Justice Gorsuch’s Novel And Mendacious Turn Of Phrase – Above the Law

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by
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Justice
Scalia
left
a
lot
of
legacies
behind
him.
Mostly
precursors
of
an
American
hellscape
and
the
degrading
of
his
office
by
way
of
childish
insults.
But
he
also
happened
to
be
a
clever
writer,
sprinkling
idiosyncratic
terms
like
argle-bargle
or

“pure
applesauce”
and
“jiggery-pokery

into
the
wordsmithing
he
performed
deep
within
the
heart
of
Mount
Doom.
The
jiggery-pokery
effort
even
spawned

a
fun
little
hashtag
contest
back
in
the
day
!

And
if
there’s
one
thing
you
can
say
about
the
whole
Federalist
Society
superstructure,
it’s
that
they
all
fancy
themselves
as
the
next
Scalia
and
aren’t
afraid
to
think
of
their
opinions
as
Scalia
fan-fic

laboring
over
exactly
what
the
late
justice
would
say
if
HE
were
writing
this
opinion
legalizing
stoning
gay
people.

Since
Justice
Alito
has
clearly
taken
up
the
mantle
of

disgracing
the
institution
with
insults
,
Neil
Gorsuch
had
to
find
his
own
lane
and
seems
to
have
landed
on
eccentric
turns
of
phrase.


This
article
published
in
Massachusetts
Lawyers
Weekly

explores
all
the
rhetorical
choices
of

Dobbs

and

West
Virginia
v.
EPA
.
The
whole
piece
is
interesting,
but
the
analysis
happens
to
reveal
that
Justice
Gorsuch
introduced
a
new
concept
to
the
legal
landscape.

In
his
concurring
opinion
in
the
same
case,
Justice
Neil
M.
Gorsuch
intriguingly
used
a
phrase
that
has
not
appeared
in
any
other
reported
judicial
decision

and
that
does
not
quite
make
sense.
He
wrote,
“[T]he
Constitution
does
not
authorize
agencies
to
use
pen-and-phone
regulations
as
substitutes
for
laws
passed
by
the
people’s
representatives.”

Oh,

Chevron

it
up
your
ass,
Neil.

The
new
term
seems
to
be
a
derisive
nod
directed
at
President
Obama
who
said
“I’ve
got
a
pen,
and
I’ve
got
a
phone”
in
response
to
recalcitrant
GOP
legislatures.
In
other
words,
even
though
Congress
would
stymie
Obama’s
legislative
agenda,
he
still
had
other
limited
powers.
Gorsuch
apparently
sees
this
jab
as
legalistic
red
meat
for
the
FedSoc
crew.

But
as
legal
writing
expert
Ken
Bresler
notes:

If
a
president
uses
a
pen
to
issue
an
executive
order,
that


is
 a
regulation.
It’s
a
regulation
issued
by
the
White
House.
And
a
president
using
a
phone
to
convene
problem-solvers
does
not
constitute
issuing
a
regulation.

In
this
case,
contrary
to
Gorsuch’s
framing,
no
regulations
were
issued
“as
substitutes
for
laws
passed
by
the
people’s
representatives.”
In
fact,
the
people’s
representatives
explicitly
authorized
the
agency
to
make
these
regulations
so
it
wasn’t
“substituting”
anything.

So
Justice
Gorsuch
invented
a
new
term
to
cast
aspersions
on…
completely
legal
activities?
Everyone
knows
about
repeating
a
lie
often
enough,
but
just
as
importantly
it’s
a
lot
easier
to
repeat
a
lie
when
you
give
it
a
shiny
new
linguistic
coat.

But
at
least
he
gets
points
for
saying
it
first.


Sharp
Words,
Unclear
Terms
From
Supreme
Court

[Clear
Writing
Co.
in
Mass.
Lawyers
Weekly]


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Legal Operations 101: A Blueprint For Modern Legal Departments – Above the Law

Legal
operations
is,
and
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continue
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be,
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If
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In-House Attorney Receives Life Sentence After Road Rage Murder – Above the Law

Sometimes
all
it
takes
is
one
bad
decision
to
end
a
career

and
a
life.
A
Georgia
lawyer
was
recently
sentenced
to
life
behind
bars
with
the
possibility
of
parole
after
he
struck
and
killed
a
man
who
bounced
a
golf
ball
that
hit
the
lawyer’s
Mercedes.

Bryan
Keith
Schmitt,
51,
senior
counsel
at
Manhattan
Associates,
a
software
development
company,
was
convicted
earlier
this
week
of
malice
murder,
felony
murder,
and
aggravated
assault
in
the
death
of
real
estate
developer
Hamid
Jahangard,
60.

Law360

has
the
details
on
what
happened:

The
incident
occurred
around
5:30
p.m.
on
July
30,
2019,
on
River
Valley
Road
in
the
Sandy
Springs
neighborhood
of
metropolitan
Atlanta.
Jahangard
had
been
on
the
phone
and
bouncing
a
golf
ball
while
standing
at
the
driveway
to
one
of
his
investment
properties,
prosecutor
Pat
Dutcher
of
the
Fulton
County
District
Attorney’s
Office
said.

Dutcher
said
Schmitt,
who
was
on
his
way
home
from
work,
acted
“out
of
anger”
and
accused
Jahangard
of
throwing
the
golf
ball
at
his
car
instead
of
approaching
the
situation
calmly.
Schmitt
knew
that
he
was
too
far
forward
in
the
road
to
make
a
clean
90-degree
turn
into
the
driveway,
Dutcher
said.

As
a
result
of
the
incident,
Jahangard’s
leg
was
broken
and
his
skull
was
fractured.
He
died
from
his
injuries
two
days
later.

Schmitt
testified
that
he
didn’t
see
Jahangard
as
he
“slammed
on
his
brakes,”
and
merely
wanted
to
question
the
man
about
the
golf
ball.
He
said
that
he’d
beaten
himself
up
over
the
“tragic
accident”
for
more
than
three
years.
Schmitt
stated
that
he
never
intended
to
intimidate,
harm,
or
kill
Jahangard.
Schmitt’s
lawyer

his
own
criminal
law
professor

noted
that
his
former
student
had
never
committed
a
crime
and
had
no
motive.
He
reportedly
told
jurors
that
only
a
“psychopath”
would
intentionally
run
someone
over
in
broad
daylight
when
so
many
witnesses
were
present.

Schmitt
received
his
life
sentence
the
same
day
he
was
convicted.
He’ll
be
eligible
for
parole
when
he’s
81
years
old.


In-house
lawyer
will
be
eligible
for
parole
at
81
after
conviction
for
fatal
car
collision

[ABA
Journal]

Ga.
Atty
Gets
Life
Sentence
After
Murder
Conviction

[Law360]



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State Supreme Court Orders Bar Examiners To Knock Off The Nonsense – Above the Law

Tennessee’s
Board
of
Law
Examiners
denied
admission
to
a
New
York
licensed
attorney
relocating
to
their…
whatever
passes
for
“shores”
there.
In
an
age
of
mobility,
providing
an
efficient
path
for
qualified
attorney
labor
to
flow
to
another
jurisdiction
is
the
precise
scenario
that
inspired
the
UBE,
which
both
New
York
and
Tennessee
employ.
And
yet,

the
Law
Examiners
dinged
Violaine
Panasci

citing
the
attorney’s
Canadian
training
(with
a
Pace
Law
LL.M.)
and
ignoring
her
existing
New
York
license.

The
Supreme
Court
of
Tennessee
has
decided
to
be
the
voice
of
reason
on
this
one,

overruling
the
Board
of
Law
Examiners

stating
that
she
cannot
be
denied
admission
based
on
bar
exam
gatekeepers
deciding
not
to
honor
her
first
law
degree.

It’s
a
victory
for
the

Goldwater
Institute
,
in
conjunction
with
the

Beacon
Center
of
Tennessee

and
the

Southeastern
Legal
Foundation
,
who
filed
a
brief
supporting
Panasci’s
admission.
The
Goldwater
Institute
is

celebrating
the
opinion

as
a
blow
in
favor
of
Tennessee’s
right
to
earn
a
living
law.
I’m
not
a
huge
fan
of
that
framing,
since
I
actually
like
the
idea
of
professional
regulation
and
view
right
to
earn
a
living
laws
as
trojan
horse
vehicles
to
crush
organized
labor.
But
I
can’t
abide
by
protectionism
or
arbitrary
bar
examiners
getting
off
on
their
own
power
so
we
can
have
an
alliance
on
this
one.

And
that’s
what’s
going
on
here.
The
whole
purpose
of
licensing
is
to
guarantee
that
everyone
practicing
meets
a
minimum
standard
of
competency.
But
we
measure
this
with
an
exam
that
asks
questions
totally
irrelevant
to
a
specific
attorney’s
future
practice,
administered
in
a
manner
at
odds
with
the
practice
of
law,
evaluated
by
officials
beset
by

petty
grievances

willing
to

push
the
boundaries
of
legality
.
When
the
proxies
we
establish
to
demonstrate
minimum
competence
end
up
excluding
people
who
exceed
that
standard,
the
proxies
are
wrong.

In
any
event,
congratulations
to
Panasci
and
the
folks
who
stepped
up
on
her
behalf.

Finally,
the
state
can
live
up
to
its
promise:
Give
me
your
drunk,
your
rowdy,
your
bachelorette
party
masses
yearning
to
breathe
free.


Earlier
:

State
Denies
Admission
For
NY
Licensed
Lawyer
To
Strike
A
Blow
For…
What
Exactly?


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How Litigation Finance Went From An ‘Undiscovered, Untapped’ Legal Concept To A Booming Industry – Above the Law

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Over
the
course
of
the
past
decade
or
so,
litigation
finance
has
undergone
a
transformation
of
sorts,
starting
off
in
the
industry
as
a
little-known,
novel
legal
concept
before
becoming
a
widely
accepted
and
often
heralded
part
of
the
profession
that’s
helped
to
level
the
playing
field
in
the
civil
justice
system.
Litigation
funding
is
now
so
mainstream
that
it’s
ranked
by
Chambers
and
Partners. 


This
made
us
wonder:
What
has
it
been
like
to
navigate
the
world
of
litigation
funding
as
it’s
expanded
to
a
flourishing,
billion-dollar
industry?
We
recently
had
the
pleasure
of
speaking
to
Lee
Drucker
and
Boaz
Weinstein,
the
founders
of
Lake
Whillans
Capital
Partners
(Lake
Whillans
and
Boaz
are
ranked
by
Chambers),
about
their
journey
in
the
litigation
finance
field.
Here
is
a
(lightly
edited
and
condensed)
write-up
of
our
lively
conversation
about
third-party
litigation
funding
and
what
it’s
been
like
to
start
and
build
a
career
from
the
ground
up
in
this
constantly
developing
industry.


Staci
Zaretsky
(SZ)
:

Describe
the
path
that
you
took
from
law
school
to
litigation
finance.
What
led
you
here?


Lee
Drucker
(LD)
:

My
path
to
litigation
finance
was
basically
a
direct
shot.
I
was
a
JD/MBA
student
at
NYU. 
In
my
first
summer,
I
took
a
position
with
a
retired
partner
from
Latham
&
Watkins.
He
hired
me
that
summer
to
help
put
together
business
plans
and
look
at
assorted
opportunities
at
the
intersection
of
law
and
business
for
a
company
called
Burford
Advisors.
The
opportunity
I
worked
on
most
extensively
involved
litigation
finance.
I
helped
him
do
research
and
put
together
a
business
plan
around
it.
This
was
the
summer
of
2008.
My
second
summer,
I
interned
at
a
law
firm,
my
third
summer,
I
interned
at
an
investment
bank. 


Upon
graduation
in
2011,
I
was
still
very
keen
to
move
back
into
litigation
finance.
The
partner
I
had
worked
for
had
significantly
advanced
the
ball
in
the
field;
litigation
finance
had
grown
a
bit,
but
it
still
wasn’t
very
large
or
built
out. 
A
slightly
different
iteration
of
the
company
I
had
worked
for
went
public
about
a
year
and
a
half
later.
That
company,
Burford,
is
now
the
largest
litigation
funder
in
the
world.
The
Latham
partner
that
I
worked
for
left
Burford
and
started
his
own
shop,
and
he
helped
me
get
my
footing
in
litigation
finance
right
out
of
the
gate
when
I
graduated.


Boaz
Weinstein
(BW)
:

So,
unlike
Lee,
I
had
a
longer
path
as
a
lawyer
before
moving
into
litigation
finance.
I
graduated
from
Harvard
University
and
Columbia
Law
School.
I
did
two
clerkships
following
law
school.
First
for
the
Chief
Justice
of
the
New
Mexico
Supreme
Court,
and
then
later
for
a
federal
district
court
judge
in
the
Southern
District
of
New
York.
I
started
my
career
in
a
traditional
way,
working
for
Cleary
Gottlieb
as
a
litigator,
and
spent
six
years
there
before
deciding
I
wanted
something
more
entrepreneurial.
That
led
me
to
move
over
to
the
plaintiff-side
firm
Bernstein
Litowitz,
which
is
the
premier
plaintiff-side
securities
litigation
firm,
where
I
represented
investors
in
large
class
actions.
I
was
there
for
three
years
before
I
ever
heard
of
litigation
finance,
which
was
still
very
nascent. 


In
2011,
I
found
my
way
into
the
field
when
one
of
the
partners
at
Bernstein
Litowitz,
who
I
had
worked
with
closely
and
who
had
recruited
me
into
the
firm,
decided
to
open
a
litigation
finance
firm,
one
of
the
first
firms
to
plant
its
flag
in
the
U.S.
I
thought
it
was
a
unique
opportunity
to
get
in
on
the
ground
floor
of
an
industry
that
served
an
important
need.
The
legal
industry
is
likely
the
only
industry
in
America
where
capital
can’t
flow
in
as
equity
in
the
normal
course
because
nonlawyers
can’t
own
pieces
of
law
firms
and
so
firms
can’t
raise
equity
in
the
normal
way.
I
decided
that
I
would
give
it
a
go.
And
that’s
where
Lee
and
I
met

we
both 
worked
at
this
firm
for
a
year
and
a
half
before
we
decided
to
strike
out
on
our
own
and
start
Lake
Whillans
in
2013.


SZ
:
Let’s
talk
about
the
progress
that
this
industry
has
made
in
recent
years.
Tell
me
about
what
it
was
like
when
litigation
finance
really
started
to
catch
on,
and
what’s
happening
now.


BW
:
When
we
first
started
in
the
business,
around
2011
to
2013,
litigation
finance
was
not
well
known
in
legal
circles.
A
lot
of
the
questions
we
got
when
we
were
trying
to
educate
people
on
the
space
were
along
the
lines
of,
“Can
you
do
that?
Is
that
legal?”
It
took
a
number
of
years
for
the
market
to
accept
the
practice
and
to
go
from
“Can
you
do
that?”
to
“How
do
we
do
this?” 


From
about
2015
to
2018,
we
had
a
major
shift
in
the
market
where
it
felt
like
litigation
finance
had
really
become
embraced
by
the
largest
law
firms
in
the
land.
In
its
initial
phases,
litigation
finance
was
mostly
utilized
by
small
to
medium-sized
companies,
which
needed
funding,
and
often,
smaller
firms
that
represented
those
companies.
It
took
some
time
for
the
largest
firms
to
agree
to
use
litigation
finance
and
become
well
versed
in
it.
And
now
we’re
at
a
point
where
it
really
is
common
for
large
law
firms
and
lawyers
across
the
U.S
to
be
utilizing
litigation
finance
in
one
form
or
another. 


The
frontier
of
the
industry

and
I
don’t
call
it
the
frontier
to
imply
it’s
necessarily
wild,
rather
it’s
the
place
where
most
of
the
action
is
happening
right
now
— 
is
at
the
larger
corporate
level.
I
would
say
we
are
in
the
midst
of
an
adoption
similar
to
the
adoption
by
large
law
firms,
where
large
corporations
are
increasingly
becoming
users
of
litigation
finance,
not
necessarily
because
they
don’t
have
the
funds
to
bring
a
claim,
but
because



it’s
a
helpful
tool
.
Every
year,
we
do
more
deals
with
more
large-name
corporations,
and
you
can
see
that
it
is
becoming
increasingly
accepted.
I
would
not
yet
say
it
at
the
same
place
where
the
law
firm
market
is,
but
it’s
following
a
similar
trajectory. 


SZ
:

What
steps
are
you
taking
to
help
grow
the
market
even
more?


BW
:
We
have
always
sought
to
promote
education
in
the
space.
Early
on,
we
decided

really
in
conjunction
with
Above
the
Law

to
take
an
active
role
in
writing
thought
leadership
pieces
about
the
industry
to
educate
the
market
about
litigation
finance.
Even
when
people
felt
like
litigation
finance
wasn’t
a
dirty
word
anymore,
there
were
still
all
sorts
of
practical
questions
that
lawyers
wanted
to
understand
before
they
would
feel
comfortable
enough
to
recommend
it
to
their
clients.
To
that
end,
we
partnered
with
Above
the
Law
to
write
pieces
about
the
essential
aspects
of
litigation
finance.
We
covered
issues
like:
What
can
you
expect
in
terms
of
process
when
you



call
a
litigation
funder
?
How
do
you



protect
privilege


when
you’re
dealing
with
a
litigation
funder?
What
are
the



ethical
issues


for
attorneys
to
consider
when
dealing
with
litigation
finance?
What
are
the



deal
structures


that
litigation
finance
might
have?
What 
about



champerty
?
Are
there
any



regulatory
issues


These
are
the
nuts
and
bolts
of
how
the
industry
works
and
we
really
were
trying
to
demystify
the
industry
in
a
very
approachable
way
so
that
lawyers
would
feel
comfortable
with
introducing
their
clients
to
the
product.
We
were
setting
the
tone
for
the
kind
of
open
approach
and
professionalism
with
which
we
approach
the
industry.
It’s
given
people
an
opportunity
to
feel
comfortable
in
asking
questions
and
starting
dialogues.
It’s
led
to
several
relationships
that
have
continued
to
grow
and
bloom
over
the
course
of
a
number
of
years.


SZ
:
Is
there
anything
else
you’ve
been
doing
to
educate
lawyers
about
the
benefits
of
litigation
finance?


BW
:
Absolutely.
We
give
CLE
presentations
on
litigation
finance
and
the
ethics
of
litigation
at
law
firms.
We’ve
spoken
at
conferences
in
the
United
States
and
abroad. 


The
other
thing
that
we’re
known
for
in
the
industry
is
flexibility
and
sensibility
about
how
to
get
deals
done.
What
we
ultimately
do
is
offer
a
financial
product.
And
for
that
financial
product
to
be
useful,
it’s
got
to
really
be
geared
toward
the
needs
and
wants
of
whatever
company
we
happen
to
deal
with.
And
so,
we
don’t
approach
situations
formulaically.
We
come
at
them
with
an
eye
toward
finding 
a
way
that
we
can
make
a
deal
work,
even
if
it’s
unconventional.


SZ
:
I
recently
saw
an



article
in
Wired


about
the



actual


Lake
Whillans,
which
is
a
subglacial
lake
of
profound
scientific
importance.
When
it
came
time
to
name
the
business,
why
did
you
decide
to
name
it
after
Lake
Whillans?
What’s
the
connection
between
litigation
finance
and
this
subglacial
lake?


LD
:

Boaz
and
I
think
of
ourselves
to
be
investors
first
and
foremost.
And
as
investors,
we
are
looking
for
inefficient
markets
to
allocate
capital.
In
2013,
when
we
started
this
company,
litigation
finance
was
undiscovered,
untapped,
and
unused
in
litigation
in
the
United
States,
as
Boaz
laid
out
earlier.
It
was
this
really
interesting,
inefficient
asset
class
that
people
hadn’t
yet
thought
about
or
discovered,
and
it
was
something
we
looked
at
and
thought
could
be
really
large

maybe
not
the
size
of
the
U.S.
equity
markets
or
the
U.S.
bond
markets

but
it
could
be
a
sizable
asset
class
that
people
just
weren’t
paying
attention
to
or
didn’t
know
existed.
At
the
time
we
were
launching
the
business,
there
was
an
expedition
in
Antarctica
that
had
just
proved
successful
in
excavating
a
subglacial
lake.
It
was
the
first
expedition
to
ever
do
so,
and
that
subglacial
lake
was
Lake
Whillans.
Not
only
were
they
able
to
successfully
excavate
the
lake,
but
what
they
found
there,
which
they
were
not
expecting
because
of
the
lack
of
sunlight
and
oxygen,
was
a
thriving
ecosystem
with
untapped
potential
that
scientists
continue
to
explore.
We
thought
that
was
a
perfect
metaphor
for
what
we
were
looking
to
do,
which
was
to
excavate
and
explore
previously
uncharted
territories
in
the
hopes
of
finding
new
financial
ecosystems
So
that’s
why
we
named
our
company
after
the
lake
and
the
expedition.


SZ
:
On
a
more
personal
note,
what
is
your
greatest
satisfaction
about
working
in
litigation
finance?


LD
:

For
me,
it’s
related
back
to
the
Lake
Whillans
definition

even
though
it’s
becoming
more
developed,
there’s
no
playbook
for
how
to
proceed
or
how
to
build
this
business
or
how
to
contribute
to
the
legal
ecosystem.
I
find
it
exciting
to
be
constantly
navigating
that
world
and
being
part
of
how
we
expand
it
and
looking
at
innovative
ideas
and
finding
things
out.
Some
things
fail,
some
things
succeed;
you
build
on
those
successes. 
Without
a
playbook,
this
is
truly
about
having
a
vision
of
what
is
possible
and
setting
out
to
create
it.
It’s
a
different
type
of
task,
but
that’s
what
I
like
about
it.


BW
:
Litigation
finance
allows
me
to
pair
the
best
of
what
I
liked
about
being
a
lawyer

understanding
the
strengths
and
weaknesses
of
claims,
evaluating
how
claims
will
play
out

with
the
dynamism
of
business.
We
are
constantly
working
with
sophisticated
claimholders
and
lawyers
on
new
opportunities,
working
to
craft
solutions
that
provide
win-win
outcomes
for
all.


***


Since
2017,
Lake
Whillans
and
Above
the
Law
have
collaborated
on



an
annual
research
report


for
which
we
ask
in-house
counsel
and
law
firm
attorneys
to
share
their
perspectives
on
third-party
litigation
funding.
Year
over
year,
our
survey
findings
have
tracked
the
explosive
growth
of
this
field.
Our
findings
show
that
an
increasing
number
of
law
firms
and
their
clients
view
litigation
funding
as
a
valuable
resource.
To
cite
merely
one
example,
an
overwhelming
majority
(88%)
of
our
respondents
with
prior
experience
with
litigation
finance
would
recommend
the
practice
to
others,
and
nearly
all
(94%)
told
us
they
would
turn
to
litigation
funding
again
themselves.


On
behalf
of
everyone
here
at
Above
the
Law,
we’d
like
to
congratulate
Lake
Whillans
on
its
progress
in
educating
members
of
the
legal
profession
on
the
use
of
litigation
finance
and
its
success
as
one
of
the
top-tier
litigation
funders
in
the
industry. 


(Disclosure:
Lake
Whillans
is
an
Above
the
Law
advertiser.)



Staci ZaretskyStaci
Zaretsky
 is
a
senior
editor
at
Above
the
Law,
where
she’s
worked
since
2011.
She’d
love
to
hear
from
you,
so
please
feel
free
to

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tips,
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BENCHSLAP: Eleventh Circuit Rips Trial Judge’s Ruling In Trump Warrant Case – Above the Law

Last
night,
a
three-judge
panel
from
the
Eleventh
Circuit
issued
a

spectacular
smackdown

of
US
District
Judge
Aileen
Cannon’s
handling
of
the
Trump
warrant
case.

“Whether
a
court
should
exercise
its
equitable
jurisdiction
in
this
context
‘is
subject
to
the
sound
discretion
of
the
district
court,’”
wrote
Judges
Grant
and
Brasher,
both
Trump
appointees,
and
Judge
Rosenbaum,
who
was
put
on
the
bench
by
Obama.
“But
that
discretion
is
not
boundless.”

In
a
per
curiam
ruling,
the
panel
laid
waste
to
Judge
Cannon’s
refusal
to
exclude
classified
documents
seized
at
Mar-a-Lago
from
the
special
master
review
process,
as
well
as
her
ban
on
the
FBI
using
them
in
its
ongoing
criminal
investigation.
And
while
the
government’s
motion
for
partial
stay
was
narrow,
it’s
clear
that,
should
the
government
file
a
fuller
appeal,
the
logic
undergirding
last
night’s
holding
would
be
fatal
to
the
trial
court’s
finding
of
anomalous
jurisdiction
to
appoint
Judge
Raymond
Dearie
as
special
master.

Although
Trump’s
lawyers
failed
to
plead
it,
Cannon
used
the
four
factor
test
from

Richey
v.
Smith
,
515
F.2d
1239,
1243
(5th
Cir.
1975)
to
find
equitable
jurisdiction
over
the
case.
Despite
Donald
Trump’s
public
tantrums
on
his
social
media
sites,
none
of
the
parties
have
alleged
in
court
that
the
FBI
behaved
with
“callous
disregard”
for
Donald
Trump’s
rights
when
it
conducted
the
search
pursuant
to
a
duly
executed
warrant.
And
so
the
exercise
of
jurisdiction
fails
on
the
first,
and
most
important
prong
of
the

Richey

test.

“The
absence
of
this
‘indispensab[le]’
factor
in
the
Richey
analysis
is
reason
enough
to
conclude
that
the
district
court
abused
its
discretion
in
exercising
equitable
jurisdiction
here,”
the
panel
writes
witheringly.
“But
for
the
sake
of
completeness,
we
consider
the
remaining
factors.”


Cue
the
Jaws
music.

Note
that,
while
this
ruling
pertains
only
to
the
classified
documents,
that
logic
would
be
fatal
to
Judge
Cannon’s
entire
exercise
of
jurisdiction
here.
And
in
case
that
hearty
judicial
dunking
wasn’t
clear,
the
panel
points
out
that
her
reliance
on
Rule
41(g)
of
the
Federal
Rules
of
Criminal
Procedure
in
a
civil
dispute
where
no
Rule
41
motion
has
ever
been
pled
is
similarly
ridiculous.

As
to
the
other Richey
factors,
the
panel
had
major
side
eye
for
Judge
Cannon’s
disregard
of
classification
markings
in
an
effort
to
pretend
that
perhaps
those
documents
were
personal
property
in
which
Trump
could
have
a
possessory
interest.

“For
our
part,
we
cannot
discern
why
Plaintiff
would
have
an
individual
interest
in
or
need
for
any
of
the
one-hundred
documents
with
classification
markings,”
they
write,
noting
in
an
ominous
echo
of
the

statutes

mentioned
in
the
search
warrant
that
there’s
simply
no
reason
for
anyone
to
stash
national
defense
documents
in
a
pool
locker,
and
that
“[t]his
requirement
pertains
equally
to
former
Presidents.”

Nor
could
the
appellate
court
make
out
any
irreparable
harm
which
could
come
to
Donald
Trump
from
the
government
being
able
to
examine
its
own
documents

or
at
least
no
harm
which
is
legally
cognizable,
because,
“while
the
threat
of
prosecution
can
weigh
heavily
on
the
mind
of
someone
under
investigation,”
it’s
not
generally
a
basis
for
criminal
suspects
to
claw
back
evidence.

As
to
the
fourth
prong,
if
Trump
really
wanted
his
personal
property
back,
he
could
just
file
the
damn
Rule
41
motion
already
and
take
his
chances
with
Magistrate
Judge
Bruce
Reinhart.

The
court
goes
on
to
spend
four
whole
pages
reading
Judge
Cannon
for
filth
over
her
blatant
disregard
for
national
security,
both
in
her
blasé
treatment
of
classified
documents
and
her
contemptuous
dismissal
of
the
government’s
sworn
affidavit
that
it
cannot
bifurcate
the
national
security
investigation
of
the
mishandled
documents
from
the
criminal
one.

“The
Supreme
Court
has
recognized
that
for
reasons
‘too
obvious
to
call
for
enlarged
discussion,
the
protection
of
classified
information
must
be
committed
to
the
broad
discretion
of
the
agency
responsible,
and
this
must
include
broad
discretion
to
determine
who
may
have
access
to
it,’”
they
write.
“As
a
result,
courts
should
order
review
of
such
materials
in
only
the
most
extraordinary
circumstances.
The
record
does
not
allow
for
the
conclusion
that
this
is
such
a
circumstance.”

As
to
Trump’s
suggestion
that maybe
he
declassified
the
seized
documents
before
leaving
the
White
House, 
the
court
notes
that
“the
record
contains
no
evidence
that
any
of
these
records
were
declassified.
And
before
the
special
master,
Plaintiff
resisted
providing
any
evidence
that
he
had
declassified
any
of
these
documents.”
Which
does
not
bode
well
for
Trump’s
prospects
at
the
Eleventh
Circuit
should
he
be
indicted
in
the
state
of
Florida.

All
in
all,
it
was
a
humiliating
bench
slap
for
Judge
Cannon
from
her
appellate
colleagues.
But
for
Donald
Trump

it
was
worse.


Eleventh
Circuit
Opinion





Liz
Dye

lives
in
Baltimore
where
she
writes
about
law
and
politics.

Ginni Thomas Will Finally Answer Questions About Her Post-2020 Election Work – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Drew
Angerer/Getty
Images)

Ginni
Thomas
is
the
wife
of
Justice
Clarence
Thomas,
but
she’s
so
much
more
than
a
SCOTUS
wife.
She’s
a
political
operative
in
her
own
right.
And
while
you
may
think
that
may
cause
some
conflicts
given
her
husband’s
job,
lol

the
Supreme
Court
really

doesn’t
have
ethics
rules
,
meaning
he
absolutely
hears
cases
on
matters
she
has
been
working
on.

Like
the
2020
election.

Like
a
disturbing
amount
of
the
far
right,
Ginni
Thomas
was
among
those
who
refused
to
accept
that
Donald
Trump
lost
the
2020
election.
And
she
worked
her
tail
off
trying
to
undo
the
democratic
election
of
Joe
Biden

super
patriotic,
btw.
Ginni
sent
a series
of
text
messages
 to
Mark
Meadows,
Trump’s
Chief
of
Staff.
She blasted
Arizona
representatives
,
begging
them
to
overturn
the
results
of
the
election.
She
corresponded
with


Coups
4
Dummies
 lawyer
 John
Eastman
.
And
she
also

pestered
Wisconsin
lawmakers
 over
the
election
as
well.

In
the
wake
of
the
January
6th
coup
attempt,
someone
with
that
many
fingers
in
that
many
pots
post-election
is
ABSOLUTELY
going
to

catch
the
attention

of
the
January
6th
Committee.
But
it’s
been
a
bit
of
a
cat
and
mouse
game.
They’re

interested
,
she
says
yes,
then

backs
away
from
the
voluntary
route.

But
the
will
they/won’t
they
routine
has
finally
been
resolved!
Last
night,
Ginni
Thomas’s
attorney
Mark
Paoletta

confirmed

she
*will*
be 
speaking
with
the
Committee:

“As
she
has
said
from
the
outset,
Mrs.
Thomas
is
eager
to
answer
the
Committee’s
questions
to
clear
up
any
misconceptions
about
her
work
relating
to
the
2020
election.
She
looks
forward
to
that
opportunity.”

Can’t
wait
to
see
what
gems
she
drops
during
her
interview!




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Editor
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the
Law,
host
of

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Alan Dershowitz Calls The Proletariat To The Barricades As NYAG Sues On Behalf Of Banks – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Mario
Tama/Getty
Images)

After
New
York
Attorney
General
Tish
James
filed
suit
alleging
that
Donald
Trump
kept
two
sets
of
books
and
routinely
used
fraudulent
valuations
to
the
detriment
of
both
lenders
and
government,
Newsmax
needed
to
find
someone
with
some
lingering
lawyerly
legitimacy
to
assure
its
viewers
to
pay
no
heed
to
the
damning
over

200-page
complaint

behind
the
curtain.

So
the
network
lit
the
Alan
Signal
and
he
delivered.

Viva
la
Dershowitzión!

For
those
unfamiliar
with
the
state
of
New
York,
it
has
these
resident
institutions
called
“banks”
and
protecting
them
from
fraud
committed
by
other
corporations
doing
business
in
New
York,
like
the
various
Trump
LLCs,
is
kind
of
the
AG’s
whole
deal.
Of
course
the
banks
could
sue
themselves

and
some
likely
will!

but
banks
don’t
have
the
broad
investigatory
powers
of
the
state
government
and
would
never
be
in
a
position
to
get
Trump
Organization
CFO
Allen
Weisselberg
to
flip.
As
the
latter
development
appears
to
be
the
key
to
the
AG’s
whole
case,
Dershowitz
has
his
answer.

And,
of
course,
his
preening
for
the
right-wing
media
machine
glosses
over
all
the
TAX
fraud
alleged
in
the
complaint.
So
to
answer
his
question,
“Who
were
the
people
defrauded
here?”
THE
PEOPLE
OF
THE
STATE
OF
NEW
YORK.

Dershowitz,
one
hopes,
knows
all
of
this.
But
he
also
knows
his
audience
and
is
the
consummate
zealous
advocate
for
the
Trump
cause.

Still,
to
go
far
enough
around
the
Newsmax
bend
to
come
out
ready
for
the
communist
revolution
against
the
Deutsche
Bank
bourgeoisie
is
really
something.

An
elevation
of
this
peculiar
art
form
to
be
sure.


HeadshotJoe
Patrice
 is
a
senior
editor
at
Above
the
Law
and
co-host
of

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A
Lawyer
.
Feel
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college
sports
news.
Joe
also
serves
as
a

Managing
Director
at
RPN
Executive
Search
.

We Present The Only Possible Case For Buying Bitcoin

When
Praetorian
Capital’s
Harris
Kupperman
invests
in
something,
he
expects
a
lot
from
it.
Whether
it’s
uranium
or
Florida
real-estate,
he
wants
a
five-fold
investment.
It
doesn’t
always
work—his
Mongolia
Growth
Group’s
bet
on
its
namesake
country
never
really
panned
out
and
now
mostly
exists
to
publish
Kupperman’s
views
on
other
things
to
his
subscribers—but
more
times
than
not,
it
has,
evidenced
by
Praetorian’s
nearly
600%
return
over
the
last
two
decades.
One
of
those
investments,
in
bitcoin,
did
Kupperman
one
better,
earning
a
six-fold
profit
over
a
few
months.
So

why

did
Kupperman
invest
some
cash
in
crypto?

“It’s
a
Ponzi
scheme.
It
has
no
real
function,”
he
says.
“But
there
are
moments
in
time
when
investing
in
Ponzi
schemes
is
perfectly
good.
When
they’re
inflating,
they’re
very
profitable
to
own….”

“About
every
18
to
24
months,
one
industry
freaks
out
and
you
get
to
buy
one
industry
cheap,”
Kupperman
says.
“That’s
the
story
of
my
life.
I’m
patient—I
wait
until
they
completely
lose
their
minds
and
then
buy
it.”


Meet
The
Investor
Willing
To
Put
His
Money
Into
Ponzi
Schemes.
His
Fund
Is
Up
593%

[Forbes]

Morning Docket: 09.22.22 – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Paul
Marotta/Getty
Images,)

*
Tune
in,
legal
nerds!
Breyer
gave
his

Ecce
Homo

at
Harvard.
[The
Crimson
]

*
A
Maine
healthcare
law
has
been
putting
patients
in
danger.
[Press
Herald
]

*
Few
things
say
COVID
relief
like…strengthening
the
police
force?
[Axios]

*
Morgan
Lewis
just
got
a
bump
in
partners!
[Law.com]



Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
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Law
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June
2021.
Prior
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 He
endured
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enough
to
graduate
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Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
cannot
swim, a
published
author
on
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philosophy,
and
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and
has
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love
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cycling
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