First They Came For Affirmative Action. Then They Came For Legacy Admissions. Good Riddance. – Above the Law

In
a
decision
that
should
have
only
surprised
the
chronically
uninformed,
the
Supreme
Court
ruled
affirmative
action
for
colleges
and
universities
unconstitutional.
Except
for
use
in
military
academies,
of
course.
Affirmative
action
is
a
blight
on
the
reputation
of
students
and
the
constitution
at
most
schools,
but
key
to
national
security
at
West
Point

go
figure.
Two
responses
piqued
interest.
The
first
was
Harvard’s

promise
to
follow
the
cases’
outcome
to
a
T
that
reads
much
like
an
up
yours
to
the
Supreme
Court
.
The
second,
also
implicating
Harvard,
is
a
lawsuit
arguing
against
the
constitutionality
of
legacy
admission
programs
in
higher
ed.
From

CNN
:

Three
minority
advocacy
groups
are
suing
Harvard
University’s
governing
body,
accusing
the
school
of
discrimination
by
giving
preferential
treatment
to
children
of
wealthy
donors
and
alumni,
and
are
citing
the
recent
US
Supreme
Court
ruling
that
gutted
affirmative
action
to
bolster
their
lawsuit.

Legacy
admissions
being
a
preferential
program
is
very
obvious.
For
example,
Harvard
began
admitting
(white)
students
in
1636.

It
admitted
its
first
Black
undergraduate
in
1847
.
As
one
would
expect,
giving
white
students
a
211-year
head
start
on
access
to
legacy
admissions
would
be
disproportionately
beneficial
to
White
folks,
and
this
is
before
you
factor
in
what
looks
like
Harvard’s
less
than
racially
equitable
recruit
to
reject

scheme
that
makes
it
look
like
they’re
doing
an
amazing
job
searching
for
Black
talent
while
still
keeping
up
their
hard-t-
enter
reputation.
Back
to

CNN
:

The
lawsuit,
filed
by
the
Lawyers
for
Civil
Rights
group
on
behalf
of
the
Chica
Project,
the
African
Community
Economic
Development
of
New
England,
and
the
Greater
Boston
Latino
Network,
alleges
the
students
who
receive
that
preferential
treatment
are
“overwhelmingly
White,”
and
make
up
as
much
as
15%
of
admitted
students.

“This
preferential
treatment
has
nothing
to
do
with
an
applicant’s
merit.
Instead,
it
is
an
unfair
and
unearned
benefit
that
is
conferred
solely
based
on
the
family
that
the
applicant
is
born
into,”
Lawyers
for
Civil
Rights
said
in
a
news
release.
“This
custom,
pattern,
and
practice
is
exclusionary
and
discriminatory.
It
severely
disadvantages
and
harms
applicants
of
color.”

It
is
true
that
white
applicants
aren’t
the
only
ones
that
benefit
from
legacy
admissions.
That
said,
it’s
hard
to
not
think
of
it
as
a
white
program
when

a
whopping
70%
of
Harvard’s
legacy
admissions
are
white
.
Affirmative
action
is
heavily
thought
of
as
a
racial
program
associated
with
Black
applicants
and
they
aren’t
even
the
largest
benefactors


that
honor
goes
to
white
women

And
while
the
reasoning
of
the
Harvard
and
North
Carolina
cases
was
framed
as
a
conflict
between
unworthy
Blacks
being
admitted
instead
of
more
worthy
Asian
applicants,
it
is
going
to
be
much
harder
for
attorneys
to
pit
minorities
against
each
other

a
la
Ilya
Shapiro
suggesting
Sri
Srinivasan
over
Ketanji
Brown
Jackson

if
and
when
the
Court
hears
the
case
against
legacy
admissions.
If,
through
disparate
impact
or
some
other
line
of
argument
attorneys
can
prove
that
legacy
admissions
are
racial
by
proxy,
the
Harvard
opinion
will
be
ripe
with
opportunities
to
run
palimpsest
argumentation
with
Roberts’s
reasoning
in
the
affirmative
action
case.
For
example:

Respondents’
race-based
admissions
systems
also
fail
to
comply
with
the
Equal
Protection
Clause’s
twin
commands
that
race
may
never
be
used
as
a
“negative”
and
that
it
may
not
operate
as
a
stereotype…College
admissions
are
zero-sum,
and
a
benefit
provided
to
some
applicants
but
not
to
others
necessarily
advantages
the
former
at
the
expense
of
the
latter.

It
is
difficult
to
read
the
zero
sum
claim
and
not
see
glaring
similarities
with
legacy
admissions.
From

ABC
News
:

A
2019
National
Bureau
of
Economic
Research
study
of
publicly
released
reports
from
Harvard
University
found
that
almost
half
of
the
university’s
white
students
were
recruited
athletes,
related
to
alumni,
children
of
faculty
and
staff
or
were
“of
special
importance
to
the
dean
of
admissions.”

Less
than
16%
of
African
American,
Asian
American
and
Hispanic
students
at
Harvard
fall
into
these
categories,
according
to
the
study.

Almost

half
?!
So
much
for
only
looking
at
scholastic
merit!
Looking
at
the
data,
these
white
students
need
to
be
relieved
of
the
burden
of
legacy
admissions
for
their
own
sake,
what
with
the
demeaning
assumptions
that
necessarily
go
in
to
race
based
selections.
Again,
from
the
opinion:

Respondents
admissions
programs
are
infirm
for
a
second
reason
as
well:
They
require
stereotyping—the
very
thing
Grutter
foreswore.
When
a
university
admits
students
“on
the
basis
of
race,
it
engages
in
the
offensive
and
demeaning
assumption
that
[students]
of
a
particular
race,
because
of
their
race,
think
alike.”
Miller
v.
Johnson,
515
U.
S.
900,
911–912.
Such
stereotyping
is
contrary
to
the
“core
purpose”
of
the
Equal
Protection
Clause.
Palmore,
466
U.
S.,
at
432.
Pp.
26–29.

You
could
also
apply
Roberts’s
reasoning
against
the
indefinite
character
of
affirmative
action
acceptances
to
legacy
admissions.
Surely
admitting
the
descendants
of
prior
white
attendees
lacks
a
“logical
end
point”
as

Grutter

requires.
Who,
if
not
the
Supreme
Court,
will
save
these
applicants
from
the
shame
of
knowing
that
nearly
half
of
Harvard’s
white
student
body
is
resting
on
their
parents’ 
(or
their
parents’
parents’)
laurels
or
extracurricular
happenstance?

As
the
case
moves
up
the
court
tiers,
it
will
ultimately
have
to
overcome
the
barrier
of
four
justices
voting
to
accept
it.
Staunch
advocates
of
the
14th
Amendment
that
they
are,
I
look
forward
to
both
Thomas’s
and
Roberts’s
votes
to
hear
the
case
and
their
strongly
worded
opinions
on
how
detrimental
legacy
admissions
are
to
those
poor
white
students
who
have
never
really
known
if
they
got
in
to
Harvard
on
their
own
merit
or
because
they
share
a
last
name
with
the
dining
hall.


Lawsuit
Alleges
Harvard
Gives
Preferential
Treatment
To
Legacy
Admissions,
Who
Are
‘Overwhelmingly’
White

[CNN]

Legacy
College
Admissions
Under
Scrutiny
Following
SCOTUS
Ruling

[ABC
News]


Earlier:


The
Affirmative
Action
Cases
Went
About
As
Well
As
You’d
Expect
Them
To.
What
Now
?



Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
 He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
cannot
swim, a
published
author
on
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor
,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
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at cwilliams@abovethelaw.com and
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Even Biglaw Associates Are Decrying The Death Of Biden’s Student Loan Forgiveness Plan – Above the Law



Ed.
note
:
Welcome
to
our
daily
feature,

Quote
of
the
Day
.


It’s
all-consuming.
Student
debt
lives
and
breathes
with
you
every
day.
Folks
have
been
waiting
for
relief
for
so
long,
only
to
have
the
goal
post
moved.





Josephine
Bahn
,
an
associate
at
Cozen
O’Connor
in
Washington,
D.C.,
who
chairs
the
American
Bar
Association’s
Young
Lawyers
Division,
in
comments
given
to

Bloomberg
Law

on
the
Supreme
Court’s
decision
to
strike
down
President
Joe
Biden’s
student
loan
forgiveness
plan.
In
what
she
calls
a
“fight
or
flight
decision,”
Bahn
recently
decided
to
pay
down
her
six-figure
student
debt
instead
of
saving
for
retirement.



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Do AI Large Language Models Like ChatGPT Make Law School Less Worth It As An Investment? – Above the Law

Artificial
intelligence
has
been
pilloried
as
a
career
killer
across
several
industries,
especially
since
the
latest
version
of
ChatGPT
came
out.
The
legal
profession
has
not
been
immune,
and
with

ChatGPT
now
able
to
pass
the
bar
exam
,
a
certain
amount
of
anxiety
is
warranted.

But
not

that

much
anxiety.
Do
you
know
how
many
clients
end
up
crying
during
meetings
with
their
lawyers?
It’s
a
lot
more
than
a
layperson
might
think.
I
see
many
such
scenarios
despite
my
practice
mostly
involving
litigation
over
seemingly
unemotional
things
like
business
disputes
and
easement
issues.
Let’s
see
a
robot
successfully
navigate
a
situation
where
a
sobbing
millionaire
who
is
paying
you
hundreds
of
dollars
per
hour
is
trying
to
direct
the
course
of
a
legal
dispute
while
some
dickbag
lawyer
on
the
other
side
attempts
to
stab
you
in
the
back
from
the
shadows.

Anyway,
I
digress.
The
point
is
that

we
are
a
long
way
off
from
AI
replacing
lawyers

entirely.

What
AI
will
do,
in
particular
large
language
models
like
ChatGPT,
is
replace
some
of
us,
and
some
of
what
we
do.

Artificial
intelligence

is
already
being
used
in
transactional
drafting
.
Although
a
flesh-and-blood
lawyer
still
has
to
look
over
any
contract
or
other
legal
document
drafted
by
a
large
language
model,
I’m
willing
to
bet
that
the
first
drafts
spit
out
from
some
commercial
AI
services
are
already
better
than
what
you’d
get
by
having
a
very
green
associate
take
a
run
at
it.

Forms
of
AI
have
also
already
been
in
use
for
years
in
document
review,
once
the
purgatory
of
low-level
litigation
associates.
As
soon
as
artificial
intelligence
can
pump
out
a
reasonably
good
first
draft
of
written
discovery
requests,
well,
at
that
stage
maybe
even
a
codger
like
me
could
develop
feelings
for
it.

The
relationship
between
legal
professionals
and
increasingly
powerful
AI
technology
is
going
to
vary
wildly
though
based
on
where
you
are
in
the
legal
hierarchy.
Of
course,
there
is
some
truth
to
the
stereotypes:
older
lawyers
are
generally
not
as
comfortable
with
or
as
good
at
embracing
new
technologies
(silence,
youths,
we’re
doing
our
best).

Yet,
younger
attorneys,
despite
their
tech
savvy,
could
very
well
find
themselves
completely
displaced.
The
types
of
tasks
which
cannot
be
easily
outsourced
to
AI

client
management,
(cogent)
oral
arguments
in
court,
business
development

also
happen
to
be
the
more
desirable
types
of
legal
work.
These
tasks
are
already
hoarded
by
the
lawyers
powerful
enough
in
their
careers
to
hoard
them.
I
don’t
see
that
changing
anytime
soon.

A
modest
increase
in
attorney
positions
is
expected
by
2030,
according
to
the
Bureau
of
Labor
Statistics.
Yet
the
majority
of
these
expected
positions
are
purportedly
going
to
be
created
not
through
organic
growth
in
the
legal
industry,
but

through
massive
waves
of
attrition
,
attributable
to
retirements
among
older
lawyers
as
well
as
disillusioned
attorneys
leaving
the
profession
for
a
variety
of
reasons
unrelated
to
longevity.

A
partner
retiring
does
not
necessarily
translate
to
an
open
position
for
an
associate
right
out
of
law
school.
Additionally,
there’s
no
evidence
that
the
Bureau
of
Labor
Statistics
knew
about
and
accounted
for
the
sorts
of
quick
advances
we’ve
seen
recently
in
large
language
models

advances
that
could
automate
many
of
the
tasks
traditionally
assigned
to
recent
law
school
graduates.

Demand
for
lawyers

dropped
in
2022
.
Increased
adoption
of
advanced
AI
technology
is
poised
to
worsen
that
trend.
No
company
is
going
to
spend
hundreds
of
dollars
an
hour
on
outside
counsel
when
an
in-house
large
language
model
can
accomplish
the
same
ends.

Going
into
the
legal
profession
has
always
been
a
high-risk,
high-reward
situation.
If
you’ve
already
majored
in
history
or
political
science,
going
to
law
school
is
probably
the
best
way
to
heighten
your
income
potential.
That
being
said,

a
ton
of
people
who
go
to
law
school
don’t
pass
the
bar
exam
.
A
ton
of
people
who
go
to
law
school
pass
the
bar
exam
but
still
can’t
get
a
decent
job.
A
ton
of
people
who
pass
the
bar
exam
and
get
a
decent
legal
job
nonetheless
find
that
they
absolutely
hate
the
work
of
being
a
lawyer.

The
legal
profession
has
always
paid
off
massively
for
a
few
lucky
individuals,
while
many
others
languish
in
misery
or

are
diverted
to
an
alternative
career
path
.
Although
ChatGPT
isn’t
going
to
change
anything
about
that
general
dynamic,
it
probably
is
going
to
amplify
it.

Powerful
AI
won’t
demolish
the
legal
profession.
What
large
language
models
and
other
forms
of
AI
will
do
is
further
hollow
out
some
corners
of
the
legal
profession.

My
advice,
if
you
are
considering
law
school
as
legal
AI
is
increasingly
adopted:
Don’t
do
it
on
a
whim,

do
it
without
accumulating
a
massive
debt
if
at
all
possible

(affiliate
link),
and
recognize
that
it
is
going
to
be
incredibly
hard
work
with
no
guarantee
of
success.
In
other
words,
go
to
law
school
if
you
really
want
to
practice
law

otherwise,
don’t.




Jonathan
Wolf
is
a
civil
litigator
and
author
of 
Your
Debt-Free
JD



(affiliate
link).
He
has
taught
legal
writing,
written
for
a
wide
variety
of
publications,
and
made
it
both
his
business
and
his
pleasure
to
be
financially
and
scientifically
literate.
Any
views
he
expresses
are
probably
pure
gold,
but
are
nonetheless
solely
his
own
and
should
not
be
attributed
to
any
organization
with
which
he
is
affiliated.
He
wouldn’t
want
to
share
the
credit
anyway.
He
can
be
reached
at 
jon_wolf@hotmail.com.

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For
several
years
now,
Above
the
Law
has
been
tracking
Kim
Kardashian’s

journey
to
becoming
a
lawyer

through
an
apprenticeship.
Since
2019,
the
reality
TV
star
turned
beauty
and
clothing
entrepreneur
has
offered
us
glimpses
into
her
life
as
a
law
student
through
her
social
media
feeds,
and
with
each
study
session,
current
law
students
and
practicing
lawyers
couldn’t
help
but
grow
a
little
closer
to
her.

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perhaps
the
thing
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the
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to
members
of
the
legal
profession
was
her
repeated
failures
on
the
baby
bar
exam.
Kardashian
failed
the
test
three
times
before
she

finally
succeeded
,
and
during
this
bar
prep
season,
she’s
here
to
remind
us
all
of
the
importance
of
family
during
these
particularly
trying
times.

During
an
interview
with
Vogue
Italia
for
the
magazine’s
July
cover
story,
Kardashian
detailed
the
moment
she
passed
the
baby
bar
exam,
and
how
it
helped
her
relate
to
her
daughter,
North.
The

Daily
Mail

has
the
scoop:

‘For
a
long
time
it
was
difficult
for
her
to
understand
why
I
was
studying
all
the
time.
She
saw
me
fail
and
cry.
She
saw
how
I
was
no
different
than
her
when
she
was
worried
because
of
a
test,’
the
superstar
said.

She
added,
‘But
when
she
saw
me
cry
from
joy,
I
knew
she
understood
how
important
that
achievement
was
to
me
personally.’

Right
now,
during
your
days
of
intense
studying,
it
may
feel
like
your
family
and
your
friends
outside
of
the
law
aren’t
able
to
understand
what
you’re
going
through.
After
taking
the
bar
exam
and
waiting
for
results,
these
feelings
of
no
one
being
able
to
relate
to
your
suffering
may
become
even
more
unbearable.
But
please
don’t
turn
your
back
on
your
family
and
friends

they
want
to
support
you
and
be
able
to
share
in
your
joy
when
you
pass,
and
they
want
to
offer
you
a
shoulder
to
cry
on
if
things
don’t
turn
out
the
way
you’re
hoping
they
will.

Best
of
luck
on
the
upcoming
bar
exam,
everyone.
You
can
do
it!


Kim
Kardashian
reveals
baby
bar
test
failure
helped
strengthen
bond
with
daughter
North

[Daily
Mail]



Staci ZaretskyStaci
Zaretsky
 is
a
senior
editor
at
Above
the
Law,
where
she’s
worked
since
2011.
She’d
love
to
hear
from
you,
so
please
feel
free
to

email

her
with
any
tips,
questions,
comments,
or
critiques.
You
can
follow
her
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connect
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It’s Time To Move On From Student Loan Forgiveness – Above the Law

When
President
Joe
Biden
announced
his
student
loan
forgiveness
proposal
back
in
November,
it
was
immediately
challenged
in
court
by
individuals
and
six
attorneys
general
of
Republican-controlled
states.
Most
observers
predicted
that
it
would
be
struck
down
by
the
Supreme
Court’s
six
Republican-appointed
justices.

Standing,
or
whether
the
plaintiff
has
suffered
an
injury
that
can
be
redressed
by
the
courts,
was
an
issue
in
this
case.
The
Court
issued
two
decisions
where
they
denied
standing
to
the
plaintiffs
because
they
did
not
suffer
a
harm
that
could
be
traced
to
the
defendant.
Many
observers
thought
this
was
a
hint
as
to
how
the
Court
would
decide
as
the
reasoning
could
be
applied
to
this
case.
So
it
gave

some
borrowers
hope

that
loan
forgiveness
would
be
allowed.

Throughout
this
Court’s
term,
the
student
loan
cases
were
probably
the
most
closely
watched
and
talked
about.
So
it
was
possible
that
the
Court
could
issue
a
compromise
opinion.
My
prediction
was
that
the
Court
would
rule
that
the
states
and
the
individuals
had
no
standing.
However,
the
majority
opinion
would
explain
how
the
future
plaintiffs
can
easily
obtain
standing
in
a
future
lawsuit.
A
majority
concurring
opinion
would
state
that
if
the
case
is
brought
back
to
the
Court,
it
will
be
struck
down
on
the
merits
using
the
major
questions
doctrine
(MQD)
as
the
student
loan
issue
had
great
political
and
economic
significance
and
thus
requires
congressional
approval.
This
outcome
would
ensure
that
a
future
president
would
not
do
this
again
without
congressional
approval.
Also,
it
would
improve
the
Court’s
public
image,
which
could
temper
those
who
call
for
packing
the
Court.

Last
Friday,
the
Court,
in
the
final
day
of
the
term,
issued
the
first
of
its
two
student
loan
decisions.
In
the
first
case,
the
Court
unanimously
ruled
that
the
two
individual
plaintiffs
lacked
standing
to
sue.
At
that
point
almost
everyone
thought
that
that
was
the
final
decision
and
that
student
loan
forgiveness
was
upheld.

But
a
minute
later,
the
Court
announced
its
second
decision,
where
it
ruled
that
the
six
plaintiff
states
had
standing
to
sue
and
that
Biden’s
loan
forgiveness
proposal
required
congressional
approval
under
the
MQD.

Soon
after
the
decisions
were
released,
Biden
issued
a
statement
condemning
the
decision,
stating
that
he
would
pursue
loan
forgiveness
options
using
the
Higher
Education
Act
(HEA).
However,
he
and
the
secretary
of
education
cautioned
that
this
must
go
through
the
regulatory
approval
process
first,
which
can
take
some
time.
He
also
announced
a
new
program
called
Saving
on
a
Valuable
Education
(SAVE).
Some
of
the

key
features
of
SAVE

are:

  • Income
    minimums
    have
    been
    increased
    before
    borrowers
    are
    required
    to
    make
    payments
    on
    their
    loans.
  • Payments
    on
    undergraduate
    loans
    will
    be
    reduced
    from
    10%
    to
    5%
    of
    discretionary
    income.
  • Starting
    in
    July
    2024,
    borrowers
    with
    original
    principal
    balances
    of
    $12,000
    or
    less
    will
    receive
    forgiveness
    of
    any
    remaining
    balance
    after
    making
    10
    years
    of
    payments,
    with
    the
    maximum
    repayment
    period
    before
    forgiveness
    rising
    by
    one
    year
    for
    every
    additional
    $1,000
    borrowed.
    For
    example,
    if
    your
    original
    principal
    balance
    is
    $14,000,
    you
    will
    see
    forgiveness
    after
    12
    years.
    Payments
    made
    previously
    (before
    2024)
    and
    those
    made
    going
    forward
    will
    both
    count
    toward
    these
    maximum
    forgiveness
    time
    frames.
  • Various
    interest
    deferral
    provisions
    and
    credits
    toward
    forgiveness
    for
    certain
    periods
    of
    deferment
    and
    forbearance.

Lastly,
Biden
stated
that
those
who
cannot
pay
their
outstanding
loans
have
12
months
before
their
account
is
sent
to
collections
and
a
negative
report
is
sent
to
a
credit
agency.
It
was
called
an
on-ramp
program
to
help
borrowers
transition
to
repayment.
However,
interest
will
continue
to
accrue.

In
general,
Biden’s
backup
plan
makes
things
more
complicated.

First
is
the
on-ramp
transition
program
which
suspiciously
sounds
like
another
payment
moratorium.
Due
to
Biden’s
numerous
payment
extensions
despite
each
one
being
the
“final”
extension,
Congress
passed
a
law
which
prohibited
future
extensions.
But
according
to
Biden,
the
on-ramp
program
is
not
a
“pause.”
Assuming
there
is
no
outside
intervention,
it
is
very
possible
that
when
the
transition
period
ends
in
July
2024,
there
will
be
another
extension
that
lasts
until
November
2024.

Second,
both
the
on-ramp
program
and
the
proposed
reduced
payment
amounts
for
those
on
IDR
can
create
problems
in
the
long
run
when
it
comes
to
interest
accrual.
While
there
is
supposedly
a
cap
on
interest
accrual,
few
are
clear
as
to
how
it
will
work.
This
can
result
in
some
people
seeing
bigger
balances
in
the
future.
And
those
who
have
more
financial
options
and
resources
might
opt
to
exploit
the
interest
deferral
and
not
pay
their
loans
if
it
is
more
profitable
to
do
so,
especially
with
high-yield
savings
accounts
currently
approaching
up
to
5%
APR
pre-tax.

Also,
there
is
the
matter
of
future
loan
forgiveness
under
the
HEA.
No
one
knows
when
Loan
Forgiveness
2.0
will
be
announced,
but
few
would
be
surprised
if
it
comes
during
the
election
campaigns
next
year.
If
Biden
proposes
another
massive
forgiveness
program,
the
Supreme
Court
will
again
strike
it
down
using
MQD.
Missouri
will
again
sue
because
it
will
have
standing
through
MOHELA
even
though
its
employees
seem
to
have
no
interest
in
litigating
this
matter.
Whether
this
will
trigger
an
exodus
of
MOHELA’s
current
customers
to
another
federal
student
loan
servicer
is
uncertain.

For
about
one
minute,
we
had
student
loan
forgiveness.
But
then
the
Supreme
Court
pulled
a

sike
,
and
borrowers
were
left
with
a
backup
plan
that
leaves
unanswered
questions
and
may
require
the
vulnerable
to
make
financially
complicated
decisions.
In
the
long
run,
borrowers
should
have
a
financial
plan
to
pay
off
their
loans
or
prepare
for
forgiveness
at
the
end
of
their
income-based
repayment
term.




Steven
Chung
is
a
tax
attorney
in
Los
Angeles,
California.
He
helps
people
with
basic
tax
planning
and
resolve
tax
disputes.
He
is
also
sympathetic
to
people
with
large
student
loans.
He
can
be
reached
via
email
at




stevenchungatl@gmail.com
.
Or
you
can
connect
with
him
on
Twitter
(
@stevenchung)
and
connect
with
him
on 
LinkedIn.

Maybe Non-Litigators Don’t Understand: No Matter What You Do, You’re Always Wrong – Above the Law

Thus:
You
run
a
pharmaceutical
company.
The
result
of
some
study
comes
in. 
The
study
suggests
that
your
drug
could
cause
a
previously
unknown
side
effect. 
You
immediately
ask
your
internal
scientists
to
validate
the
result
of
the
study,
so
that
you
don’t
act
too
quickly
(and
incorrectly)
based
on
information
that
later
proves
to
be
wrong.
You
confirm
with
the
FDA
that
it
has
no
objection
to
your
warning
about
the
new
side
effect.
You
change
the
label
on
your
product
to
warn
about
the
new
side
effect.

This
sounds
responsible,
right?

Not
to
the
plaintiffs
who
had
previously
suffered
the
side
effect
and
immediately
sue
you
for
not
having
warned
about
it.

Why
didn’t
you
warn
about
the
side
effect
earlier,
they
ask.

Because
the
study
hadn’t
been
done
earlier.

Why
didn’t
you
do
the
study
earlier?

No
one
was
focused
on
this
possible
side
effect.
It
came
out
of
the
blue.

Why
wasn’t
anyone
focused
on
this
side
effect?
You
run
a
billion-dollar
company,
for
heaven’s
sake.
It’s
your
drug.
Who
the
heck
was
supposed
to
focus
on
the
possible
side
effects
if
not
you?

Not
only
that:
Why
did
you
take
so
long
to
warn
about
the
side
effect
after
you
knew
the
result
of
the
study?

Because
we
had
to
validate
the
result
of
the
study.

And
that
took
you
two
months?
You
run
a
billion-dollar
company
filled
with
hot
and
cold
running
scientists.
You
couldn’t
have
assigned
a
few
more
scientists
to
the
project
and
validated
the
study
more
quickly?
How
irresponsible
of
you!

See?
It
doesn’t
matter
what
you
do;
you’re
always
wrong.

Here’s
another
example:

You
get
sued
for
a
billion
dollars
for
breach
of
contract.
Clause
1,
which
governs
this
dispute
and
which
the
plaintiff
focuses
on,
is
in
fact
a
little
ambiguous.
A
non-litigator
might
think:
“What
a
shame
that
someone
drafted
clause
1
that
way. 
If
clause
1
had
only
been
drafted
differently,
there
would
be
no
lawsuit.”

But
every
litigator
knows
that’s
wrong. 
Suppose
the
contract
had
been
drafted
differently. 
You
still
would
have
been
sued. 
With
a
billion
dollars
on
the
line,
the
lawyers
on
the
other
side
weren’t
going
to
give
up
just
because
clause
1
looked
okay. 
They
were
instead
going
to
find
some
other
ambiguity
in
clause
1.
Or
maybe
they
wouldn’t
have
sued
you
over
clause
1;
they
would
have
sued
you
for
the
ambiguity
in
clause
2
instead.
Or
clause
3
or
4.
The
one
thing
that’s
inconceivable
is
that
the
other
side
would
say
you
did
a
fine
job
drafting
the
contract.
There
always
was
going
to
be
a
lawsuit;
no
matter
what
you
did,
you
always
did
something
wrong.

In
this
respect,
politics
is
precisely
the
same
as
high-stakes
litigation.
The
other
side
has
lots
of
money
and
lots
of
people
thinking
about
how
they
can
criticize
you,
and
those
people
are
motivated
entirely
by
finding
fault
with
what
you
did.
It
doesn’t
matter
what
you
do;
the
other
side
will
always
say
that
you
did
something
wrong.

Suppose
there’s
a
war
in
Ukraine.
You
fund
the
Ukrainian
defense.
Why
did
you
give
so
little
money
to
Ukraine?
Why
didn’t
you
give
better
weapons
more
quickly?
Why
didn’t
you
give
even
better
weapons
even
more
quickly
than
that?

In
the
end,
Ukraine
wins.
Look
at
the
turmoil
that
you
created
in
Russia!
By
supporting
Ukraine,
you’ve
created
the
possibility
of
civil
war
in
Russia,
which
means
that
nuclear
weapons
may
fall
into
the
hands
of
thugs.
Why
didn’t
you
anticipate
that
and
prevent
it?

Or
Ukraine
loses.
Look
at
all
the
money
and
weapons
you
wasted
in
Ukraine,
and
Ukraine
lost
anyway!
And
Ukraine
isn’t
vital
to
any
American
interest!
What
kind
of
idiot
are
you?

See?
It
doesn’t
matter.
You
were
always
wrong,
no
matter
what
you
did.

As
a
litigator,
you
develop
an
immunity
to
this.
Over
the
course
of
years,
you
stop
worrying
about
whether
you
(or
your
client)
could
have
avoided
a
problem,
and
you
focus
only
on
what
the
plaintiff’s
next
argument
will
be.

I
hope
you,
as
a
politician,
figure
out
what
you
believe
to
be
the
best
course
of
action,
and
you
act.

But
you
act
with
absolute
knowledge
that
you’ll
be
criticized
for
whatever
you
do. 
It
makes
no
difference
what
you
do,
because
you
have
a
well-funded,
smart
opponent
who
is
highly
motivated
to
find
fault
in
your
conduct.

Don’t
be
surprised.
This
is
the
way
of
the
world.
But
maybe
only
litigators
and
politicians
realize
it.




Mark 
Herrmann spent
17
years
as
a
partner
at
a
leading
international
law
firm
and
is
now
deputy
general
counsel
at
a
large
international
company.
He
is
the
author
of




The
Curmudgeon’s
Guide
to
Practicing
Law
 and Drug
and
Device
Product
Liability
Litigation
Strateg
y (affiliate
links).
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at 
inhouse@abovethelaw.com.

Vault Ranks The Best Summer Associate Programs (2024) – Above the Law

Summer
associate
programs
are
still
underway
at
Biglaw
firms
across
the
country,
but
in
just
a
few
weeks,
early
recruitment
interviews
will
begin
for
next
year’s
eager
crop
of
would-be
summer
associates.
With
current
summers
itching
to
receive
their
offers,
what
better
time
to
release
Vault’s
closely
watched
rankings
for
the
best
summer
associate
programs?

Hot
on
the
heels
of
Vault’s
rankings
of
the

most
prestigious

law
firms
and
the
law
firms
with
the

best
quality
of
life

comes
the
career
website’s
ranking
of
the
best
summer
associate
programs
in
Biglaw.
Junior
associates
(first-
through
third-year
attorneys)
who
summered
at
their
current
firms
were
asked
to
rank
their
experiences
on
how
much
fun
the
program
was
and
how
well
it
prepared
them
for
life
at
the
firm
through
six
different
categories
(attorney
interactions,
substantive
assignments,
training
and
mentoring,
preparation
for
associate
life,
quality
of
events,
and
satisfaction
with
firm-sponsored
social
opportunities
and
social
interactions).
From
those
ratings,
Vault
ranked
the
best
summer
associate
programs
in
three
categories:
Attorney
Interactions,
Career
Development,
and
Social
Experiences.
It
shouldn’t
come
as
a
surprise
that
some
of
the
firms
that
made
the
Top
10
list
for
having
the
best
quality
of
life
made
the
Top
10
for
having
the
best
summer
associate
program.

There
was
once
again
a
huge
amount
of
movement
in
the
Top
10
this
year.
Which
firms
made
the
cut?
Without
any
further
ado,
here
are
the

Top
10
Firms
With
the
Best
Summer
Associate
Programs

based
on
Vault’s
Annual
Associate
Survey
for
2024:

  1. Clifford
    Chance
    US
  2. Kramer
    Levin
  3. Bracewell
  4. Jackson
    Walker
  5. Morgan
    Lewis
    &
    Bockius
  6. Munger
    Tolles
    &
    Olson
  7. O’Melveny
    &
    Myers
  8. Sheppard
    Mullin
  9. Williams
    &
    Connolly
  10. Locke
    Lord

Clifford
Chance,
O’Melveny,
and
Morgan
Lewis
each
made
appearances
in
the
Top
10
for
firms
with
the
best
quality
of
life.
Let’s
give
these
firms
a
round
of
applause
for
keeping
their
attorneys
happy
from
their
days
as
summers
through
their
days
as
junior
associates.

Here
are
the Top
3
Best
Summer
Programs
for
Attorney
Interactions
:

  1. Kramer
    Levin
  2. Bracewell
  3. Clifford
    Chance
    US

Here
are
the Top
3
Best
Summer
Programs
for
Career
Development
:

  1. Clifford
    Chance
    US
  2. Kramer
    Levin
  3. Jackson
    Walker

Here
are
the Top
3
Best
Summer
Programs
for
Social
Experiences
:

  1. Clifford
    Chance
    US
  2. Bracewell
  3. Morgan
    Lewis
    &
    Bockius

Congratulations
to
all
50
of
the
Biglaw
firms
that
made
the
latest
edition
of
the
Vault
Best
Summer
Associate
Program
rankings

and
an
even
bigger
congratulations
to
Clifford
Chance
for
sweeping
yet
another
ranking.
How
did
your
firm
do?

Email
us
,
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us
at
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After
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himself
into
wingnut
legal
threats
like
the

MyPillow
fluffer’s
pledge
to
sue
critics
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misinformation

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a
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that
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little
hope
of
ever
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fall
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crusading
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Attorney
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getting
his
law
license
yanked

and
making

ends
meet
on
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rightfully
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most
dramatic
instance
of
a
lawyer
throwing
away
everything
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adoration,
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Pillow
Guy
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Anderson
Cooper
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Poison
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COVID
Drug


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Wood
Canceled
By
His
Peers
Over
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Whole
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Veep’
Thing


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Wood’s
‘Toxic
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Of
Mendacity,’
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Judge
Tosses
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Carter
Page
Suit


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Say
They
Can’t
Be
Sanctioned
Because
They
Didn’t
Sign
Anything
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Totally
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