The Law Schools That Are The Best For Federal Clerkships (2025) – Above the Law

Do
you
like
prestige?
Of
course
you
do.
Is
there
really
a
law
student
who
doesn’t?
That
being
said,
if
you’re
like
the
majority
of
your
colleagues
and
you’d
like
to
embark
upon
one
of
the
most
prestigious
career
paths
available
to
recent
law
school
graduates,
then
you’ll
probably
want
to
compete
for
an
elite
federal
clerkship.

The
latest
Princeton
Review
law
school
rankings
are
out,
and
today,
we’ll
focus
on
yet
another
valuable
ranking
for
those
who
are
trying
to
get
a
within
the
judiciary:
The
law
schools
that
are
the
best
for
federal
clerkships.

Which
law
schools
do
you
think
came
out
on
top
of
this
list?

First,
we’ll
begin
with
the
methodology
Princeton
Review
used
to
determine
which
law
schools
are
the
best
for
getting
federal
clerkships.
This
ranking
was
based
on
school-reported
data,
specifically,
the
percent
of
2024
J.D.
graduates
who
were
employed
in
federal
judicial
clerkships.

According
to Princeton
Review
,
these
are
the
law
schools
that
are
the
best
for
obtaining
federal
clerkships:

  1. University
    of
    Chicago
    Law
    School
    (ranked
    #3
    last
    year)
  2. Yale
    University
    Law
    School
    (no
    change)
  3. Harvard
    University
    Law
    School
    (ranked
    #6
    last
    year)
  4. Stanford
    University
    School
    of
    Law
    (ranked
    #1
    last
    year)
  5. University
    of
    Notre
    Dame
    Law
    School
    (ranked
    #4
    last
    year)
  6. University
    of
    Virginia
    School
    of
    Law
    (ranked
    #5
    last
    year)
  7. University
    of
    Texas
    at
    Austin
    School
    of
    Law
    (ranked
    #10
    last
    year)
  8. University
    of
    Alabama
    School
    of
    Law
    (ranked
    #7
    last
    year)
  9. Duke
    University
    School
    of
    Law
    (ranked
    #8
    last
    year)
  10. University
    of
    Michigan
    Law
    School
    (unranked
    last
    year)

An
obvious
point
to
make
here
is
that
these
rankings
don’t
distinguish
between
prestige
of
clerkship.
Were
these
feeder
judges
or
non-feeder
judges,
circuit
courts
or
district
courts,
Article
III
courts
or
non-Article
III
courts?
In
the
land
of
law,
these
things
are
important.
Considering
how
coveted
federal
clerkships
are,
we’d
absolutely
love
to
see
this
information.
If
you
have
it,
please
feel
free
to
email
us.

Did
your
law
school
make
the
cut?
If
it
did,
do
you
think
it
was
ranked
fairly?
If
it
didn’t
make
the
list
for
being
best
for
federal
clerkships,
do
you
agree
with
that
assessment?
Please email
us
 or
text
us
(646-820-8477)
your
thoughts.


Best
for
Federal
Clerkships
2025

[Princeton
Review]


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of
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Jake Paul Hires Biglaw Superstar Alex Spiro For Legal Knockout Punch – Above the Law



Ed.
note
:
Welcome
to
our
daily
feature,

Quote
of
the
Day
.


I’ve
been
retained
by
Mr.
Paul
to
pursue
legal
redress
for
the
damages
he
has
suffered.
If
someone
uses
their
public
soapbox
to
harm
him
and
the
sport
with
lies,
there
will
be
consequences.






Alex
Spiro
,
a
partner
at
Quinn
Emanuel
who
serves
as
co-chair
of
the
firm’s
investigations,
government
enforcement
&
white
collar
defense
practice,
in
comments
given
to
the

New
York
Post
,
on
his
representation
of
YouTuber,
boxer,
and
entertainment
personality

Jake
Paul
,
who
wants
to
take
a
legal
fight
to
those
who
claim
his
boxing
matches
are
fixed.


Staci Zaretsky




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Zaretsky
 is
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of
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where
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since
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Suing White Supremacists Considered Biglaw Brave In 2025 – Above the Law

Metropolitan
African
Methodist
Episcopal
Church
(Photo
by
Marvin
Joseph/The
Washington
Post
via
Getty
Images)

Paul,
Weiss
is
representing
Metropolitan
African
Methodist
Episcopal
Church
in

a
lawsuit

against
the
Hudson
Valley
Proud
Boys
and
their
president
William
Pepe.
The
historically
Black
church
is
suing
over
trademark
infringement,
as
Metropolitan
AME
was
awarded
Proud
Boys
International’s
interest
in
the
“Proud
Boys”
trademark
after
a
2020
attack
by
members
of
Proud
Boys.

In
a
normal
world,
this
is
the
sort
of
representation
that
the
firm
boasts
about
but
is
so
uncontroversial
that
it’s
not
really
“news.”

But

it’s
2025
,
so
this
qualifies
as
a
Big
Deal.

Donald
Trump’s

war
on
Biglaw
,
through

unconstitutional
Executive
Orders

designed

to
break
major
law
firms
 unless
they

bend
a
knee

to
Trump,
has
already
had
a
tremendous
impact
on
the
industry.
In
the face
of
financial
harm, 

nine
major
firms

sought
 Trump’s
seal
of
approval,
providing
pro
bono
payola,
that
is,
free
legal
services
on
behalf
of

conservative
clients
or
causes

in
order
to
avoid
Trumpian
retribution.
But

the
chilling
effect

is
even
greater
than
those
capitulating
firms,
because
pro
bono
and
public
interest
representations

by
Biglaw
firms

are
down


significantly


as
firms
don’t
want
to
risk
Trump’s
ire.

And
Paul,
Weiss
was
one
of
the
firms

the

very
first
firm
,
in
fact

that
capitulated
to
Trump.
Since
then,
the
firm
has
been
experiencing
the

consequences

of
their
actions

the
deal
with Trump
keeps
getting
worse
,
there’ve
been congressional
investigations
 and client
concerns
.
And,
of
course,
there’ve
been
bunches
lawyers bailing on the
firm
 to distance
themselves
 from
the
craven
capitulation

most
notably,
the
anticipated
20-odd
litigators
leaving
to
work
at
litigation
boutique
Dunn
Isaacson
Rhee,
the
firm created
in
the
wake
of
Paul,
Weiss’s
Trump
deal

So
Paul,
Weiss
taking
the
legal
fight
to
the
Hudson
Valley
Proud
Boys

and
Pepe,
who
was
pardoned
by
Trump
for
his
role
in
the
January
6th
attempted
coup

is

being
hailed

as
a
stance
against
the
president’s
agenda.
Let’s
not
get
too
excited
though.
When
it
comes
to
Biglaw
bravery,
the
firms
that

refused
to
ink
a
deal

with
Trump
and
are
actively
fighting
the
Biglaw
EOs
in
court
are
at
the
top
of
the
pyramid.
Then
the
firms

actively
litigating

against
key
aspects
of
Trump’s
agenda.
The
firms
that
capitulated
to
Trump
have
a
long
way
to
go
before
the
even
start
to
undo
the
damage
they’ve
done
to
the
rule
of
law
(and
even
in
that
category,

Milbank

is

lapping

Paul,
Weiss).

But
it’s
certainly
better
than
repping
the
Proud
Boys
in
this
case.




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Rubino
is
a
Senior
Editor
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Above
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Law,
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of

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Top Biglaw Firm Poaches 40+ Lawyers From Competitor In Latest Group Lateral Move – Above the Law

Group
lateral
moves
are
still
all
the
rage
in
Biglaw,
and
Crowell
&
Moring
ought
to
know

the
Am
Law
100
firm
just
gobbled
up
a
group
of
more
than
40
lawyers,
complete
with
16
partners,
from
Reed
Smith,
including
a
former
member
of
the
firm’s
executive
committee.

As
noted
by
the National
Law
Journal
,
earlier
today,
Crowell
confirmed
that
announced
that
a
16-partner
team
and
two
dozen
associates
from
Reed
Smith
would
be
joining
the
firm,
growing
its
health
care
litigation
practice
in
several
of
its
offices
across
the
country
and
creating
the
“premier
health
practice
in
the
country.” Here
are
some
additional
details:

[Martin]
Bishop,
who
will
co-chair
Crowell’s
health
care
group,
joins
the
firm’s
Chicago
office
along
with
partners
Steven
Hamilton,
Rebecca
Hanson,
Thomas
Hardy,
Daniel
Hofmeister,
Alexandra
Lucas,
Jason
Mayer,
Kevin
Tessier,
and
Bryan
Webster.

In
addition,
partners
Michelle
Cheng,
Lorenzo
Gasparetti,
Junga
Kim,
Amir
Shlesinger,
and
Kenneth
Smersfelt
will
join
in
Los
Angeles,
and
Karen
Braje
will
join
in
San
Francisco.

Meanwhile,
partner
Scott
Williams
will
be
based
in
Dallas,
where
Crowell
is
opening
an
office.
Crowell
is
still
scouting
an
office
space
in
Dallas,
according
to
[Crowell
chair
Phil]
Inglima.

Inglima
went
on
to
say
that
this
group
lateral
move
represents
a
“a
great
opportunity
to
take
a
major
step
forward
in
the
market,”
and
that
“there
are
really
endless
possibilities
for
what
we
can
do
for
clients
with
this
team
at
the
forefront,
and
that,
to
us,
was
an
extremely
exciting
prospect.”

Crowell’s
health
care
practice
will
officially
be
100
lawyers
strong
in
the
wake
of
its
lateral
raid
on
Reed
Smith.

“We’ve
worked
together,
we’ve
competed
with
each
other,
all
the
things
that
you
do
in
a
specialized
industry,”
Bishop
told
the
NLJ
in
an
interview.
“And
it
got
to
the
point
where
I
think
we
all
realized
that
our
clients
would
be
best
served
if
we
got
together.”

Congratulations
to
Crowell
&
Moring
on
its
successful
group
lateral
hire,
and
best
of
luck
to
everyone
who
will
soon
be
integrated
into
the
firm’s
health
care
practice.


Crowell
Hires
More
Than
40
Health
Care
Lawyers
From
Reed
Smith

[National
Law
Journal]


Staci Zaretsky




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Zaretsky
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editor
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Above
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Law,
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she’s
worked
since
2011.
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hear
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P. Diddy Taps On Trump Administration For Pardon Request – Above the Law

The
Onion
presents
itself
as
America’s
Finest
News
Source.
Speaking
frankly,
that
tongue-in-cheek
moniker
has
a
lot
going
for
it.

NYT
v.
Sullivan

has
to
take
the
cake
for
the
most
famous
legal
case
involving
a
newspaper,
but

The
Onion’s
brief

on
why
parody
requires
the
First
Amendment
as
a
foundation
hits
way
above
its
weight
class.
And
while
its
legal
jokes

like
most
of
its
other
humor

should
be
taken
with
a
grain
of
salt,
the
paper’s
jokes
are

occasionally
burdened
with
Apollo’s
gift
of
prophecy
.
You
may
remember

this
Onion
headline

from
May
of
2025:
“Sean
Combs
Asks
For
Quick
Trial
So
He
Can
Get
To
Part
Where
Trump
Pardons
Him.”

And
while
the
headline
made
for
a
good
guffhaw,
there’s
no
way
that
the
Freakoff
President
would
successfully
nab
a
pardon
from
a
President
accused
of
attending
underage
freakoffs,
right?
That
plan
is
crazy!
So
crazy
in
fact,
that
it
just
might
work:

Sean’s
lawyers
may
have
pitched
a
similar
argument
to
Trump
when
they
reached
out
to
him.

NBC

has
coverage:

Sean
“Diddy”
Combs’
defense
team
has
reached
out
to
President
Donald
Trump
seeking
a
pardon
after
his
conviction
on
prostitution-related
offenses,
a
source
close
to
the
legal
team
told
NBC
News
on
Tuesday.

Asked
about
pardons
in
an
interview
with
Newsmax
on
Friday,
Trump
said
“they
have
talked
to
me
about
Sean”
but
did
not
announce
any
decision.

The
source
close
to
Combs’
legal
team
confirmed
to
NBC
News
that
it
has
been
in
contact
with
the
Trump
administration.

A
zealous
defense
is
a
zealous
defense

Diddy’s
legal
team
would
be
fools
if
they
didn’t
whatever
avenue
could
get
their
clients
to
walk.
Trump
actually
has
a
pretty
strong
track
record
when
it
comes
to
protecting
rappers
from
legal
consequences.
He
famously

pardoned
Lil
Wayne
and
commuted
Kodak
Black’s
sentence

right
before
he
left
office
on
his
first
term
and

threatened
a
damned
trade
war
with
Sweden

if
they
didn’t
release
A$ap
Rocky
before
that.
If
the
amateur
porn
argument
isn’t
persuasive
enough
to
get
Combs
off
the
hook,
a
chance
at
a
presidential
pardon
is
a
strong
ace
in
the
hole.


Sean
‘Diddy’
Combs
Has
Reached
Out
To
Trump
About
Pardon,
Source
Says

[NBC
News]


Earlier
:

First
As
Parody,
Then
As
Free
Speech:
The
Onion
Goes
To
The
Supreme
Court.
It’s
About
As
Awesome
As
You’d
Suspect.



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a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
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Law
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2021.
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who
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learning
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interested
in
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philosophy,
and
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and
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love
for
cycling
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occasionally
annoys
his
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P. Diddy Taps On Trump Administration For Pardon Request – Above the Law

The
Onion
presents
itself
as
America’s
Finest
News
Source.
Speaking
frankly,
that
tongue-in-cheek
moniker
has
a
lot
going
for
it.

NYT
v.
Sullivan

has
to
take
the
cake
for
the
most
famous
legal
case
involving
a
newspaper,
but

The
Onion’s
brief

on
why
parody
requires
the
First
Amendment
as
a
foundation
hits
way
above
its
weight
class.
And
while
its
legal
jokes

like
most
of
its
other
humor

should
be
taken
with
a
grain
of
salt,
the
paper’s
jokes
are

occasionally
burdened
with
Apollo’s
gift
of
prophecy
.
You
may
remember

this
Onion
headline

from
May
of
2025:
“Sean
Combs
Asks
For
Quick
Trial
So
He
Can
Get
To
Part
Where
Trump
Pardons
Him.”

And
while
the
headline
made
for
a
good
guffhaw,
there’s
no
way
that
the
Freakoff
President
would
successfully
nab
a
pardon
from
a
President
accused
of
attending
underage
freakoffs,
right?
That
plan
is
crazy!
So
crazy
in
fact,
that
it
just
might
work:

Sean’s
lawyers
may
have
pitched
a
similar
argument
to
Trump
when
they
reached
out
to
him.

NBC

has
coverage:

Sean
“Diddy”
Combs’
defense
team
has
reached
out
to
President
Donald
Trump
seeking
a
pardon
after
his
conviction
on
prostitution-related
offenses,
a
source
close
to
the
legal
team
told
NBC
News
on
Tuesday.

Asked
about
pardons
in
an
interview
with
Newsmax
on
Friday,
Trump
said
“they
have
talked
to
me
about
Sean”
but
did
not
announce
any
decision.

The
source
close
to
Combs’
legal
team
confirmed
to
NBC
News
that
it
has
been
in
contact
with
the
Trump
administration.

A
zealous
defense
is
a
zealous
defense

Diddy’s
legal
team
would
be
fools
if
they
didn’t
whatever
avenue
could
get
their
clients
to
walk.
Trump
actually
has
a
pretty
strong
track
record
when
it
comes
to
protecting
rappers
from
legal
consequences.
He
famously

pardoned
Lil
Wayne
and
commuted
Kodak
Black’s
sentence

right
before
he
left
office
on
his
first
term
and

threatened
a
damned
trade
war
with
Sweden

if
they
didn’t
release
A$ap
Rocky
before
that.
If
the
amateur
porn
argument
isn’t
persuasive
enough
to
get
Combs
off
the
hook,
a
chance
at
a
presidential
pardon
is
a
strong
ace
in
the
hole.


Sean
‘Diddy’
Combs
Has
Reached
Out
To
Trump
About
Pardon,
Source
Says

[NBC
News]


Earlier
:

First
As
Parody,
Then
As
Free
Speech:
The
Onion
Goes
To
The
Supreme
Court.
It’s
About
As
Awesome
As
You’d
Suspect.



Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
 He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
is
learning
to
swim, is
interested
in
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected]
and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.

Will Somebody Habeas Corpus Habeas Corpus? – See Also – Above the Law

A
Vital
Part
Of
The
Constitution
Was
Just
Deleted
From
The
Congress
Website:
Very
convenient!
Surely
isn’t
a
cause
for
worry!
All’s
Fair
In
Love
And
Laterals:
Biglaw
firm
just
poached
over
40
lawyers
from
one
of
their
competitors.
Suing
White
Supremacists,
So
Brave:
No,
literally

that’s
the
point
in
history
we’re
at
right
now.
P.
Diddy
Reaches
Out
To
An
Old
Friend:
Lawyers
confirm
Diddy
reached
out
asking
Trump
for
a
pardon.
Planning
On
A
Federal
Clerkship?:
These
are
the
best
schools
to
aim
for!

P. Diddy Taps On Trump Administration For Pardon Request – Above the Law

The
Onion
presents
itself
as
America’s
Finest
News
Source.
Speaking
frankly,
that
tongue-in-cheek
moniker
has
a
lot
going
for
it.

NYT
v.
Sullivan

has
to
take
the
cake
for
the
most
famous
legal
case
involving
a
newspaper,
but

The
Onion’s
brief

on
why
parody
requires
the
First
Amendment
as
a
foundation
hits
way
above
its
weight
class.
And
while
its
legal
jokes

like
most
of
its
other
humor

should
be
taken
with
a
grain
of
salt,
the
paper’s
jokes
are

occasionally
burdened
with
Apollo’s
gift
of
prophecy
.
You
may
remember

this
Onion
headline

from
May
of
2025:
“Sean
Combs
Asks
For
Quick
Trial
So
He
Can
Get
To
Part
Where
Trump
Pardons
Him.”

And
while
the
headline
made
for
a
good
guffhaw,
there’s
no
way
that
the
Freakoff
President
would
successfully
nab
a
pardon
from
a
President
accused
of
attending
underage
freakoffs,
right?
That
plan
is
crazy!
So
crazy
in
fact,
that
it
just
might
work:

Sean’s
lawyers
may
have
pitched
a
similar
argument
to
Trump
when
they
reached
out
to
him.

NBC

has
coverage:

Sean
“Diddy”
Combs’
defense
team
has
reached
out
to
President
Donald
Trump
seeking
a
pardon
after
his
conviction
on
prostitution-related
offenses,
a
source
close
to
the
legal
team
told
NBC
News
on
Tuesday.

Asked
about
pardons
in
an
interview
with
Newsmax
on
Friday,
Trump
said
“they
have
talked
to
me
about
Sean”
but
did
not
announce
any
decision.

The
source
close
to
Combs’
legal
team
confirmed
to
NBC
News
that
it
has
been
in
contact
with
the
Trump
administration.

A
zealous
defense
is
a
zealous
defense

Diddy’s
legal
team
would
be
fools
if
they
didn’t
whatever
avenue
could
get
their
clients
to
walk.
Trump
actually
has
a
pretty
strong
track
record
when
it
comes
to
protecting
rappers
from
legal
consequences.
He
famously

pardoned
Lil
Wayne
and
commuted
Kodak
Black’s
sentence

right
before
he
left
office
on
his
first
term
and

threatened
a
damned
trade
war
with
Sweden

if
they
didn’t
release
A$ap
Rocky
before
that.
If
the
amateur
porn
argument
isn’t
persuasive
enough
to
get
Combs
off
the
hook,
a
chance
at
a
presidential
pardon
is
a
strong
ace
in
the
hole.


Sean
‘Diddy’
Combs
Has
Reached
Out
To
Trump
About
Pardon,
Source
Says

[NBC
News]


Earlier
:

First
As
Parody,
Then
As
Free
Speech:
The
Onion
Goes
To
The
Supreme
Court.
It’s
About
As
Awesome
As
You’d
Suspect.



Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
 He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
is
learning
to
swim, is
interested
in
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected]
and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.

P. Diddy Taps On Trump Administration For Pardon Request – Above the Law

The
Onion
presents
itself
as
America’s
Finest
News
Source.
Speaking
frankly,
that
tongue-in-cheek
moniker
has
a
lot
going
for
it.

NYT
v.
Sullivan

has
to
take
the
cake
for
the
most
famous
legal
case
involving
a
newspaper,
but

The
Onion’s
brief

on
why
parody
requires
the
First
Amendment
as
a
foundation
hits
way
above
its
weight
class.
And
while
its
legal
jokes

like
most
of
its
other
humor

should
be
taken
with
a
grain
of
salt,
the
paper’s
jokes
are

occasionally
burdened
with
Apollo’s
gift
of
prophecy
.
You
may
remember

this
Onion
headline

from
May
of
2025:
“Sean
Combs
Asks
For
Quick
Trial
So
He
Can
Get
To
Part
Where
Trump
Pardons
Him.”

And
while
the
headline
made
for
a
good
guffhaw,
there’s
no
way
that
the
Freakoff
President
would
successfully
nab
a
pardon
from
a
President
accused
of
attending
underage
freakoffs,
right?
That
plan
is
crazy!
So
crazy
in
fact,
that
it
just
might
work:

Sean’s
lawyers
may
have
pitched
a
similar
argument
to
Trump
when
they
reached
out
to
him.

NBC

has
coverage:

Sean
“Diddy”
Combs’
defense
team
has
reached
out
to
President
Donald
Trump
seeking
a
pardon
after
his
conviction
on
prostitution-related
offenses,
a
source
close
to
the
legal
team
told
NBC
News
on
Tuesday.

Asked
about
pardons
in
an
interview
with
Newsmax
on
Friday,
Trump
said
“they
have
talked
to
me
about
Sean”
but
did
not
announce
any
decision.

The
source
close
to
Combs’
legal
team
confirmed
to
NBC
News
that
it
has
been
in
contact
with
the
Trump
administration.

A
zealous
defense
is
a
zealous
defense

Diddy’s
legal
team
would
be
fools
if
they
didn’t
whatever
avenue
could
get
their
clients
to
walk.
Trump
actually
has
a
pretty
strong
track
record
when
it
comes
to
protecting
rappers
from
legal
consequences.
He
famously

pardoned
Lil
Wayne
and
commuted
Kodak
Black’s
sentence

right
before
he
left
office
on
his
first
term
and

threatened
a
damned
trade
war
with
Sweden

if
they
didn’t
release
A$ap
Rocky
before
that.
If
the
amateur
porn
argument
isn’t
persuasive
enough
to
get
Combs
off
the
hook,
a
chance
at
a
presidential
pardon
is
a
strong
ace
in
the
hole.


Sean
‘Diddy’
Combs
Has
Reached
Out
To
Trump
About
Pardon,
Source
Says

[NBC
News]


Earlier
:

First
As
Parody,
Then
As
Free
Speech:
The
Onion
Goes
To
The
Supreme
Court.
It’s
About
As
Awesome
As
You’d
Suspect.



Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
 He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
is
learning
to
swim, is
interested
in
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected]
and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.

P. Diddy Taps On Trump Administration For Pardon Request – Above the Law

The
Onion
presents
itself
as
America’s
Finest
News
Source.
Speaking
frankly,
that
tongue-in-cheek
moniker
has
a
lot
going
for
it.

NYT
v.
Sullivan

has
to
take
the
cake
for
the
most
famous
legal
case
involving
a
newspaper,
but

The
Onion’s
brief

on
why
parody
requires
the
First
Amendment
as
a
foundation
hits
way
above
its
weight
class.
And
while
its
legal
jokes

like
most
of
its
other
humor

should
be
taken
with
a
grain
of
salt,
the
paper’s
jokes
are

occasionally
burdened
with
Apollo’s
gift
of
prophecy
.
You
may
remember

this
Onion
headline

from
May
of
2025:
“Sean
Combs
Asks
For
Quick
Trial
So
He
Can
Get
To
Part
Where
Trump
Pardons
Him.”

And
while
the
headline
made
for
a
good
guffhaw,
there’s
no
way
that
the
Freakoff
President
would
successfully
nab
a
pardon
from
a
President
accused
of
attending
underage
freakoffs,
right?
That
plan
is
crazy!
So
crazy
in
fact,
that
it
just
might
work:

Sean’s
lawyers
may
have
pitched
a
similar
argument
to
Trump
when
they
reached
out
to
him.

NBC

has
coverage:

Sean
“Diddy”
Combs’
defense
team
has
reached
out
to
President
Donald
Trump
seeking
a
pardon
after
his
conviction
on
prostitution-related
offenses,
a
source
close
to
the
legal
team
told
NBC
News
on
Tuesday.

Asked
about
pardons
in
an
interview
with
Newsmax
on
Friday,
Trump
said
“they
have
talked
to
me
about
Sean”
but
did
not
announce
any
decision.

The
source
close
to
Combs’
legal
team
confirmed
to
NBC
News
that
it
has
been
in
contact
with
the
Trump
administration.

A
zealous
defense
is
a
zealous
defense

Diddy’s
legal
team
would
be
fools
if
they
didn’t
whatever
avenue
could
get
their
clients
to
walk.
Trump
actually
has
a
pretty
strong
track
record
when
it
comes
to
protecting
rappers
from
legal
consequences.
He
famously

pardoned
Lil
Wayne
and
commuted
Kodak
Black’s
sentence

right
before
he
left
office
on
his
first
term
and

threatened
a
damned
trade
war
with
Sweden

if
they
didn’t
release
A$ap
Rocky
before
that.
If
the
amateur
porn
argument
isn’t
persuasive
enough
to
get
Combs
off
the
hook,
a
chance
at
a
presidential
pardon
is
a
strong
ace
in
the
hole.


Sean
‘Diddy’
Combs
Has
Reached
Out
To
Trump
About
Pardon,
Source
Says

[NBC
News]


Earlier
:

First
As
Parody,
Then
As
Free
Speech:
The
Onion
Goes
To
The
Supreme
Court.
It’s
About
As
Awesome
As
You’d
Suspect.



Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
 He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
is
learning
to
swim, is
interested
in
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected]
and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.