DOJ: We Can’t Send Abrego To Costa Rica. Costa Rica: ¡Falso! – Above the Law

On
Thursday,
Judge
Paula
Xinis
held
a
hearing
on
Kilmar
Abrego
Garcia’s
habeas
corpus
petition.
The
occasion
was
a
reunion
of
sorts,
heralding
the
return
of
Assistant
US
Attorney
Drew
Ensign,
the
DOJ’s
go-to
guy
when
someone’s
gotta
look
a
federal
judge
in
the
eye
and
make
a

preposterous

and/or

dubiously
truthful

claim
on
the
record.
It
was
also
the
culmination
of
a
tragicomic
series
of
errors
by
the
Trump
administration
in
its
dogged
effort
to
dump
immigrants
into
third-countries
they
have
nothing
to
do
with.

Declaration
of
hostilities

On
March
14,
the
administration

invoked

the
Alien
Enemies
Act,
defining
the
gang
Tren
de
Aragua
as
shock
troops
invading
the
country
on
behalf
of
the
Venezuelan
government

reality
be
damned!
By
the
time
the
document
was
released
the
next
day,
hundreds
of
men,
including
Abrego,
were
being
boarded
onto
planes
in
Texas
headed
for
CECOT
prison
in
El
Salvador.

In
an
emergency
hearing,
Judge
James
Boasberg
ordered
the
government
to
turn
the
planes
around
and
give
the
men
an
opportunity
to
challenge
their
deportations
in
court.
But
Ensign
purported
not
to
know
whether
or
when
the
flights
would
be
taking
off.
In
fact
they
left
during
a
recess
Judge
Boasberg
called
to
allow
Ensign
to
convey
the
order
to
DHS.
This
apparent
lie
led
to
a

whistleblower
report

by
former
DOJ
lawyer
Erez
Reuveni,
as
well
as
pending
contempt
proceedings.

Reuveni
was
later

fired

for
admitting
to
Judge
Xinis
that
Abrego
had
been
mistakenly
deported
to
the
one
country
on
earth
where
the
government
could
not
send
him.
Abrego,
a
Salvadoran
man
who
fled
to
America
in
2011,
had
an

order

barring
his
repatriation
to
his
native
country
due
to
danger
from
the
Barrio
18
gang.
But
if
the
government
confessed
the
error
and
brought
him
back,
it
would
have
effectively
conceded
that
the
CECOT
deportees
were
under

de
facto

US
government
control,
and
thus
subject
to
the
jurisdiction
of
US
courts.
And
so
the
administration
loudly
insisted
that
they
had

deliberately

deported
Abrego
for
being
a
dangerous
gang
member.

Karoline
Leavitt
keeps
saying
Kilmar
Abrego
Garcia
“was
engaged
in
human
trafficking”
while
calling
him
a
“foreign
terrorist”
and
a
“MS-13
gang
member”
to
justify
why
he
shouldn’t
be
returned
despite
court
orders.The
administration
hasn’t
argued
anywhere
in
court
docs
that
he’s
a
human
trafficker.



Justin
Baragona
(@justinbaragona.bsky.social)


2025-04-15T17:54:48.201Z

This
charade
went
on
for
two
more
months
until
June
6,
when
the
Justice
Department
announced
that
it
was
bringing
Abrego
back
to

charge

him
with
human
smuggling.
To
all
appearances,
it

retconned

a
criminal
case
based
on
a
2022
traffic
stop
in
Tennessee,
based
largely
on
testimony
of
co-conspirators
facing
deportation
themselves.
For
one
thing,
the
case
revolves
around
a
scheme
that
would
have
involved
Abrego
driving
upwards
of
100
hours
a
week
back
and
forth
between
Texas
and
Maryland
while
holding
down
a
full-time
job.

When
the
judge
in
Tennessee
released
Abrego
from
criminal
custody
in
August
pending
trial,
he
was
promptly
picked
up
by
DHS
and
threatened
with
immediate
deportation.
In
correspondence
with
Abrego’s
lawyers,
the
government

promised

to
deport
him
to
Costa
Rica
if
he
would
accept
a
plea
deal.
That
country
was
willing
to
take
him
and
offered
diplomatic
assurances
that
he
could
live
freely
there
without
fear
of
being
refouled
to
El
Salvador.
But
on
the
eve
of
Abrego’s
release,
those
negotiations
broke
down,
and
DHS
revoked
its
offer
to
send
him
to
Costa
Rica.
Since
then,
it
has
said
it
intends
to
send
him
to
at
least
four
African
nations:
Uganda,
Eswatini,
Ghana,
and
now
Liberia,
a
country
with
a
decidedly
mixed
human
rights
record.
And
so
Ensign
is
now
back
in
front
of
Judge
Xinis
fighting
Abrego’s

second
habeas
petition
,
and
defending
the
government’s
decision
to
send
him
to
Africa
as
apparent
punishment
for
refusing
to
plead
guilty.

Defending
the
Indefensible

Abrego’s
new
claim
rests
on
a
2001
case
called

Zadvydas
v.
Davis

in
which
the
Supreme
Court
held
that
the
government
cannot
detain
non-citizens
indefinitely
when
there
is
no
immediate
possibility
of
deporting
them.
After
90
days
of
detention,
the
government
is
obliged
to
release
non-deportable
immigrants.
Abrego
maintains
that
he
was
detained
by
the
US
government
in
CECOT
for
months,
and
thus
the
period
of
lawful
detention
has
expired.
He
also
points
to
8
U.S.C.
§1231(b)(2),
which
appears
to
instruct
the
attorney
general
to
deport
an
immigrant
to
the
country
of
his
choosing

in
this
case,
Costa
Rica.

In
August,
Judge
Xinis
issued
an
interim
order
barring
the
government
from
stuffing
Abrego
into
a
plane
and
dropping
him
in
a
continent
he’s
never
seen
and
where
he
he
has
no
cultural
or
family
ties.
Since
then,
she’s
struggled
to
get
the
DOJ
to
explain
why
DHS
won’t
just
let
Abrego
go
to
Costa
Rica.

“Importantly,
it
is
now
the
assessment
of
the
Department
of
State
that
the
Government
of
Costa
Rica
would
not
accept
Petitioner
at
this
time
without
further
negotiations
and,
likely,
additional
commitments
from
the
United
States,”
the
DOJ

argued

on
November
7.
“Importantly,
the
Department
of
State
advises
that
the
Republic
of
Liberia
is
the
only
state
willing
to
accept
Petitioner
without
further
negotiations
or
additional
commitments
by
the
United
States.”

In
support
of
this
“assessment,”
the
government
submitted
a
sealed
declaration
by
John
Cantú,
the
acting
Assistant
Director
for
ICE’s
Removal
Division,
attesting
that
Costa
Rica’s
offer
was
actually
off
the
table.
Not
content
to
take
his
word
for
it,
though,
Judge
Xinis
court

ordered

the
government
to
produce
Cantú
to
testify
on
Thursday.

In
the
past,
the
DOJ
has
offered
up
a
parade
of
witnesses
with
no
personal
knowledge
of
the
relevant
issues,
simply
parroting
the
administration’s
preferred
position.
And
so
astute
observers
might
have
noted
the
reappearance
of
Drew
Ensign
as
a
sign
that

some
shit
was
about
to
go
down
.

On
the
stand,
Cantú
admitted
under
cross
examination
by
Abrego’s
lawyer
Andrew
Rossman
that
he
had
no
firsthand
knowledge
of
the
supposed
reversal
by
Costa
Rica.
His
entire
declaration
was
double
hearsay,
based
on
a
five
minute
call
with
an
attorney
named
“Anderson”
at
the
State
Department.

Judge:
how
do
you
know
thatC:
counselJ:
DOS
counsel?C:
now
counsel
[here
at
counsel
table]R:
you
spoke
to
Mr
Anderson
around
11/6?
C:
i
think
11/7R:
in
person?C:
no
a
Teams
meetingR:
how
longC:
5
minutesR:
did
you
ask
any
quesitons?C:
noR:
he
just
told
you
thingsC:
correct/22



Roger
Parloff
(@rparloff.bsky.social)


2025-11-20T17:21:12.032Z

Indeed,
Cantú
didn’t
even
understand
some
of
the
language
in
the
declaration
dictated
by
State
Department
counsel
for
him
to
sign.

“This
witness
said
nothing
today,”
a
Judge
Xinis

snorted
.
“Mr.
Cantú
knew
nothing
about
anything.

Today
was
a
zero,
in
my
view.”

For
his
part,
Ensign
merely
simpered
that
Secretary
Rubio
“has
determined
that
it
would
be
prejudicial
to
the
interests
of
the
United
States”
to
send
Abrego
to
Costa
Rica,
and
that
decision
is
beyond
judicial
review.

Cutting
Costa
Rica

If
Thursday
was
a
zero,
Saturday
was
a
100.
The

Washington
Post

published
a
statement
by
Costa
Rica’s
Security
Minister
Mario
Zamora
Cordero
attesting
that
there’s
been
no
change
in
his
state’s
posture
toward
Abrego.

“That
position
that
we
have
expressed
in
the
past
remains
valid
and
unchanged
to
this
day,”
he
said,
adding
that
“Costa
Rica’s
offer
to
receive
Mr.
Abrego
Garcia
for
humanitarian
reasons
stands.”

That
would
strongly
suggest
that

whoever

told
Cantú
that
Costa
Rica
had
backed
out
was
deliberately
lying
to
the
court.
Abrego’s
lawyers
immediately
submitted
the
article

in
the
habeas
case

as
proof
that
Judge
Xinis
should
not
allow
him
to
be
deported
to
Liberia,
and

in
the
criminal
case

as
further
evidence
to
support
his
motion
to
dismiss
for
selective
and
vindictive
prosecution.

“Mr.
Abrego
is
willing
to
facilitate
that
removal
and
self-deport
to
Costa
Rica,
and
that
country
is
willing
to
accept
him—but
the
only
reason
the
government
will
not
send
him
there
is
because
that
is
where
Mr.
Abrego
is
willing
to
go,”
they
urged.
“That
is
plain
evidence
that
the
government
wants
to
do
nothing
more
than
punish
Mr.
Abrego
for
exposing
its
unlawful
conduct.”

Meanwhile,
another
defect
in
the
government’s
records
threatens
to
completely
upend
the
habeas
case.

No
papers

As
the
DOJ
scrambled
to
get
out
from
under
Judge
Xinis’s
thumb,
they’ve
thrown
a
lot
of
legal
spaghetti
at
the
wall.
One
such
strand
is
an
argument
that
Abrego’s
case
belongs
in
federal
court
in
Massachusetts,
where
Judge
Brian
Murphy
is

adjudicating


D.V.D.
v.
DHS
,
a
class
action
for
immigrants
with
final
orders
of
removal
being
deported
to
third
countries.
But,
as
Abrego’s
lawyers
point
out,
there
is
no
“final
order
of
removal”
for
him
in
the
record.

That’s
likely
an
administrative
error
by
Immigration
Judge
David
Jones,
who
took
the
trouble
in
2019
to
pen

14
pages

explaining
why
he
was
withholding
removal
to
El
Salvador,
but
failed
to
sign
the
actual
order
of
removal
itself.
This
is
somewhat
awkward
as
DHS
now
insists
that
it
has
the
absolute
right
to
deport
Abrego
to
Liberia
post
haste,
pursuant
to
a
removal
order
which
appears
not
to
exist.

Ensign,
who
never
shrinks
from
a
courtroom
stretcher,
characterized
the
omission
as
a
mere
technicality
that
can
be
assumed
away
by
“order
of
operation.”
He
insisted
that
Costa
Rica’s
willingness

or
not!

to
accept
Abrego
is
confirmation
that
a
final
removal
order
is
somehow
implied.


Politico

reports
that
the
court
was
not
amused.

“You
can’t
fake
it
‘til
you
make
it.
You
got
to
have
it,”
Judge
Xinis
scoffed.
“You
have
to
have
the
order.
It’s
got
to
be
an
order
memorialized
somewhere
and
I
don’t
have
it.”

And
so
the
Abrego
cases
plod
along,
a
slow
parade
of
thuggish
buffoonery.
After
kidnapping
him
to
CECOT
and
claiming
that
he
would
never
set
foot
in
the
US
again,
the
government
snatched
him
back
and
crowed
that
this
dangerous
criminal
would
face
justice
in
an
American
courtroom.
Instead
they’re
racing
to
hustle
him
off
to
some
remote
locale
so
as
to
avoid
having
to
present
their
creaky
case
to
a
jury
on
January
27.
Sure,
they
could
send
him
to
Costa
Rica
tomorrow.
But
they’re
pissed
at
him
for
refusing
to
play
ball,
so

It’s
a
lot
of
trouble
just
to
cover
up
an
error
back
in
March.
But
luckily,
Drew
Ensign’s
got
the
time.



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Transatlantic Biglaw Behemoth Announces Bonuses For Associates And Counsel – Above the Law

Bonus
season
is
here,
and
slowly
but
surely,
Biglaw
firms
are
lining
up
to
announce
their
own
variants
of
the

Cravath
scale
,
complete
with

Milbank’s
summer
bonuses
.
Which
firm
is
the
latest
to
step
up
to
the
plate
to
offer
associates
six
figures
of
bonus
earnings?

That
would
be
A&O
Shearman,
the
Biglaw
behemoth
formed
from
the
union
of
Allen
&
Overy
and
Shearman
&
Sterling.
The
firm
grossed
$3.7
billion
in
2024,
putting
it
at
No.
4
on
the
Global
100,
so
of
course
it’s
matching
the
market
bonus
scale
for
associates
and
counsel
in
the
Americas.
Here’s
what
the
scale
looks
like
at
the
firm:

Attorneys
at
the
firm
may
also
be
eligible
for
an
“enhanced
year-end
bonus”
if
they
“significantly
exceed”
the
firm’s
hourly
requirements.

Congratulations
to
everyone
at
A&O
Shearman!

Remember
everyone,
we
depend
on
your
tips
to
stay
on
top
of
compensation
updates,
so
when
your
firm
announces
or
matches,
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text
us
(646-820-8477)
or email
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publish.
Thanks
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help!





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Morning Docket: 11.24.25 – Above the Law

*
Effort
to
go
after
those
who
investigated
Trump
crimes
getting
funneled
into
Aileen
Cannon’s
courtroom.
[NY
Times
]

*
Agriculture
workers
sue
administration
over
new
slashed
minimum
wage
for
migrant
workers…
because
the
administration
doesn’t
realize
cheaper
migrant
labor
lowers
all
wages.
[Courthouse
News
Service
]

*
Arguments
all
set
for
appeals
hearing
on
Trump’s
power
to
ban
a
specific
outlet
from
the
White
House
because
he
doesn’t
like
their
coverage.
[Reuters]

*
Former
Google
CEO
accused
of
sexual
assault.
[Law360]

*
Federalist
Society
undergoing
existential
crisis
as
Trump’s
explicit
demands
run
afoul
of
fig
leaf
philosophy
they’ve
spent
decades
crafting.
[NY
Times
]

*
DLA
Piper
sued
for
racial
discrimination.
[American
Lawyer
]

*
Yale
Law
Library
staff
morale
is
in
the
tank.
[Yale
Daily
News
]

Biglaw Bonus Season Arrives! – See Generally – Above the Law

Cravath
Starts
Bonus
Season,
Everyone
Begin
The
Freakout:
The
firm
kicked
off
the
year-end
festivities
and
peers
began
the
scramble
to
match.
Lindsey
Halligan
Sets
New
Low
Score:
Trump’s
most
loyal
lawyer
somehow
managed
to
botch
our
already
subterranean
expectations.
Biglaw
Firm
Celebrating
The
Holidays
With
Some
Mandatory
Togetherness:
Associates
expecting
a
bonus
announcement
found
out
they’d
be
spending
more
time
enjoying
the
privilege
of
fluorescent
lighting.
Judge
Jerry
Smith’s
Goes
Full
Wingnut
In
Texas
Redistricting
Case:
And,
to
be
clear,
the
Supreme
Court
will
find
a
way
to
sanewash
it.
Disbarment
Shoe
Drops:
Josh
Kindred’s
long-running
ethics
circus
ends
exactly
where
everyone
knew
it
would.
DoorDash
Driver
Learns
Viral
Content
Can
Be
A
Felony:
Refusing
to
put
on
pants
is
already
the
most
popular
reason
to
call
DoorDash.
Biglaw’s
Latest
Transatlantic
Marriage
Proposal:
Ashurst
and
Perkins
Coie
look
to
join
forces.

The Collateral Damage of Climate Migration

On
the
steep
slopes
of
Zimbabwe’s
lush
Eastern
Highlands,
newly
built
homes—mostly
grass-thatch,
pole,
and
mud
dwellings—scatter
the
rugged
terrain.
These
houses
were
built
by
tens
of
thousands
of
small-scale
farmers
who,
driven
by
crippling
droughts
in
Zimbabwe’s
lower
elevations,
have
migrated
to
the
Eastern
Highlands
in
search
of
fertile
soil,
fresh
water,
and
pasture
for
their
livestock.

Since
the
1960s,
the
average
temperature
in
Zimbabwe
has
risen
by
about
1
degree
Celsius
(2
degrees
Fahrenheit),
while
the
average
rainfall
has
decreased
by
about
20
percent.
Droughts
are
becoming
evermore
frequent,
too.
Crop-decimating
droughts
used
to
hit
roughly
once
per
decade;
they
now
strike once
every
three
years
.
These
droughts
ravage
the
livelihoods
of
Zimbabweans, up
to
70
percent
 of
whom
work
in
agriculture.
Yet
the
Eastern
Highlands,
which
stretches
nearly
300
kilometers
along
the
border
with
Mozambique,
still
boasts
a
glut
of
perennial
rivers,
heavy
rainfall,
dense
vegetation,
foggy
mountain
peaks,
and
a
plethora
of
species.

While
the
politics
and
policies
of
international
migration
tend
to
make
headlines,
existing
scientific
evidence
suggests
that
when
it’s
the
climate
forcing
people
to
move,
they
tend
to
stick
within
their
national
borders.
In
2018,
the World
Bank
warned
 that
without
urgent
global
and
national
climate
action,
including
cutting
greenhouse
gas
emissions,
more
than
140
million
people
in
sub-Saharan
Africa,
South
Asia,
and
Central
America
will
likely
migrate
within
their
own
countries
by
the
year
2050.

In recent
research
,
Roman
Hoffmann,
who
heads
the
migration
and
sustainable
development
research
group
at
the
International
Institute
for
Applied
Systems
Analysis
in
Austria,
used
census
records
to
show
that
drought
and
aridification
has
already
led
to
increased
internal
migration,
especially
in
particularly
dry
places—like
parts
of
Zimbabwe.

“This
area
is
our
only
hope,”
says
Lloyd
Gweshengwe,
a
farmer
who
migrated
to
the
Eastern
Highlands
a
few
years
ago
and
whose
home
now
sits
on
a
treacherous
mountainside
overlooking
a
small
river.
“It’s
still
good
for
farming.
Water
is
plenty,
and
the
soils
are
good,”
he
adds.

“This
year,
I
had
a
very
good
harvest
of
maize.
It’s
enough
to
feed
my
family
until
the
next
harvest.
I
might
even
sell
the
surplus,”
he
says.

Gweshengwe’s
story
is
one
of
many.
In
their
2022 study
of
climate
migrants
to
Zimbabwe’s
Eastern
Highlands
,
Trymore
Maganga
and
Cathy
Conrad
Suso
from
Saint
Mary’s
University
in
Halifax,
Nova
Scotia,
write
that
“most
households
in
the
small-scale
farming
regions
are
resorting
to
either
short-
or
long-term
migration
to
areas
that
offer
them
food
security.”

But
the
influx
of
climate
migrants
to
Zimbabwe’s
Eastern
Highlands
is
prompting
concern
from
the
Zimbabwean
government,
environmental
groupsand
timber
companies.
These
climate
migrants,
tarred
as
squatters
or
illegal
settlers
by
local
environmentalists,
are
clearing
large
swaths
of
forests
for
croplands.
They’re
clogging
rivers
and
wetlands
with
cut
trees,
and
transforming
once-lush
forests
into
broken
mosaics
of
maize
and
other
crops.

Source:


The
Collateral
Damage
of
Climate
Migration


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This Is Not The Announcement You Were Looking For – See Also – Above the Law

Biglaw
Firm
Announces
In-Person
Requirements
Instead
Of
Bonuses:
Learn
how
to
read
the
room,
Reed
Smith.
Paul,
Weiss
Rewards
Employees
With
Market
Value
Bonuses:
Gotta
reward
the
associates
that
stuck
by
them
somehow!
The
Trend
Setter
Announces
Bonuses!:
Vartabedian
Hester
&
Haynes
bonuses
are
on
the
market
scale!
Bonus
Medley!:
Skadden,
Cleary
Gottlieb,
Debevoise
&
Plimpton,
White
&
Case,
Davis
Polk,
Baker
Botts,
and
Proskauer.
DOJ
Issues
Charges
After
‘Trump
Whore’
Hoax:
There
are
better
ways
to
use
your
time
in
law
school.

All That Biglaw Bonus Money With Nowhere To Spend It – Above the Law

Associates
associate
time
of
year
with
two
things:
getting
paid
a
lot
of
money
and
finally
having
the
time
to
see
your
family.
And
for
the
associates
at
Cleary
Gottlieb,
they
won’t
have
to
worry
about
getting
their
money!
The
firm
boasted
an
impressive
$1,700,000,000
gross
revenue
in
2024
according
to
Am
Law
100
and
has
no
problem
with
sharing
the
wealth
via
bonuses
and
special
bonuses.
Here’s
the
scale:

Bonuses
will
be
paid
on
the
19th
of
December!
Yay
money!

Now
that
that’s
out
of
the
way,
let’s
loop
back
to
the
seeing
your
family
bit
of
the
holidays.
According
to
Above
the
Law
tipsters,
Cleary
told
associates
to
cancel
any
holiday
plans
they
had

those
hours
aren’t
going
to
bill
themselves
after
all.
The
silver
lining
behind
the
golden
handcuffs
is
that
the
firm
also
offered
to
reimburse
the
travel
costs
lost
by
the
last
minute
cancellation.
Associates
without
vacation
plans
were
invited
to
make
sure
that
they
had
a
proper
vacation
scheduled
for
2026.
Hard
way
to
find
out
that
you’ll
have
to
push
off
seeing
your
loved
ones
until
Christmas,
but
at
least
Cleary
put
in
the
effort
to
soften
the
blow.
If
the
kind
words
aren’t
enough,
at
least
you’ll
have
a
nice
set
of
$100s
to
dry
those
tears
with.

We
like
hearing
about
bonuses
almost
as
much
as
you
enjoy
spending
them.
As
soon
as
your
firm’s
memo
comes
out,
please email
it
to
us
 (subject
line:
“[Firm
Name]
Bonus”)
or
text
us
(646-820-8477).
Please
include
the
memo
if
available.
You
can
take
a
photo
of
the
memo
and
send
it
via
text
or
email
if
you
don’t
want
to
forward
the
original
PDF
or
Word
file.



Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
 He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
is
learning
to
swim, is
interested
in
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected]
and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.