trending
topic
to
slither
his
way
into.
Taylor
Swift
is
Time’s
Person
of
the
Year
so…
Miller
declines
to
lay
out
one
a
specific
loony
liability
theory,
but
given
his
particular
grift,
he’s
signaling
some
sort
of
vexatious
legal
intervention
to
“get
to
the
bottom”
of
the
reason
why
the
most
famous
human
being
on
the
fucking
planet
might
win
Person
of
the
Year.
She’s
inspired
law
schools
to
offer
classes
and
music
companies
to
become
even
more
evil,
but
Miller
still
cries
foul.
Expect
social
media
posts
linking
official-looking
but
ultimately
frivolous
demand
letters
seeking
documents
from
Time
Magazine
about
the
process
or
FOIA
requests
about
government
involvement.
Maybe
lob
a
request
over
to
Pfizer
since
some
of
his
followers
suggest
that
it’s
all
a
vaccine
plot
since
Travis
Kelce
does
commercials
for
the
pharma
company.
I
wouldn’t
put
it
past
him
to
file
an
HOA
complaint
because
she
keeps
her
Christmas
lights
up
till
January.
Anything
to
look
like
America
First
Legal
does
the
“important”
legal
work
that
only
Newsmax
viewers
can
fund!
What’s
“inorganic”
about
Swift
anyway?
She
namechecks
Gandalf
the
White
in
her
Time
interview!
Because
if
shadowy
forces
want
to
manufacture
an
artificial
icon
for
tween
girls,
the
first
play
is
always
to
lean
heavy
into
Tolkien
lore.
While
we’re
at
it,
isn’t
“inorganic”
a
weird
word
to
choose?
What
is
he
even
hinting
at
when
he
calls
something
“inorganic”
like
this?
Oh,
the
Jews.
Obviously
the
Jews.
Before
normal
people
started
ratioing
Miller’s
post
with
pictures
of
his
objectively
inorganic
qualities
(let’s
just
say
he
had
a
blank
space
baby
*click*
and
he
wrote
some
hair),
his
followers
went
hard
for
the
George
Soros
conspiracy
rhetoric.
The
monsters
may
turn
out
to
be
just
trees,
but
they
can
be
lucrative
trees
for
America
First
Legal.
MAGA
culture
absolutely
hates
Taylor
Swift
because
she’s
a
successful
unmarried
woman
who
tells
fans
to
register
and
vote.
Posturing
as
an
anti-Swiftie
—
and
tacitly
encouraging
followers
to
tie
her
to
every
wingnut
boogeyman
from
vaccines
to
George
Soros
—
is
just
good
business
for
someone
looking
to
financially
feast
off
the
MAGA
hog.
It
could
have
other
career
perks
as
well…
Nothing
better
encapsulates
the
Orwellian
tone
of
Trump’s
Grover
Cleveland
Era
than
an
attorney
general
who
is
pointedly
not
an
attorney.
Earlier: Stephen
Miller
Takes
Break
From
Suing
Gay
Pop-Tarts
To
Sue
NYU
Law
Review
Stephen
Miller
COINCIDENTALLY
Lodges
Complaint
Against
Macy’s
On
The
One
Week
A
Year
When
People
Google
‘Macy’s’
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