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Morning Docket: 02.27.26 – Above the Law

*
Anthropic
rejects
Defense
Department
ultimatum
to
rewrite
their
contract
and
remove
guardrails
or
face
potentially
devastating
retaliation.
[Axios]

*
Bill
Clinton
due
to
testify
about
Epstein
after
Hillary’s
deposition
devolved
into
Pizzagate
and
UFOs.
[Reuters]

*
NYPD
perp
walked
suspect
from
Washington
Square
snowball
fight.
DA’s
office
rejects
assault
charge
because
the
cops
were
being
actual
snowflakes.
[NY
Times
]

*
DOJ
supoosedly
investigating
why
it
just
happened
to
withhold
multiple
FBI
interview
statements
where
a
witness
talked
about
Donald
Trump
raping
a
child.
[Washington
Post
]

*
Homeland
Security
prison
camp
stealing
crayons
from
children.
[Pro
Publica
]

*
Kobre
&
Kim
lawyer
carried
on
business
relationship
with
Epstein
having,
“intentionally
waited
being
introduced
to
you…
until
your
sentence
was
fully
served
to
avoid
even
the
appearance
of
impropriety.”
Not
sure
how
successful
that
proved,
but
all
right.
[American
Lawyer
]

*
Netflix
drops
out
of
Warner
Bros.
deal
virtually
guaranteeing
Paramount
will
acquire
the
company
and
manage
to
merge
the
two
worst
studios
into
a
giant
ball
of
dreck.
[Law360]