There’s
good
news
for
the
associates
working
at
Hogan
Lovells
—
you’re
in
for
a
lot
of
money!
Hogan
Lovells,
a
firm
that
brought
in
$2,964,460,000
gross
revenue
in
2024,
is
sharing
the
wealth
this
holiday
season
by
matching
the
Cravath
scale.
For
those
with
photographic
memories,
the
payouts
look
very
similiar
to
last
year’s
bonus
scale.
To
everyone
else
who
happens
to
be
normal,
the
scale
is
below:
Looks
like
HoLove
learned
the
lesson
this
year
and
matched
their
competitors’
special
bonuses.
Last
year,
they
weren’t
as
generous
with
the
holiday
cheer
and
the
associates
were
pissed!
The
associates
can
rest
easy
now.
Unless,
of
course,
Milbank
decides
to
drop
a
more
generous
bonus
package
and
upend
the
scale.
Don’t
give
it
too
much
thought,
though.
Firms
raking
in
billions
of
dollars
can
match
whatever
the
new
market
rate
tops
out
at
if
they
want
to.
Speaking
of
that
money,
you’ll
be
getting
the
bonus
money
in
your
final
2025
paycheck!
We
like
hearing
about
bonuses
almost
as
much
as
you
enjoy
spending
them.
As
soon
as
your
firm’s
memo
comes
out,
please email
it
to
us (subject
line:
“[Firm
Name]
Bonus”)
or
text
us
(646-820-8477).
Please
include
the
memo
if
available.
You
can
take
a
photo
of
the
memo
and
send
it
via
text
or
email
if
you
don’t
want
to
forward
the
original
PDF
or
Word
file.
Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
is
learning
to
swim, is
interested
in
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected]
and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.