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Who ever said that lawyers weren’t creative people? Oh, that’s right, everybody.

But maybe we’re all just overlooking the talent in our midst because we’re too busy billing hours and fielding client calls. The folks at Edelson PC have decided to lean into their creative talent and launched Edelson Creative, a platform to “produce and host creative content generated by the firm and its artistic partners.” No one has ever accused Edelson of not being creative — they hired an actor to screw with their summer class in what remains one of the great legal industry trolls of all time — now they’ve got a dedicated home for their work.

And they’ve kicked it off with a rap video that’s… super impressive.

The song was written and performed by Edelson partner Ari Scharg, with intake specialist Ayssette Muñoz providing additional vocals.

The song is called “Non-Compliant” which is also the name of Edelson’s new podcast, promising “an unconventional approach to exploring current and emerging issues relating to the law, sports, politics, and art.” The first episode features Vanderbilt Law School professor Brian Fitzpatrick explaining why class actions are actually the most conservative solution to police the marketplace.

The lyrics for those who can’t watch right now are:

Ari:

Lawyers act like kings till we run up on they thrones
Caught em sleepin on they phones, snatch they rings up watch em fold
Watch em as they shiver when the freeze out never stop
Cooked our own beat cause none fresh enough to cop

They say we’re non-compliant but to be completely honest
Our defiance is a science and we’re here to start a riot
Effectuate change through our brain wave compartments
One holds the focus, one that holds explosives
One just got a note in it that says this firm the dopest
One asks [beep] what his legacy’s best hope is

Edelson PC man we might be
Like the new young Nick
Meets the new Rafey
Meets the new Big Prof
Meets the Kid Sydney
Meets Ben like Rich
Meets Ben like T
Meets me, on the street when I see [beep]
Meets Jay Beast, ain’t nobody setting 3’s like he, Blat

Aya:

Don’t tell us what to do
And don’t tell us what to say
The only way we work with you
Is get the fuck out of our way

You don’t own us
Don’t try to change us in any way
You don’t own us
You’re one small move of a bigger play

Ari:

History repeats itself and this how it goes
Plaintiff lawyers hurt the class more than they clients know
When lawyers do their deals with fees the only goal
Ted Frank investigate then lawyers get exposed

While the Chamber spends on tort reform and spreads propaganda round
These credit monitoring deals are driving values down
After this we’ll prolly stand down and never flex again
Tell [beep] and [beep] that they might finally get a win

I’m just playin
I hope this hurts cause this is true shit
Wonder if my counterparts tell their fam the truth of it
Do their friends know they get paid to surreptitiously
Close hospitals in minority communities?

Well my fam do, and this is true
Instead of cops and robbers my kids play us and you
Maybe your excuse is that you have too much ambition
But now your dignity is on a milk box missing
Shox!!

Aya:

We’re young and we love to be young
We’re free and we love to be free
To live our life the way we want
To say and do whatever we please

You don’t own us
Don’t try to change us in any way
You don’t own us
You’re one small move of a bigger play

Earlier: This Firm Hired An Actor To Play The World’s Worst Summer Associate

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The project’s estimated mine life has increased to 15.5 years from 12 years, during which it is expected to produce 173,000 t/yr of spodumene concentrate, 122,000 t/yr of petalite concentrate and 173,000 lbs/yr of tantalite concentrate grading 25pc tantalite pentoxide.

Capital expenditure for the project has been reduced by 2pc to $162mn, while the pre-tax net present value has risen by 39pc to $710mn. The project’s payback period has been reduced by 12 months to 18 months.

Prospect, which has an offtake agreement in place with China’s Sinomine Resources for some of Arcadia’s output, is aiming to become Africa’s first lithium producer.

Unlike many lithium operations, it has three potential product streams targeted at the electric vehicle (EV) and energy storage markets, the glass and ceramic markets and other industrial applications.

Life of mine operating costs vary from $268/t for spodumene concentrate to $458/t for ultra-low iron petalite concentrate.

With a mineral resource of 72.7mn t and an ore reserve of 37.4mn t grading 1.22pc lithium oxide and 121 parts per million tantalum pentoxide, Arcadia has a globally significant hard rock lithium-tantalum deposit.

The project is fully permitted and has been granted special development status by the Zimbabwe government and has a power supply agreement in place in a country ravaged by unstable electricity supply.

Prospect estimates that the project’s implementation phase will take 18 months once funding has been finalised, with a further five months for commissioning. This is in line with the company’s expectation that the world will start experiencing lithium supply deficits from 2021 as the EV and energy storage markets gain momentum.

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This comes after an article was published on satire website Ihlaya News, reporting that the struggling state owned entity had “just discovered that Zimbabwe had been connecting electricity illegally for years.”

“To set the record straight, Eskom has neither recorded shortfalls in its international power reconciliation nor investigated the Zimbabwe Electricity Supply Authority (ZESA). Energy consumption is accounted through a comprehensive reconciliation process and is independently audited on a regular basis,” said Eskom in a statement released on Thursday.

Reports of the illegal connections surfaced as loadshedding in South Africa continues.

President Cyril Ramaphosa, who cut short a trip to Egypt to deal with the crisis, said on Wednesday Eskom will work to stabilise the power grid by the end of March.

In addition to heavy rain, he also blamed suspected sabotage at power stations, which contributed 2 000 megawatts (MW) of lost capacity during the past week’s outages and said that needed to be investigated.

According to Google’s annual Year in Search report, who is the only lawyer that made the list of top trending searches for celebrity style in 2019?

Hint: Non-lawyers that made the list are: Billie Eilish, Audrey Hepburn, Ariana Grande, Kylie Jenner, Shia LaBeouf and Cam Newton.

See the answer on the next page.

Jeroen Plink was named in 2018 as CEO of Clifford Chance Applied Solutions, a subsidiary of the international law firm Clifford Chance that designs and develops software to address clients’ business challenges. He is responsible for product development and go-to-market strategy for all its products, including CC Dr@ft, a legal document automation platform.

Plink is a legal technology veteran who, in 2007, moved to the United States to set up Practical Law Company US. Within five years, he successfully grew the business from two employees to 250, and had 80% of the AmLaw 200 and thousands of in-house departments as customers. In 2013, Practical Law Company was acquired by Thomson Reuters.

After leaving Practical Law, Plink focused on providing strategic guidance as a board member and senior advisor to legal tech startups. He is currently on the board of the legal research startup Casetext and he has also served on the boards of Compliance.ai, a regulatory data and predictive analytics company, and Kira Inc., which uses AI to analyze and review complex documents.

Plink started his career at Clifford Chance’s Amsterdam office in 1996 as a private equity associate. He left the firm in 2000 to cofound a company that developed software for due diligence in the M&A transactions. In 2002, he sold that company to Practical Law Company, where he led application development in London before launching its U.S. operation.

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