Biglaw Partner Primes Columbia Law Students On AI Adoption – Above the Law

Often,
learning
about
the
law
feels
more
like
a
history
class
than
preparation
to
be
a
lawyer.
The
average
1L
spends
hours
upon
hours
memorizing
the
dates
and
facts
of
cases
that
aren’t
even
good
law
anymore

otherwise
known
as
studying
Constitutional
law.
To
contrast,
students
taking
classes
on
the
legal
field’s
rapid
adoption
of
AI
have
to
keep
up
with
changing
companies,
developing
technology
and
expectations
of
privacy
as
they
incorporate
AI
in
to
their
toolkit.
It
is
hard
to
look
for
experienced
thinkers
in
novel
fields,
but
the
students
at
Columbia
lucked
in
to
getting
a
Biglaw
partner
to
school
them
on
AI.

Law.com

has
coverage:

This
spring,
Columbia
Law
School
introduced
a
new
course
titled
“Law
of
Artificial
Intelligence,”
taught
by
Michel
Paradis,
a
Steptoe
partner
with
a
Ph.D.
in
computational
linguistics.
Paradis
told
Legaltech
News
he
wanted
to
remedy
an
emerging
gap
between
AI
systems’
increasing
relevance
as
a
substantive
legal
area
and
a
general
lack
of
knowledge
among
the
legal
profession
about
how
they
work.

“People
become
lawyers
typically
because
they’re
smart
and
they
don’t
like
math.

When
you
get
these
technical
questions
that
can
really
matter
to
the
outcome
of
a
case,
it
helps
to
really
know
what’s
going
on
under
the
hood,”
he
said.
“There
was
this
real
gap
between
a
basic
competence
in
what’s
going
on
technically
and
how
that
should
impact
the
legal
issues
involved.”

And
the
impact
is
real


an
assistant
US
attorney
recently
resigned

after
a
federal
judge
threatened
to
sanction
him
and
his
office
for
repeated
AI
misuse
and
misquoting
holdings.
And
on
the
other
side
of
the
gavel,

even
judges
are
getting
caught

using
AI
to
help
write
their
opinions
without
knowing
to
check
their
work
before
they
submitted
everything.

Besides
covering
what
not
to
do,
the
course
will
focus
on
regulatory
responses
to
AI
adoption
and
what
increased
use
of
AI
means
for
intellectual
property.
I
know
I
dunked
on
Conlaw
earlier,
but
the
relationship
between
AI
adoption
and
Article
1
Section
8
is
definitely
worth
hashing
out
in
a
classroom.
Much
of
the
push
against
IP
protections
comes
from
billionaires,
it’s
an
open
question
whether
constitutional
protections
are
strong
enough
to
bear
the
force
of
financial
interests
attacking
them
at
every
turn.

Sounds
like
a
fun
course!
As
long
as
AI
is
here,
law
schools
should
be
doing
their
best
to
prepare
students
for
using
it
in
their
work
product
if
they
choose
to
do
so.


Columbia
Law
School
Gets
Technical
With
New
AI
Course
Led
by
Steptoe
Partner

[Law.com]



Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
 He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boat
builder
who
is
learning
to
swim
and
is
interested
in
rhetoric,
Spinozists
and
humor.
Getting
back
in
to
cycling
wouldn’t
hurt
either.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected]
and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.

Business Development Without The Babysitter: A Smarter Model For Working Mothers – Above the Law

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via
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Ed.
note
:
This
is
the
latest
installment
in
a
series
of
posts
on
motherhood
in
the
legal
profession,
in
partnership
with
our
friends
at 
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Jeanine
M.
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The
traditional
rainmaking
model
assumes
someone
else
is
handling
dinner,
homework
and
bedtime:

Golf
at
1
p.m.
on
Fridays.

Cocktail
receptions
that
begin
at
6:30
and
stretch
well
past
the
point
of
diminishing
returns.

Weekend
conferences
in
attractive
cities
that
are
functionally
inaccessible
unless
you
have
extensive
backup
at
home.  

I
did
not
have
this
kind
of
back
up
as
a
Single
Mom
By
Choice
to
twins.
For
working
mothers
like
me,
that
model
is
not
merely
inconvenient.
It
is
structurally
misaligned
with
reality.

The
quiet
truth,
though,
is
this:
it
is
also
outdated.

Business
development
has
never
truly
been
about
proximity
to
a
bar
cart.
It
is
about
trust,
relevance,
and
consistency-all
factors
of
relationship
building
which
take
time
and
patience.
Working
mothers
who
understand
that
distinction
are
often
better
positioned
to
build
sustainable
books
of
business
than
their
peers
who
equate
visibility
with
value.


Redefine
What
Counts
As
Business
Development

Many
firms
still
reward
performative
networking

the
optics
of
constant
attendance,
the
mythology
of
the
rainmaker
who
is
everywhere
at
once.
But
clients
do
not
hire
lawyers
because
they
attended
the
most
receptions.
They
hire
lawyers
who
solve
problems
and
who
are
responsive
both
to
their
needs
and
to
their
complaints.

Business
development
is
not:

  • Attending
    everything.
  • Being
    the
    last
    person
    standing
    at
    an
    industry
    event.
  • Saying
    yes
    to
    every
    invitation
    in
    the
    name
    of
    “exposure.”

It
is:

  • Strategic
    relationship
    cultivation.
  • Industry
    fluency.
  • Follow-up
    discipline.
  • Becoming
    synonymous
    with
    a
    particular
    type
    of
    solution
    and
    most
    importantly,
  • Being
    good
    at
    what
    you
    do.

Working
mothers
tend
to
develop
sharper
time
discipline
out
of
necessity.
Getting
a
motion
filed,
driving
car
pool,
and
attend
that
PTA
meeting
all
require
planning
and
execution.
That
discipline
is
not
a
limitation;
it
is
a
competitive
advantage.
When
you
cannot
afford
to
waste
three
hours,
you
prepare
more
intentionally
for
the
one
hour
you
do
have.


The
Power
Of
The
Midday
Meeting

Lunch
is
the
most
underutilized
rainmaking
tool
in
the
profession.

General
counsel
and
executives
are
busy.
They
often
prefer
efficient,
focused
conversations
during
the
workday
over
evening
events
that
compete
with
their
own
family
obligations.
A
well-prepared
lunch

with
a
clear
agenda
and
thoughtful
follow-up

routinely
accomplishes
more
than
three
cocktail
receptions. A
fabulous
business
development
coach
I
hired
suggested
Zoom
lunches
where
I
offer
to
have
a
lunch
delivered
to
the
person’s
office
or
send
delivery
gift
cards
to
them
ahead
of
the
lunch
for
them
to
order
their
favorite
lunch. 
This
out-of-the-box
idea
has
been
a
hot
one
for
networking
and
business
development
as
it
shows
respect
and
consideration
for
the
person’s
very
valuable
time.

Preparation
should
resemble
litigation
strategy:
understand
the
client’s
industry
pressures,
recent
developments,
insurance
coverage
landscape,
regulatory
shifts,
or
transaction
trends.
Arrive
ready
to
discuss
something
useful,
not
merely
to
“catch
up.”
Ask
questions
about
what
are
the
biggest
issues
and
problem
the
person
is
facing. Offer
to
help
if
you
are
able
or
offer
to
connect
them
to
someone
who
can
or
even
someone
else
in
their
industry
who
may
be
experiencing
the
same
issues.

Then
follow
up
with
substance

an
article,
a
case
update,
a
practical
checklist
relevant
to
their
business.
One
targeted,
value-driven
interaction
builds
more
credibility
than
repeated
superficial
contact.

Working
mothers,
already
accustomed
to
optimizing
limited
time,
often
excel
in
this
format.
Efficiency
reads
as
respect.


Thought
Leadership
As
Scalable
Visibility

If
traditional
networking
is
built
on
physical
presence,
modern
business
development
is
built
on
intellectual
presence.

An
article
can
reach
hundreds
of
potential
clients
without
requiring
an
evening
away
from
home.
A
panel
scheduled
during
business
hours
can
position
you
as
a
subject-matter
authority.
A
short,
practical
post
explaining
a
legal
development
can
reinforce
your
expertise
to
both
current
and
prospective
clients.

Thought
leadership
is
scalable
rainmaking.
It
allows
you
to
build
recognition
without
relying
on
constant
in-person
attendance.
More
importantly,
it
attracts
the
right
clients

those
seeking
competence
and
clarity
rather
than
social
familiarity.

Working
mothers
often
underestimate
the
cumulative
power
of
consistent
writing
and
speaking.
One
article
does
little.
Ten
over
two
years
build
a
brand. And
believe
me,
I
get
that
one
has
a
million
things
on
their
to-do
list,
but
this
is
an
investment
in
you
and
your
future.

Visibility
does
not
require
exhaustion.


Internal
Business
Development:
The
Overlooked
Lever

External
networking
receives
most
of
the
attention,
but
internal
positioning
within
a
firm
is
equally
critical.

If
you
are
the
lawyer
everyone
calls
to
“help”
when
a
matter
becomes
difficult,
ensure
that
you
are
also
visible
when
new
matters
arise.
Competence
can
quietly
become
a
tax

particularly
for
women
who
are
perceived
as
reliable
fixers.

Internal
business
development
means:

  • Communicating
    clearly
    about
    the
    work
    you
    want.
  • Protecting
    your
    rate
    integrity.
  • Being
    explicit
    about
    your
    expertise.
  • Ensuring
    credit
    structures
    align
    with
    contribution.

Working
mothers,
already
balancing
multiple
demands,
cannot
afford
to
invest
significant
time
in
matters
that
erode
their
long-term
positioning.
Strategic
selectivity
is
not
selfish;
it
is
sustainable.
As
one
good
friend
lawyer-mom
advised
me,
the
future
you
are
creating
is
so
that
ultimately
you
can
control
how
you
spend
your
time

both
at
work
and
at
home.


Boundaries
As
A
Strategic
Signal

There
is
a
persistent
myth
that
availability
equals
commitment.
In
reality,
scarcity
often
enhances
perceived
value.

When
you
attend
selectively,
speak
deliberately,
and
focus
your
energy,
you
signal
that
your
time
is
meaningful.
Clients
do
not
need
their
lawyer
at
every
event.
They
need
their
lawyer
when
it
matters.

Boundaries
also
filter
clients.
Executives
with
families
frequently
appreciate
working
with
counsel
who
understand
time
constraints.
Efficiency
and
respect
for
schedule
resonate
across
industries.

Exhaustion
does
not
build
confidence.
Competence
does.


Playing
The
Long
Game

Working
mothers
often
build
business
differently.
Less
flash,
more
durability.
Fewer
shallow
contacts,
more
substantive
relationships.

Because
time
is
finite,
relationships
tend
to
be
intentional.
Because
commitments
are
real,
reliability
becomes
non-negotiable.
Over
time,
that
steadiness
compounds.

Books
of
business
built
on
trust,
expertise,
and
consistent
value
survive
economic
downturns
more
effectively
than
those
built
on
social
proximity
alone.

The
traditional
rainmaking
model
was
designed
around
a
professional
who
had
structural
freedom
at
home.
That
model
is
neither
neutral
nor
inevitable.
It
is
simply
one
approach.

Working
mothers
do
not
need
to
replicate
it
to
succeed.

A
smarter
model
exists:

  • Midday
    strategy
    over
    late-night
    visibility.
  • Substance
    over
    volume.
  • Thought
    leadership
    over
    performative
    attendance.
  • Boundaries
    over
    burnout.
  • Long-term
    positioning
    over
    short-term
    optics.

Sustainable
rainmaking
is
not
about
being
everywhere.
It
is
about
being
indispensable
to
the
right
clients.

And
that
is
a
model
working
mothers
are
uniquely
equipped
to
master.




Jeanine
M.
Donohue
is
a
member
of
Buchalter’s
Litigation
Practice
Group
and
Wineries,
Vineyards
and
Breweries
Practice
Group.
She
practices
in
the
firm’s
St.
Helena
and
San
Francisco
offices.
With
over
30
years
of
experience,
Jeanine
is
a
big
picture
strategist
who
quickly
appreciates
the
30,000
foot
major
issues,
while
also
being
attentive
to
the
nuances
and
important
details
of
each
matter
she
handles.
Jeanine
maintains
a
broad
litigation
practice
that
includes
insurance
recovery,
commercial,
real
estate
and
products
liability.
Since
2013,
Jeanine
has
served
as
Outside
General
Counsel
to
four
active
524(g)
settlement
trusts
with
over
$1
billion
in
assets.
She
manages
all
outside
trust
litigation
including
insurance
coverage
litigation,
bankruptcy
and
adversary
proceedings.

Sixth Circuit Slaps Steep Sanctions on Two Lawyers for Fake Citations and Misrepresentations in Appellate Briefs

In
what
may
be
one
of
the
most
significant
appellate
sanctions
rulings
yet
involving
fabricated
case
citations,
the
6th
U.S.
Circuit
Court
of
Appeals
has
imposed
substantial
penalties
on
two
Tennessee
attorneys
for
filing
briefs
containing
more
than
two
dozen
fake
or
misrepresented
citations.

The
court
sanctioned
attorneys
Van
R.
Irion
and
Russ
Egli,
ordering
each
to
pay
$15,000
in
punitive
fines
to
the
court
registry,
plus
joint
responsibility
for
the
appellees’
full
attorney
fees
on
appeal
and
double
costs.

The
sanctions
stem
from
consolidated
appeals
in


Whiting
v.
City
of
Athens,
Tennessee
,
arising
from
litigation
over
a
2022
fireworks
show
and
its
aftermath.

Worth
noting,
however,
is
that
the
court
did
not
expressly
find
that
the
fabricated
citations
were
the
result
of
using
generative
AI.
Rather,
the
court
emphasized
that
no
filing
should
contain
citations,
however
generated,
that
a
lawyer
has
not
personally
read
and
verified.

Extensive
Misconduct

In
its
March
13
opinion,
the
three-judge
panel

consisting
of
Judges
Jane
B.
Stranch,
John
K.
Bush
and
Eric
E.
Murphy

catalogued
extensive
problems
with
the
briefs
submitted
by
Irion
and
Egli
on
behalf
of
their
client
Glenn
Whiting.

“All
told,
we
found
over
two
dozen
fake
citations
and
misrepresentations
of
fact
in
Whiting’s
briefs,”
wrote
Judge
Bush
for
the
court,
noting
that
this
was
“a
conservative
estimate”
that
excluded
typos
or
sloppy
citations
that
could
be
attributed
to
drafting
errors
rather
than
professional
misconduct.

The
court
attached
a
detailed
appendix
documenting
specific
instances
of
fabricated
or
misrepresented
authority
across
multiple
briefs
filed
in
the
three
consolidated
appeals.
The
problems
fell
into
several
categories:


Non-existent
cases
:
Several
citations
pointed
to
cases
that
do
not
exist.
For
example,
one
brief
cited
“Berg
v.
Knox
Cnty.,
TN,
2024
WL
2012345,
at
*4
(6th
Cir.
Mar.
12,
2024)”
for
a
proposition
about
judicial
recusal.
The
court
found
no
such
case
exists

the
Westlaw
citation
generates
no
results,
and
the
only
source
on
Westlaw
citing
to
a
Sixth
Circuit
decision
called
“Berg
v.
Knox
Cnty.”
is
Whiting’s
own
briefing.


Incorrect
case
citations
:
Other
citations
pointed
to
real
cases
but
with
wrong
reporters
or
page
numbers.
One
brief
cited
“Jones
v.
Hamilton
Cnty.,
29
F.4th
647,
655
(6th
Cir.
2022)”
for
a
proposition
about
Section
1927
sanctions.
The
Federal
Reporter
citations
actually
correspond
to
two
unrelated
Tenth
Circuit
cases,
one
involving
unfair
competition
and
another
involving
a
guilty
plea,
neither
of
which
discusses
attorneys’
fees
or
sanctions.


Fabricated
quotations
:
Multiple
briefs
contained
quoted
language
that
does
not
appear
in
the
cited
sources.
For
instance,
the
briefs
repeatedly
quoted
the
Sixth
Circuit
as
stating
“[t]he
mere
fact
that
a
plaintiff
did
not
prevail
does
not
mean
that
the
claim
was
frivolous”
in

Adcock-Ladd
v.
Secretary
of
the
Treasury
,
227
F.3d
343,
350
(6th
Cir.
2000).
The
court
found
that

Adcock-Ladd

does
not
contain
this
quoted
language
and
is
not
about
frivolous
cases
at
all

it
addresses
whether
attorneys’
fees
should
be
based
on
the
plaintiff’s
or
defendant’s
home
market.


Cases
cited
for
unsupported
propositions
:
Some
real
cases
were
cited
for
legal
propositions
they
do
not
address.
One
brief
cited

United
States
v.
Alvarez
,
567
U.S.
709
(2012)
for
the
proposition
that
“the
First
Amendment
does
not
protect
speech
that
knowingly
asserts
false
statements
of
fact.”
The
court
noted
that

Alvarez

actually
states
the
opposite,
with
the
plurality
opinion
“reject[ing]
the
notion
that
false
speech
should
be
in
a
general
category
that
is
presumptively
unprotected.”


Record
misrepresentations
:
The
briefs
also
misrepresented
the
factual
record.
In
one
appeal,
Whiting
argued
that
the
district
court
imposed
sanctions

sua
sponte

without
proper
notice.
But
the
court
found
that
sanctions
were
actually
issued
on
the
city’s
motion,
which
expressly
requested
sanctions
under
28
U.S.C.
§
1927

a
critical
factual
error
that
undermined
Whiting’s
entire
due
process
argument.

Show
Cause
Order

After
discovering
the
citation
problems,
the
Sixth
Circuit
issued
an
order
requiring
Irion
and
Egli
to
explain
why
they
should
not
be
sanctioned.
The
order
directed
them
to
provide
copies
of
all
cited
cases
from
Westlaw
or
LexisNexis,
highlight
quoted
material,
explain
who
wrote
the
briefs,
disclose
whether
the
briefs
were
ghostwritten,
state
whether
they
used
gen
AI,
and
explain
their
cite-checking
procedures.

Rather
than
respond
substantively
to
these
directives,
Irion
and
Egli
argued
that
the
show
cause
order
was
“void
on
its
face
for
failing
to
include
a
signature
of
an
Article
III
judge,”
was
“motivated
by
harassment
of
the
Respondent
attorneys,”
and
“reflect[ed]
illegal
ex-parte
communications
within
this
Court.”

The
court
rejected
these
arguments.
It
noted
that
Irion
and
Egli
had
already
been
told
that
orders
signed
by
the
clerk
are
valid,
and
that
the
Supreme
Court
had
twice
denied
mandamus
petitions
from
the
attorneys
challenging
this
practice.
The
court
also
dismissed
privilege
objections,
noting
that
questions
about
cite-checking
procedures
do
not
implicate
attorney-client
privilege
or
work
product.

Legal
Basis
for
Sanctions

The
court
grounded
its
sanctions
in
two
sources
of
authority:
Federal
Rule
of
Appellate
Procedure
38,
which
permits
awards
of
costs
and
attorney
fees
when
an
appeal
is
frivolous,
and
the
court’s
inherent
authority
to
sanction
bad-faith
conduct.

Under
Rule
38,
the
court
distinguished
between
appeals
that
are
“frivolous
as
filed,”
where
no
arguments
could
support
reversal,
and
“frivolous
as
argued,”
where
the
arguments
made
are
themselves
frivolous,
even
if
better
arguments
might
exist.
The
court
found
Whiting’s
appeal
frivolous
as
argued
because
inventing
case
law
constitutes
a
misrepresentation
of
law.

“A
fake
opinion
is
not
existing
law,
and
citation
to
a
fake
opinion
does
not
provide
a
non-frivolous
ground
for
extending,
modifying,
or
reversing
existing
law,
or
for
establishing
new
law,”
the
court
wrote,
quoting
the
Southern
District
of
New
York’s
decision
in

Mata
v.
Avianca,
Inc.
,
the
2023
case
that
first
drew
widespread
attention
to
AI-generated
hallucinated
citations.

For
its
inherent
authority
sanctions,
the
court
applied
a
three-part
bad
faith
test
requiring:
(1)
a
meritless
lawsuit
or
argument,
(2)
knowledge
or
reason
to
know
the
case
was
meritless,
and
(3)
improper
motive.
The
court
found
all
three
elements
satisfied,
noting
that
“any
reasonable
attorney
should
know
that
a
case
is
meritless
if
the
only
authority
on
which
he
can
rely
is
a
figment
of
imagination.”

The
Penalty

The
sanctions
order
includes
multiple
components.
Irion
and
Egli
must
jointly
reimburse
the
appellees
for
their
full
reasonable
attorney
fees
on
appeal
across
all
three
consolidated
appeals.
They
must
also
pay
double
costs
under
28
U.S.C.
§
1920.

Most
notably,
each
attorney
must
individually
pay
$15,000
to
the
court
registry
as
punitive
sanctions.
The
court
chose
this
amount
because
the
misconduct
spanned
three
cases
and
because
“smaller
fines
have
plainly
been
inadequate

as
is
evidenced
by
the
continuous
stream
of
cases
raising
the
same
problems.”

The
court
also
directed
the
clerk
to
forward
a
copy
of
the
opinion
to
the
chief
judge
to
consider
disciplinary
proceedings
under
Sixth
Circuit
Local
Rule
46.

Aggravating
Factors

In
its
opinion,
the
court
identified
four
aggravating
factors
warranting
particularly
harsh
sanctions.

First,
both
attorneys
were
appealing
sanctions
orders
from
the
district
court.
“We
find
it
deeply
concerning
that
a
lawyer
would
engage
in
further
misconduct
on
appeal
from
a
finding
that
they
engaged
in
misconduct,”
the
court
observed.

Second,
both
attorneys
have
prior
discipline
for
lack
of
candor
to
the
tribunal.
Egli
was
publicly
censured
by
the
Supreme
Court
of
Tennessee
in
2017
for
lack
of
candor.
And
in
August
2025,
while
briefing
these
appeals,
Irion
was
suspended
from
the
Eastern
District
of
Tennessee
for
five
years
because
he
lied
to
the
district
court
in
the
underlying
case.

Third,
the
attorneys
defied
the
court’s
show
cause
order
and
refused
to
provide
the
requested
information,
which
the
court
characterized
as
compounding
their
violations.

Fourth,
the
responses
they
did
file
“show
a
stunning
lack
of
respect
for
this
court,
the
members
of
the
panel
and
their
staffs,
and
the
rule
of
law.”
The
court
contrasted
their
approach
with
other
attorneys
who,
when
caught
submitting
fake
cases,
“have
apologized
and
sought
forgiveness,
rightly
recognizing
the
seriousness
of
their
misconduct.”

Implications
for
the
Bar

The
court’s
opinion
includes
broader
observations
about
the
duties
of
appellate
advocates.
“Our
adversarial
system
works
only
when
lawyers
and
courts
alike
are
able
to
rely
on
one
another’s
representations,”
the
court
wrote,
quoting
the
Supreme
Court’s
decision
in

Azar
v.
Garza
.

The
court
emphasized
that
citation
of
fake
cases
harms
not
only
the
court
but
also
the
reputation
of
judges
whose
names
are
falsely
invoked
as
authors
of
fabricated
opinions,
and
parties
attributed
with
fictional
conduct.
It
noted
that
the
misconduct
in
this
case
“forced
us
and
the
City
to
unnecessarily
expend
time
and
resources
on
a
case
that
should
have
been
litigated
and
resolved
straightforwardly
but
was
not.”

“By
breaching
our
trust,
we
can
no
longer
rely
on
the
representations
in
Irion’s
and
Egli’s
briefs,
harming
both
their
clients
(whose
cases
are
now
viewed
with
skepticism)
and
this
court
(who
must
now
independently
verify
everything
Irion
and
Egli
write),”
the
court
wrote.
“Finally,
Irion
and
Egli
have
sullied
the
reputation
of
our
bar,
which
now
must
litigate
under
the
cloud
of
their
conduct.”

AI
Use
Not
Directly
Determined

Although
the
court’s
show
cause
order
asked
whether
gen
AI
was
used
to
prepare
the
briefs,
Irion
and
Egli
did
not
answer
this
question.

The
court
noted
in
a
footnote
that
AI
hallucinations
“are
more
likely
to
occur
when
there
are
little
to
no
existing
authorities
available
that
clearly
satisfy
the
user’s
request

such
as,
for
example,
when
a
lawyer
asks
a
generative
AI
tool
to
supply
a
citation
for
an
unsupported
principle
of
law,”
quoting
a
recent
bankruptcy
court
decision.

However,
the
court
did
not
make
an
express
finding
that
AI
was
used,
instead
focusing
on
the
fact
that
the
citations
were
fabricated
regardless
of
how
they
were
generated.

“No
brief,
pleading,
motion,
or
any
other
paper
filed
in
any
court
should
contain
any
citations

whether
provided
by
generative
AI
or
any
other
source

that”
a
lawyer
has
not
personally
“read
and
verified,”
the
court
wrote,
quoting
the
California
Court
of
Appeal’s
decision
in

Noland
v.
Land
of
the
Free,
L.P.

MADNESS! Rudy Giuliani Region: Which Trump Administration Lawyer Most Deserves To Lose Their License? – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Drew
Angerer/Getty
Images)

Now
we
move
on
to
part
the
second
part
of
our
annual
bracket.
If
you
just
arrived,
we’re
voting
to
determine
which
of
the
administration’s
ethically
challenged
attorneys
are
most
in
need
of
a
swift
kick
in
the
law
license.
Courts
have
already
documented
multiple
instances
of
government
lawyers
lying
to
courts,
failing
to
comply
with
orders,
and
breaching
statutory
requirements.
The
specifics
vary
by
lawyer,
but
anyone
in
a
leadership
position
has,
at
this
point,
taken
or
approved
an
action
that
should
at
least
warrant
a
disciplinary
investigation.

You
can
check
out
the
already
released

Roy
Cohn
Region
here
.

So

tuck
in
your
pants
,
because
here
we
go
with
the…

THE
RUDY
GIULIANI
REGION

Rudy
Giuliani
was
disbarred
in
both
New
York
and
D.C.
for
making
false
statements
about
the
2020
election.
He
went
from
“America’s
Mayor”
to
filing
for
bankruptcy
after
a
$148
million
defamation
judgment.
He
is
simultaneously
the
cautionary
tale
and
the
template
for
this
whole
bracket.


(1)
Lindsey
Halligan
vs.
(4)
Drew
Ensign


1.
Lindsey
Halligan,
former
Pretend
U.S.
Attorney,
E.D.
Va
(University
of
Miami)

Where
do
we
even
start?

Halligan
is
an
insurance
lawyer
with
zero


zero


criminal
law
experience.
Nonetheless,
she
was
installed
as
the
top
federal
prosecutor
in
the
Eastern
District
of
Virginia
after
Donald
Trump
posted
what
was
almost
certainly
a
DM
intended
for
Pam
Bondi
complaining
that
no
one
had
indicted
his
enemies
yet
and
flagging
Halligan
as
the
sort
of
willing
participant
who
could
make
it
happen.
The
existing
interim
U.S.
Attorney
was
then
fired,
career
prosecutors
who
objected
were
sidelined,
and
Halligan
got
to
work
on
criminal
cases
against
former
FBI
Director
James
Comey
and
NY
Attorney
General
Letitia
James.

What
followed
was
a
masterclass
in
how
not
to
practice
law.
She
made

ran
face
first
into
a
pile
of
rakes
from
the
start
,
apparently
suggesting
Comey
had
no
Fifth
Amendment
rights.
She
submitted
an
indictment
that
the
full
grand
jury
never
voted
on!
A
federal
judge
ruled
her
appointment
was
illegal
and
she
possessed
no
more
authority
than
any
private
citizen
off
the
street
.”
She
then
continued
using
the
title
anyway,
until
another
federal
judge
penned
what
can
only
be
described
as
an
Order
To
Explain
What
The
Hell,
Lady?

After
trying
to
claim
that
court
decisions
don’t
apply
generally,
she

got
benchslapped
out
of
a
job
.


4.
Drew
Ensign,
Deputy
Assistant
Attorney
General
for
the
Office
of
Immigration
Litigation
of
the
Civil
Division
(NYU
School
of
Law)

According
to
whistleblower
Erez
Reuveni’s
disclosure,
Ensign
told
Judge
James
Boasberg
that
he
didn’t
know
whether
deportation
flights
were
leaving
that
weekend


despite
having
attended
the
meeting

where
Emil
Bove
told
senior
DOJ
lawyers
the
planes
would
take
off
“no
matter
what.”
The
gap
between
what
he
knew
and
what
he
told
the
court
is,
if
the
allegations
are
accurate,
a
candor
violation
with
a
neon
sign
on
it.

Ensign
also
reportedly
called
Reuveni
after
the
Abrego
Garcia
hearing
to
demand
to
know

why
he
hadn’t
argued
that
Abrego
Garcia
was
a
“terrorist.”

Spoiler…
it
was
because
there’s
no
evidence
to
suggest
he’s
a
terrorist.



VOTE
HERE


(2)
Alina
Habba
vs.
(3)
Steven
Vandervelden


2.
Alina
Habba,
former
Pretend
U.S.
Attorney,
D.
NJ
(Widener
University)

Tough
battle
of
fake
prosecutors
for
that
1
seed.
Halligan
managed
to
rack
up
more
impressively
embarrassing
losses
to
snatch
the
top
rung,
but
Habba
is
a
fierce
competitor.
One
of
Trump’s
personal
attorneys,
Habba’s
primary
professional
achievement
was
flopping
in
the
E.
Jean
Carroll
case
so
spectacularly
that

the
judge
had
to
explain
basic
trial
procedure
to
her
.
And
then
Trump
installed
this
parking
garage
lawyer
as
the
top
prosecutor
for
New
Jersey.
Except
that
didn’t
work
out
because

as
is
a
trend

Trump’s
DOJ
can’t
figure
out
how
to
appoint
people
in
line
with
the
Constitution.

Habba
also
quit
the
job
she
never
legally
held
,
but
the
chaos
carries
on
with
a
federal
judge
deeply
perturbed
at
the
possibility
that

she’s
still
secretly
running
the
show
over
there
.


3.
Steven
Vandervelden,
AUSA,
D.C.

When
the
DOJ
wanted
to
convince
a
grand
jury
to
indict
six
Democratic
lawmakers
for
filming
a
video
accurately
restating
the
Uniform
Code
of
Military
Justice,
the
regular
staff
apparently
couldn’t
or
wouldn’t
pursue
a
facially
frivolous
criminal
case
and
D.C.
U.S.
Attorney
Jeanine
Pirro
brought
in
a
veteran
prosecutor
from
her
Westchester
County
days
to
get
the
job
done.
At
the
time,
he
was
retired
and

running
a
dance
photography
studio
.

The
grand
jury
did
not
buy
it.

Vandervelden
is
far
from
a
decision-maker,
but
he
definitely
made
a
professional
choice
when
he
came
out
of
retirement
to
pursue
a
case
that
no
one
else
thought
had
merit.
At
least
he
has
something
to
fall
back
on
if
he
loses
his
license.



VOTE
HERE


Polls
are
open
now.
Voting
will
continue
through
Monday
at
7:59
p.m.
Eastern.
Get
in
there
and
vote.

Even A George W. Bush Judge Thinks This White House Argument Is Ridiculous – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Heather
Diehl/Getty
Images)

There
are
only
so
many
times
you
can
stand
in
federal
court
and
insist
that
up
is
down,
black
is
white,
and
bulldozing
a
historic
wing
of
the
White
House
is
just
a
light
home
improvement
project
before
a
judge
decides
he’s
had
enough.

This
week,
in
the

ongoing
“White
House
ballroom”
litigation
,
which
to
my
continual
shock
is
not
a
Veep
subplot
but
actual
reality,
Judge
Richard
Leon
finally
let
the
exasperation
show.
(Also
known
as the
case
brought
by
the
National
Trust
for
Historic
Preservation
over
the
Trump
administration’s
unilateral
demolition
of
the
East
Wing
of
the
White
House
to
build
a
$400
million
White
House
ballroom

funded
privately

with
exactly
zero
Congressional
approval
or
oversight.)
And
when
the
judge
starts
openly
questioning
your
relationship
with
reality…
it’s
not
exactly
a
great
sign
for
the
government’s
case.

At
issue
remains
the
Trump
administration’s
apparent
belief
that
the
White
House
is
less
“seat
of
government”
and
more
“HGTV
fixer-upper.”
According

to
reports
,
the
latest
hearing
made
clear
that
the
Department
of
Justice
is
still
clinging
to
its
argument
that
knocking
down
the
East
Wing
to
make
room
for
a
grotesque
ballroom
somehow
qualifies
as
a
mere
“alteration.”
That
thesaurus-based
violence
will
not
stand
in
Judge
Leon’s
courtroom,
he
said
calling
the
demo “an
alteration…
takes
some
brazen
interpretation
of
the
laws
of
vocabulary.”

Yikes.
That
can’t
feel
great.

And
if
the
DOJ
thought
it
could
smooth
things
over

by
analogizing

the
White
House
to
national
parks,
welp,
Leon
was
equally
unimpressed.
The
White
House,
he
reminded
everyone,
“is
a
special
place,”
and
this
isn’
swapping
out
a
park
bench
at
Yellowstone.
Leon
went
even
further,
emphasizing
a
point
that
seems
almost
quaint
in
this
litigation,
that
no
matter
how
much
cheap
gold
paint
Donald
Trump
bathes
the
place
in,
he
is
not
the
owner
of
the
White
House,
he’s
the
current
“steward”
of
an
“an
iconic
symbol
of
this
nation.”

Leon
described
the
government’s
“shifting
theories
and
shifting
dynamics”
which
has
become
the
defining
feature
of
the
case.
One
minute
it’s
an
alteration,
the
next
it’s
justified
by
vague
statutory
authority,
now
the
plaintiffs
don’t
have
standing
(which
Judge
Leon
described
bitingly
as
the
DOJ’s
“escape
hatch”),
and
last
month
it
somehow
had
“national
security
implications,”
a
claim
that
felt
less
like
a
legal
argument
and
more
like
someone
hitting
the
break-glass-in-case-of-losing
button.

But
it’s
clear
that
Judge
Leon
is
not
buying
whatever
the
government
is
selling.

Lemon Pound Cake Loving Property Destroying Officers Walk Away From Afroman Defamation Trial With Nothing – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Tommaso
Boddi/Getty
Images)

Some
cases
go
to
trial
on
a
foundation
of
strong
evidence.
The
Ohio
police’s
defamation
suit
against
Afroman
was

not

one
of
those
cases.
The
case
was
dumb
from
the
start;
a
bunch
of
eggshell
ego-ed
officers
on
a
raid
for
drugs
and
human
trafficking
victims
ransacked
a
rappers
home.
I
mean
that
literally

their
property
damage
includes
breaking
down
doors,
breaking
the
gate
to
his
home,
and
stealing
several
thousand
dollars
in
cash.
All
of
this
was
caught
on
Afroman’s
home
cameras
before
one
of
the
officers
cut
the
line
to
his
home
safety
system.

The
goofy
rapper
responded
in
the
way
you
should
expect:
goofy
rapping.
Using
the
footage
he
obtained
from
the
botched
raid,
Afroman
make
joyful
ear
worms
about
an
officer
looking
very
hard
at
a
slice
of
lemon
pound
cake,
along
with
Venmo
requests
to
cover
the
property
damage.

Oh.
He
also
called
one
of
the
officers
a
lesbian
and
another
officer
a
son
of
a
bitch:

Not
the
kindest
words
to
hear,
but
nowhere
near
as
bad
as
guns
being
drawn
on
you
and
your
children
in
your
own
home
for
no
good
reason.

Three
years
of
legal
back
and
forth
culminated
in
a
trial
where
the
officers
asked
the
jury
to
make
Afroman
pay
out
~$4M
to
cover
the
cost
of
their
hurt
feefees.
And
thank
God

the
jury
didn’t
give
them
a
damned
thing.

While
Afroman
displayed
heroic
levels
of
restraint
in
the
courtroom,
he
started
celebrating
as
soon
as
he
stepped
outside.

AP
News

has
coverage:

The
Grammy-nominated
rapper
Afroman
won
a
defamation
lawsuit
filed
by
seven
Ohio
sheriff’s
deputies
who
sued
him
over
music
videos
in
which
he
used
home
security
footage
to
mock
their
raid
of
his
home.

“We
did
it,
America!
Yeah,
we
did
it!
Freedom
of
speech!
Right
on!
Right
on!”
the
51-year-old
rapper,
born
Joseph
Foreman,
shouted
outside
the
courthouse
after
the
Wednesday
evening
verdict.

Here
are
the
sounds
of
victory:

And
while
the
biggest
win
is
for
freedom
of
speech,
the
second
biggest
win
has
to
be
for
comedy:

An
officer
bumbling
through
answering
if
Afroman
had
sex
with
his
wife
takes
the
cake,
but
the
actual
cake-centered
questioning
isn’t
too
far
behind:

Once
you
look
past
the
obvious
mockery
that
wasn’t
supposed
to
be
mistaken
for
statements
of
fact
because
rap
lyrics
should
not
be
taken
as
serious
evidence,
you
have
to
respect
how
much
of
Afroman’s
insults
appear
to
be
true:

Happy
for
you,
Afroman!
Hopefully
all
of
the
publicity
from
these
dumbasses
will
bump
up
the
viewer
count
of
your
music
videos
mocking
them.
Gotta
pay
for
that
property
damage
somehow!
And
if
any
of
you
fans
take
it
upon
yourselves
to
make
fun
of
the
department,
make
sure
you
direct
it
to
the
right
one:



Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
 He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boat
builder
who
is
learning
to
swim
and
is
interested
in
rhetoric,
Spinozists
and
humor.
Getting
back
in
to
cycling
wouldn’t
hurt
either.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected]
and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.

Former Judges Practically Begging D.C. Circuit To Do The Right Thing In Anthropic Case – Above the Law



Ed.
note
:
Welcome
to
our
daily
feature, Quote
of
the
Day
.


The
Constitution
vests
the
federal
judiciary
with
the
duty
of
ensuring
that
the
Executive
Branch
does
not
exceed
the
powers
delegated
to
it
by
Congress.
That
duty
does
not
go
away
when
the
Executive
purports
to
act
under
statutes
that
protect
our
nation’s
security.
This
case
is
a
straightforward
challenge
to
unlawful
agency
action.



— An

amicus
brief
,
signed
by
149
former
state
and
federal
judges,
urging
the
D.C.
Circuit
to
find
the
Department
of
War’s
(lol)

designation
of
AI
provider
Anthropic

as
a
supply
chain
risk
unlawful.
Anthropic
lost
its
government
contract
when
it
refused
to
allow
the
government
to
have
access
to
autonomous
weapons
with
their
technology.
The
government
went
a
step
further
(too
far)
and
“punished
[Anthropic]
on
its
way
out
the
door.”
The
legal
issues

seem
pretty
straightforward

if
the
courts
are
willing
to
stand
up
to
Trump.

Say It So People Hear It – Above the Law


Communication
is
advocacy.

Young
lawyers
often
think
the
job
is
to
know
the
facts,
know
the
law,
and
then
say
the
right
thing.
That
is
only
part
of
it.
The
harder
task
is
deciding
how
to
say
it
so
a
client
trusts
you,
opposing
counsel
takes
you
seriously,
and
the
court
understands
your
point
quickly.
In
practice,
the
words
matter,
but
delivery
matters
just
as
much.
Tone
matters.
Pace
matters.
Judgment
matters.
Presence
matters.
The
lawyer
who
communicates
with
control,
clarity,
and
purpose
often
gains
the
advantage
before
the
real
fight
even
begins.


Every
audience
hears
risk
differently.

Clients
want
honesty
but
also
want
steadiness.
Opposing
counsel
wants
information,
but
also
wants
to
know
whether
you
are
prepared
and
firm.
Judges
want
help.
They
do
not
want
a
speech.
They
do
not
want
a
lecture.
They
want
the
point,
the
reason
it
matters,
and
the
rule
or
fact
that
gets
them
there.
Too
many
lawyers
use
the
same
voice
for
every
audience.
That
approach
fails
more
often
than
it
works.
Good
lawyers
adjust
their
tone
without
changing
the
truth.


The
first
job
is
to
know
what
matters.

Before
any
call,
hearing,
meeting,
or
email,
ask
the
same
questions.
What
do
we
know?
What
do
we
not
know?
What
must
be
said
now?
What
should
wait?
What
is
the
strongest
fact?
What
fact
may
hurt
us
later?
What
theme
can
carry
the
discussion
from
start
to
finish?
If
you
cannot
answer
those
questions,
you
are
not
ready
to
speak.
Communication
weakens
when
the
lawyer
has
not
done
the
sorting
first.


Clients
need
a
guide,
not
a
performer.

Many
clients
enter
litigation
worried,
frustrated,
or
confused.
They
do
not
need
a
lawyer
who
sounds
shaken.
They
also
do
not
need
a
lawyer
who
sounds
like
a
salesperson.
They
need
a
calm,
professional
person
who
explains
the
situation
clearly.
That
means
you
do
not
inflate
the
good
facts
and
you
do
not
bury
the
bad
ones.
You
explain
where
the
case
stands,
what
helps
the
case,
what
hurts
the
case,
and
what
you
recommend
next.
That
kind
of
honesty
builds
trust
faster
than
any
polished
speech.


Confidence
comes
from
order.

Clients
hear
confidence
when
the
lawyer
speaks
in
a
clear
structure.
Start
with
the
headline.
Then
explain
the
support.
Then
explain
the
next
step.
A
confused
lawyer
sounds
weak
even
when
the
facts
are
strong.
A
clear
lawyer
sounds
credible
even
when
the
facts
are
mixed.
Clients
can
handle
bad
news.
What
they
cannot
handle
is
confusion.
If
the
case
carries
risk,
say
so.
If
the
record
remains
incomplete,
say
so.
Candor
creates
trust
and
control.


Opposing
counsel
watches
for
discipline.

When
dealing
with
the
other
side,
you
are
not
there
to
show
every
card,
but
you
must
show
command
of
the
case.
Know
your
facts.
Know
your
pressure
points.
Know
what
you
want
from
the
conversation.
Too
many
lawyers
either
posture
or
overshare.
Both
weaken
credibility.
The
better
path
is
simple.
Be
civil.
Be
direct.
State
the
facts
you
can
support.
State
your
position
without
theatrics.
Leave
no
doubt
that
you
are
prepared
to
move
forward.


Restraint
signals
strength.

Some
lawyers
believe
force
requires
volume.
It
does
not.
Others
believe
toughness
requires
hostility.
That
also
fails.
A
lawyer
who
remains
composed
while
the
other
side
wanders
or
blusters
often
wins
the
credibility
contest.
Opposing
counsel
notices
who
answers
the
question
asked.
They
notice
who
stays
measured
under
pressure.
They
notice
who
can
deliver
a
firm
position
without
personal
attacks.
That
lawyer
becomes
harder
to
dismiss
and
harder
to
push
aside.


The
court
wants
the
point
quickly.

Judges
manage
crowded
calendars
and
heavy
files.
They
want
a
clear
path
to
the
issue.
When
you
stand
before
the
court,
begin
with
the
issue,
then
the
rule,
then
the
fact
that
decides
the
question.
Give
the
court
a
theme
early
and
return
to
it.
A
theme
is
not
a
slogan.
It
is
the
frame
that
helps
the
court
organize
the
record.
The
case
may
be
about
notice.
The
motion
may
be
about
a
delay.
The
testimony
may
collapse
because
the
story
changed.
A
strong
theme
helps
the
court
remember
your
argument
after
you
sit
down.


A
hearing
is
not
a
data
dump.

Many
lawyers
prepare
by
collecting
every
case
and
every
fact.
Then
they
try
to
say
everything
at
once.
That
approach
weakens
persuasion.
The
court
usually
needs
one
or
two
clear
reasons
to
rule
in
your
favor.
Identify
them.
Lead
with
them.
Repeat
them
with
purpose.
If
the
judge
asks
a
difficult
question,
answer
it
directly.
Do
not
dodge
the
issue.
Do
not
hide
the
weakness
behind
long
speeches.
Direct
answers
show
maturity
and
credibility.


Gravitas
comes
from
preparation.

Lawyers
sometimes
mistake
gravitas
for
a
deep
voice
or
heavy
language.
Real
gravitas
looks
simpler.
It
comes
from
preparation,
calm
judgment,
and
disciplined
words.
It
appears
when
a
lawyer
discusses
a
serious
risk
without
sounding
shaken.
It
appears
when
a
lawyer
presses
a
strong
argument
without
arrogance.
Gravitas
grows
from
substance
delivered
with
restraint.


Optimism
must
stay
tied
to
fact.

Clients
appreciate
hope
but
deserve
honesty.
The
same
rule
applies
in
negotiations
and
courtrooms.
You
can
show
confidence
without
promising
victory.
You
can
say
the
argument
holds
strength
while
acknowledging
the
remaining
risk.
That
balance
creates
credibility.
People
trust
the
lawyer
who
can
recognize
opportunity
while
admitting
uncertainty.


Delivery
shapes
meaning.

The
same
sentence
can
persuade
or
weaken
depending
on
tone
and
pace.
A
rushed
answer
sounds
nervous.
A
defensive
answer
sounds
uncertain.
An
overly
long
answer
sounds
unfocused.
Slow
the
pace
enough
to
sound
deliberate.
Use
direct
language.
Remove
clutter.
Pause
after
an
important
point.
Silence
can
reinforce
confidence
just
as
effectively
as
words.


The
theme
gives
listeners
an
anchor.

Every
audience
needs
a
frame
that
makes
the
information
easier
to
follow.
Clients
need
a
structure
that
explains
risk.
Opposing
counsel
needs
clarity
about
your
position.
The
court
needs
a
principle
to
guide
its
ruling.
Without
theme,
communication
becomes
fragments.
With
the
theme,
facts
align
and
arguments
strengthen.


Follow-up
proves
seriousness.

Strong
communication
continues
after
the
meeting
or
hearing
ends.
Send
a
clear
follow-up
message.
Confirm
the
ruling.
Confirm
the
next
step.
Confirm
deadlines
and
expectations.
A
brief
follow-up
demonstrates
attention
and
professionalism.
It
also
prevents
confusion
later.


Effective
lawyers
lower
the
temperature
and
raise
the
standard.

They
clarify
rather
than
inflame.
They
confront
the
issue
rather
than
hide
it.
They
speak
to
move
the
matter
forward.
Communication
in
practice
serves
a
purpose.
It
builds
trust,
sharpens
the
issue,
and
helps
people
reach
decisions.


People
remember
how
you
made
the
case
feel.

They
remember
whether
you
sounded
steady
or
scattered.
They
remember
whether
you
spoke
with
honesty
or
exaggeration.
Facts
matter
and
law
matters,
but
trust
often
decides
difficult
moments.
The
lawyer
who
communicates
with
clarity,
candor,
and
confidence
often
earns
that
trust.




Frank
Ramos
is
a
partner
at
Goldberg
Segalla
in
Miami,
where
he
practices
commercial
litigation,
products,
and
catastrophic
personal
injury. You
can
follow
him
on LinkedIn,
where
he
has
about
80,000
followers
.

Which Trump Administration Lawyer Most Deserves To Lose Their License? An ATL Madness Bracket – Above the Law

via
ChatGPT

Every
year

or
at
least
most
years

in
honor
of
the
NCAA
Tournament,
Above
the
Law
runs
a
law-related
bracket
competition.
We’ve
crowned
the

Worst
Law
School
in
America
.
We’ve
identified
the

Greatest
Work
of
Legal
Fiction
.
This
year,
we’re
going
somewhere
new.
And
by
“new,”
I
mean
“depressingly
of
the
moment.”

In
January,
we
declared
that
the
profession

for
its
own
good

must
immediately
and
fiercely
press
licensing
authorities
to
pursue
discipline
against
the
Trump
administration’s
lawyers.

Disbar
them
all

or
at
least
all
the
ones
with
even
a
modicum
of
decision-making
authority.
The
administration’s
lawyers
have
already
been

caught
lying
or
otherwise
misleading
tribunals
across
the
country
.
They
have
signed
off
on

defying
court
orders
.
They’ve

breached
basic
rules
of
prosecutorial
responsibility
.
Expansive
conceptions
of
immunity
mean
there
is
no
other
recourse
to
hold
these
lawyers
accountable
other
than
for
the
state
officials
to
hold
these
lawyers
to
their
professional
and
ethical
responsibilities.
And,
if
the
allegations
prove
true,
protect
the
public
by
revoking
their
licenses.
So,
the
question
is…


Which
Trump
administration
lawyer
most
deserves
bar
discipline?

The
Department
of
Justice
understands
that
the
profession
itself
is
the
last
remaining
check
on
its
lawlessness.
That’s
why
Pam
Bondi
just
proposed
a
rule
to

circumvent
clear
statutory
text

and

block
state
bar
authorities
from
investigating
any
current
OR
FORMER
government
lawyer
.
Under
the
proposed
rule,
Bondi
can
unilaterally
stop
a
state
from
probing
a
government
lawyer’s
ethical
breaches
and
prevent
that
investigation
indefinitely
until
the
Justice
Department
itself

chooses

to
allow
the
state
investigation.

If
you’d
like
to
comment
on
this
rule…

here
you
go
.

For
now,
we
can
satisfy
our
professional
obligations
by
voting
in
a
series
of
polls
to
crown
a
bracket
champion.

Here’s
how
this
works.
We’ve
seeded
16
current
and
former
administration
lawyers
into
a
bracket
with
four
regions.
Each
region
is
named
after
a
Trumpworld
legal
luminary
of
the
past.
We
pay
homage
to
the
legal
minds
whose
professional

for
lack
of
a
better
term,

judgment
?

inspired
and
continues
to
inspire
this
regime.

The
regions
are:


The
Roy
Cohn
Region


Named
for
infamous

Trump’s
mentor
.
A
man
who
managed
to
leave
his
despicable
mark
on
the
country
as
the
actual

bridge

between
Joe
McCarthy
and
Donald
Trump.


The
Rudy
Giuliani
Region


From
America’s
mayor

to
disbarred

with
a
detour
through
the
parking
lot
of
Four
Seasons
Total
Landscaping.

Never
forget,
indeed!


The
John
Eastman
Region


The
Clarence
Thomas
clerk
behind

Trump’s
final
January
6
stratagem
.


The
Stephen
Miller
Region


The
man
behind
America
First
Legal
is
not,
in
fact,
a
lawyer.
But
the
current
shadow
president
never
stopped
him
from

treating
the
law
as
a
hustle
for
attention
.

Today,
we
unveil
the
first
two
regions
today.
One
in
this
post,
one
in
a
post
this
afternoon.
Tomorrow,
we’ll
roll
out
the
other
half
of
the
bracket.
Lawyers
will
advance
based
on
reader
polls,
in
which
we
ask
you
which
lawyer
is
most
deserving
of
bar
discipline.
You
can
define
“most
deserving”
however
you
choose

severity
of
misconduct,
brazenness,
incompetence,
or
simply
the
gap
between
what
they
did
and
what
the
profession
demands.

Voting
is
open
until
Monday
at
7:59
p.m.
Eastern.


THE
ROY
COHN
REGION


The
Simpsons

parodied
the
old
Paul
Harvey
biographical
routine
with
the
above
clip
in
1994
and
it’s
still
dead
on.
Roy
Cohn
was
scum.
He
was
disbarred
five
weeks
before
he
died,
which
was
already
38
or
so
years
too
late.


(1)
Pam
Bondi
vs.
(4)
James
Percival


1.
Pam
Bondi,
Attorney
General
of
the
United
States
(Stetson
University
College
of
Law)

Where
do
you
even
start?
More
than
70
lawyers
and
former
judges

including
two
former
justices
of
the
Florida
Supreme
Court

filed
an
ethics
complaint
asking
the
Florida
Bar
to
investigate
whether
Bondi
pressured
DOJ
lawyers
to
violate
their
ethical
obligations.
The
Florida
Bar
declined
and
the
state
supreme
court
rubberstamped
a
novel
theory
that

constitutional
officers
are
exempt
from
investigation
while
in
office
.

Meanwhile,
Bondi

fired
career
DOJ
attorney
Erez
Reuveni

for
the
sin
of
telling
a
federal
judge
the
truth

that
the
government
had
erroneously
deported
Kilmar
Abrego
Garcia.
Bondi
said
Reuveni
failed
to
“zealously
advocate”
when
the
career
lawyer
declined
to
advance
a
knowingly
false
claim
in
court.
The
message
Pam
Bondi
wanted
every
DOJ
lawyer
to
understand:
lie
or
be
fired.

Just
another
day
in

Trump’s
personal
law
firm
.
Oh,
and
there’s
that
lingering
question
about

her
brother’s
string
of
successes
against
her
DOJ
.

And
then
there’s

that
aforementioned
proposed
rule
.
Bondi
wants
full
authority
to
block
investigations
into
government
lawyers.
The
Fox
News
is
indeed
guarding
the
henhouse.


4.
James
Percival,
General
Counsel,
Department
of
Homeland
Security
(University
of
Virginia
School
of
Law)

You
might
not
know
his
name,
but
you
should.
While
a
“senior
advisor”
at
DHS,
Percival
was
neck
deep
in
the
persecution

and
that’s
not
a
typo

of
Kilmar
Abrego
Garcia.

Take
it
away,

The
New
Republic
:

“Can
we
say
the
following?”
Percival
asked,
then
listed
several
things
he’d
like
the
administration
to
say
about
Abrego
Garcia,
one
being:
“This
guy
is
a
leader
of
MS-13.”

“If
we
can
get
a
declaration
to
that
effect,
yes,”
Reuveni
answered.
This
meant
the
assertion could
not
 be
made
without
a
facts-and-evidence-based
declaration
from
ICE
on
Abrego
Garcia’s
status.

Percival
would
later
go
on
to
ask
if
lawyers
could
assert
to
the
court
that
Abrego
Garcia
was
not
“in
immediate
danger”
in
the
El
Salvadoran
slave
labor
camp
the
Trump
administration
sent
him
to.
On
the
one
hand,
there’s
room
for
a
manager
at
a
distance
to
the
facts
to
ask
questions.
On
the
other
hand,
this
was
all
after
everyone
understood
that
Abrego
Garcia
had
been
sent
to
El
Salvador
by
mistake
and
the
rules
of
professional
responsibility
do
not
cover
spin.



VOTE
HERE


(2)
Ed
Martin
vs.
(3)
Brendan
Carr


2.
Ed
Martin,
DOJ
Pardon
Attorney
/
Weaponization
Working
Group
(St.
Louis
University)

Ed
Martin
is
a
gift
that
keeps
on
giving,
provided
the
gift
you
wanted
was
a

shit
sandwich
of
dubious
professional
judgment
.
Even
the
Republican-controlled
Senate
couldn’t
stomach
confirming
him
as
D.C.’s
U.S.
Attorney

and
when
Judge
Jeanine
is
your
glow
up,
you
know
you’re
in
trouble.
But
that
didn’t
stop
the
administration
from
finding
him
work.

The
D.C.
Office
of
Disciplinary
Counsel
has
now
filed

formal
ethics
charges

against
Martin
for
threatening
Georgetown
Law
over
its
DEI
curriculum
while
serving
as
interim
U.S.
Attorney.

Georgetown’s
Dean
told
him
to
pound
sand
.
But
the
underlying
conduct

using
federal
prosecutorial
authority
to
coerce
political
concessions

is
a
textbook
First
Amendment
violation
dressed
up
in
a
demand
letter.

When
the
disciplinary
office
came
calling,
Martin
didn’t
respond.
Instead,
he

fired
off

ex
parte

letters
to
the
chief
judge
of
the
D.C.
Court
of
Appeals
.
While
copying
the
White
House
Counsel.
It’s
sort
of
like
getting
pulled
over
for
speeding
and
calling
the
governor.

Martin
has
spent
his
time
in
government
service:

dropping
federal
charges
against
his
own
former
client
,

leaking
grand
jury
material
,
and

admitting
he’d
use
DOJ
to
harass
people
he
couldn’t
actually
charge
.
His
attempted
case
against
NY
AG
Letitia
James
was
so
bad
he

dressed
up
like
Inspector
Gadget

and
took
pictures
outside
her
home
to
intimidate
her
into
making
a
deal…
I
guess?


3.
Brendan
Carr,
FCC
Chairman
(Catholic
University
of
America,
Columbus
School
of
Law)

Carr
sees
his
role
as
broadcasting’s
chief
regulator
as
cover
for
punishing
political
speech
the
president
doesn’t
like.
Multiple
bar
complaints
from
the
Freedom
of
Press
Foundation
and
Campaign
for
Accountability
allege
Carr
weaponized
FCC
authority
to
threaten
broadcasters
over
their
news
coverage,
pressured
CBS
into
settling
Trump’s
personal
lawsuit,
and
tried
to
get
ABC
to
fire
Jimmy
Kimmel.
The
latter
move
earned
a
state
bar
rebuke
that
the
misconduct
was

weirdly


too
obvious
to
justify
further
action
.
Most
recently,
he’s
threatened
to
revoke
broadcast
licenses
over
negative
news
coverage
of
the
Iran
war.

Ted
Cruz

Ted
Cruz!

called
Carr’s
conduct
“dangerous
as
hell”
and
compared
it
to
a
mafia
extortion
scheme.
When
you’ve
lost
Ted
Cruz
on
the
question
of
whether
something
is
too
authoritarian,
you’ve
accomplished
something
genuinely
remarkable.



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HERE


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