Morning Docket: 04.22.26 – Above the Law

*
DOJ
announces
that
it
has
secured
an
indictment
of
the
Southern
Poverty
Law
Center,
alleging
the
organization
supported
hate
groups
by
using
funds
to
pay
people
to
infiltrate
those
hate
groups

which,
ironically,
is
something
the
DOJ
historically
does.
[AP
News

*
Fifth
Circuit
rules
that
states
can
force
public
schools
to
hang
the
Ten
Commandments.
When
asked
about
the
ample
historical
record
that
Americans
at
the
time
the
First
Amendment
was
ratified
would
have
rejected
this
result,
the
originalists
on
the
court
declared
that
“original”
is
not
a
matter
of
“fact”
but
a
judge’s
individual
legal
assessment.
[Reuters]

*
Do
the
leaked
Supreme
Court
memos
really
show
Roberts
at
his
worst?
Because

Shelby
County

exists.
[Slate]

*
Have
advances
in
AI
threatened
the
legacy
legal
research
companies?
[Legaltech
News
]

*
Another
law
school
ranking
is
right
around
the
corner.
[Law.com]

*
Roblox
settles
with
the
West
Virginia
AG’s
office
for
$11.5
million.
The
state
wants
more
child
safety
protections
in
the
video
game.
Last
year
West
Virginia
loosened
its
child
labor
laws.
Yearning
for
the
real
mines
is
good,
building
them
on
the
computer
is
bad.
[Law360]

*
Judge
who
handcuffed
child
in
Texas
has
charges
dropped
provided
she
never
attempts
to
judge
again.
[ABA
Journal
]

You Don’t Always Get What You Pay For – See Also – Above the Law

Multibillion-Dollar
Firm
Caught
Up
On
AI
Hallucinations:
Sullivan
&
Cromwell
needs
to
up
their
editing
process.
Who
Exactly
Wrote
Kash’s
Complaint?:
The
$250M
lawsuit
looks
like
it
has
AI
ink
all
over
it.
Racing
To
Employment:
Law
school
shifts
academic
program
to
the
fall
to
account
for
Biglaw
hiring
schedules.
No
Longer
Optional:
Mississippi
School
of
Law
now
requires
that
students
learn
to
use
AI.
The
T10
Of
Design:
These
schools
have
some
of
the
best
law
school
buildings!

Meet The New Prosecutor On The Brennan Case. He Already Called The Defendant A ‘Real Traitor.’ – Above the Law

John
Brennan
(Photo
by:
William
B.
Plowman/NBC/NBC
Newswire/NBCUniversal
via
Getty
Images)

Let’s
talk
about
a
pattern,
because
at
this
point
it’s
too
clear
to
ignore.

You’re
a
career
federal
prosecutor.
You’ve
been
handed
a
politically
charged
case

one
the
president
of
the
United
States
has
loudly
demanded
result
in
criminal
charges
against
a
high-profile
political
enemy.
You
review
the
evidence.
You
conclude,
professionally
and
in
good
faith,
that
the
evidence
doesn’t
support
charges.
You
tell
your
superiors.
You
get
fired.

Then
a
loyalist
comes
in
and
charges
the
target
anyway,
which
gets
unraveled
by
the
application
of
basic
legal
standards.

We
have
watched
this
happen
already.
And
now,
it
looks
like
the
Department
of
Justice
wants
to
run
it
back.


CNN
reported
Friday
 that
Maria
Medetis
Long,
the
career
national
security
prosecutor
in
Miami
who
had
been
leading
the
criminal
investigation
into
former
CIA
Director
John
Brennan,
was
removed
from
the
case.
The
reason? The
Associated
Press
confirmed
 she
had
told
her
superiors
she
didn’t
believe
there
was
sufficient
evidence
to
support
a
criminal
prosecution.

Her
successor? CNN
reported
Saturday
 that
the
DOJ
has
brought
in
Joseph
diGenova,
an
81-year-old
attorney,
longtime
Trump
surrogate,
Fox
News
and
Newsmax
regular,
and
member
of
Trump’s
2020
election-overturn
legal
team,
to
take
over
as
“counselor
to
the
attorney
general”
on
the
Brennan
investigation.
He
will
be
working
out
of
Fort
Pierce,
Florida.

If
you’re
wondering
why
Fort
Pierce
specifically…
well,
that’s
where
Judge
Aileen
Cannon
sits.
Yes, that Judge
Cannon.
The
same
judge
who
dismissed
Jack
Smith’s
classified
documents
indictment
of
Trump
on
Appointments
Clause
grounds

a
ruling
that,
as
we’ll
discuss,
has
some
uncomfortable
implications
for
the
current
situation.

The
DOJ
spokesperson,
when
asked
about
removing
a
seasoned
career
prosecutor
from
one
of
the
country’s
most
sensitive
political
cases,
described
it
as
“healthy
and
normal.”
That’s…
one
way
to
describe
swapping
out
the
lead
prosecutor
on
a
case
because
she
concluded
there
wasn’t
enough
evidence.

The
investigation
stems
from a
2023
referral
from
the
Republican-led
House
Judiciary
Committee
,
specifically,
from
Chairman
Jim
Jordan,
alleging
that
Brennan
lied
to
Congress
about
whether
the
CIA
relied
on
the
so-called
Steele
dossier
when
drafting
the
2017
Intelligence
Community
Assessment
that
found
Russia
interfered
in
the
2016
election
to
help
Trump.
Brennan
denies
it.
The
Steele
dossier,
for
the
uninitiated,
contained
salacious
and
largely
unverified
allegations
against
then-candidate
Trump,
and
conservatives
have
spent
years
arguing
it
was
the
shadowy
engine
that
drove
the
entire
Russia
investigation.
That
claim
is,
to
put
it
mildly,
disputed.

This
is
not
a
new
grievance
for
Trump

it’s
one
of
his
longest-standing
political
obsessions.
For
months,
the
DOJ
has
been
pursuing
charges
against
Brennan
with
increasing
urgency,
particularly
after Trump
fired
Pam
Bondi
as
Attorney
General
in
part
because
of
frustration

that
she
hadn’t
successfully
prosecuted
enough
political
enemies.

Running
the
department
now
is
Todd
Blanche,
Trump’s
former
personal
defense
attorney
who,
at
his
first
press
conference
as
acting
AG,
told
reporters
the
DOJ
was
not
focused
on
going
after
Trump’s
political
opponents,
while
literally
overseeing
a
sprawling
set
of
investigations
into
Trump’s
political
opponents. NBC
News
noted
 that
Blanche
has
publicly
stated
Trump
has
“the
right
to
be
involved
in
seeking
investigations
against
people
he
has
had
issues
with.”
That
framing
alone
drew
sharp
criticism
from
legal
ethics
experts.

So,
who
*is*
diGenova?
DiGenova
represented
Trump’s
campaign
in
its
efforts
to
overturn
the
2020
election
results,
and
has
spent
years
on
cable
news
calling
John
Brennan
“real
traitor”
 and
demanding
criminal
charges
against
him,
which
makes
him

a
choice

for
the
prosecutor
overseeing
the
case
against
Brennan.
He
also,
in
2020,

said
on
television

that
Christopher
Krebs

the
cybersecurity
official
who
confirmed
the
election
was
secure

should
be “drawn
and
quartered”
and
“shot.”
 He
later
apologized
after
Krebs
alleged
the
comments
inspired
death
threats
against
him.

He
has
not
worked
as
a
prosecutor
in
decades

his
last
stint
was
as
U.S.
Attorney
for
D.C.
under
Reagan
in
the
1980s,
and
he
did
a
few
counsel
investigations
in
the
90s.
His
wife,

Victoria
Toensing
,
is
also
a
prominent

pro-Trump
legal
commentator
,
which
is
very
normal
for
someone
now
heading
a
major
federal
investigation.

The
last
time
Trump
demanded
prosecutions
of
political
enemies,
installed
a
loyalist
to
bring
them,
and
bypassed
the
concerns
of
career
prosecutors,
the
results
were
catastrophic
for
the
administration’s
legal
credibility. Erik
Siebert,
the
(now
former)
U.S.
attorney
for
the
Eastern
District
of
Virginia,

stood
by
his
career
lawyers’
judgment

that
the
cases
against
James
Comey
and
Letitia
James
lacked
sufficient
evidence.
Trump
fired
him.
Lindsey
Halligan,
installed
as
a
loyalist
replacement,
promptly
secured
indictments
against
both.

But
it
wasn’t
a
happy
ending
for
MAGAland.
A
federal
judge
went
on
to
throw
both
cases
out,
concluding
that
Halligan
had
been
unlawfully
appointed. The
result
was
worse
than
no
prosecution
at
all —
a
public
embarrassment
that
handed
critics
a
ready-made
argument
about
politicized
justice,
and
let
both
Comey
and
James
walk
away
looking
like
victims.

The
formal
legal
authority
and
office
structure
for
diGenova’s
title
have
not
been
publicly
detailed. Given
that
Judge
Cannon
herself

the
very
judge
in
whose
courthouse
this
grand
jury
sits

previously
dismissed
an
indictment
because
she
concluded
the
appointment
of
a
special
prosecutor
violated
the
Appointments
Clause,
defense
lawyers
in
the
Brennan
case
already
have
a
well-lit
roadmap
for
a
constitutional
challenge
that

could

unwind
any
indictment
diGenova
might
produce.
Of
course,
Cannon
is

more
political
hack
than
disciplined
jurist
,
should
it
come
to
it,
don’t
hold
your
breath
expecting
her
to
apply
the
made-up
standard
in
a
way
that
hurts
Trump’s
personal
priorities.

Maria
Medetis
Long
was
not
a
political
appointee.
She
was
not
a
“resistance”
figure.
She
was
a
career
national
security
prosecutor
in
Miami

someone
who
had
spent
years
working
these
cases

and
she
told
her
superiors,
professionally,
that
she
didn’t
think
there
was
enough
evidence
to
bring
charges.
That
judgment
was
not
rewarded
with
a
respectful
disagreement.
It
was
punished
with
removal.

The
message
that
sends
to
every
career
federal
prosecutor
still
at
the
Department

and
it’s
not
subtle

is
that
the
professional
standard
is
no
longer
“follow
the
evidence.”
It
is
“reach
the
conclusion
leadership
wants,
or
be
replaced
by
someone
who
will.”


Earlier:


The
Courts
Did
Their
Job.
Will
The
State
Bar
Finally
Do
Something
About
Lindsey
Halligan?


Lindsey
Halligan
Resolves
To
Embarrass
Herself
At
SCOTUS
In
2026


Botched
No
Bill
For
Tish
James
Reveals
Halligan’s
Case
Is
Bullshit


Lindsey
Halligan
Humiliated
In
Court.
Again.


Lindsey
Halligan
Manages
To
Lose
Two
Cases
At
Once,
Which
Is
Honestly
Impressive


Lindsey
Halligan’s
Day
In
Court


Lindsey
Halligan’s
Math
Ain’t
Mathin’


Comey
Files
Motions
To
Dismiss
For
MA’AM
DO
YOU
EVEN
LAW?


The
Tish
James
Indictment
Looks
Like
Country-Fried
BS


James
Comey
Taps
Small
Law
To
Defend
Him
Against
Witch
Hunt




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Rubino
is
a
Senior
Editor
at
Above
the
Law,
host
of

The
Jabot
podcast
,
and
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of

Thinking
Like
A
Lawyer
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Why Your Story, Engagement, And Empathy Matter More Than Ever – Above the Law

In
this
session,
I
sit
down
with
Megan
Hargroder,
founder
of
Legends
Legal
Marketing,
to
unpack
what
truly
builds
trust
in
today’s
legal
marketplace.

In
an
era
where
clients
research
lawyers
long
before
making
contact,
credibility
is
no
longer
built
in
the
first
meeting.
It
is
built
online,
through
story,
presence,
and
authenticity.

The
conversation
centers
on
how
lawyers
can
create
connection,
earn
visibility,
and
position
themselves
as
trusted
advocates
before
a
client
ever
picks
up
the
phone.


Your
Why:
Connect
Through
Stories
and
Build
Trust

Megan
emphasizes
that
trust
begins
with
realness.
When
lawyers
share
their
story
and
the
reason
behind
their
work,
clients
see
themselves
reflected
in
that
narrative.

Clients
are
not
simply
hiring
legal
skill.
They
are
looking
for
alignment,
empathy,
and
shared
values.
Storytelling
bridges
that
gap.


Why
Real
Engagement
Beats
Old
SEO
Tricks

Megan
explains
that
search
visibility
has
evolved.
The
era
of
shortcuts
and
technical
manipulation
is
fading.
Search
engines
and
AI
platforms
are
increasingly
prioritizing
real
engagement.

If
people
are
visiting
your
website,
staying
on
it,
interacting
with
your
content,
and
leaving
reviews,
those
are
the
signals
that
matter.


How
Empathy
and
Authority
Drive
Client
Decisions

What
makes
a
lawyer
feel
trustworthy
before
the
first
conversation
ever
happens?
Megan
answers
directly.
It
comes
down
to
empathy
and
authority.



Watch
the
Full
Video

The
legal
profession
has
always
been
built
on
trust.
Today,
that
trust
is
earned
earlier
and
reinforced
more
publicly
than
ever
before.

Lawyers
who
clarify
their
why,
engage
authentically,
and
demonstrate
both
empathy
and
expertise
position
themselves
for
sustainable
growth
in
a
rapidly
evolving
marketplace.




Steve
Fretzin
is
a
five-time
bestselling
author,
host
of
the BE
THAT
LAWYER and Future
Rainmakers podcasts,
and
a
business
development
coach
who
works
exclusively
with
attorneys.
For
more
than
18
years,
he
has
helped
lawyers
build
strong
books
of
business
without
selling,
pitching,
or
chasing,
using
his
proven
Sales-Free
Selling™
approach.
His
clients
consistently
become
top
rainmakers
and
credit
his
coaching
and
systems
for
driving
meaningful,
measurable
growth.



Steve
can
be
reached
directly
at [email protected],
or
through
his
website
at www.bethatlawyer.com.
Connect
with
him
on
LinkedIn
at https://www.linkedin.com/in/stevefretzin.
His
ALL
NEW BE
THAT
LAWYER
Community is
changing
how
lawyers
develop
the
skills
never
taught
in
law
school.
Learn
more
at www.bethatlawyer.com/community

The Supreme Court’s Side Hustle Is Here, And Your Kids Are Gonna Love It – Above the Law

(Image
via
Getty)



Ed.
note
:
Welcome
to
our
daily
feature, Quote
of
the
Day
.


This
Supreme
Court
is
deeply
divided
on
issues,
and
the
public
is
more
familiar
with
each
justice
than
ever
before
because
of
social
media.
Publishers
understand
that
audiences
are
invested.



— 
Kathleen
Schmidt,
a
publishing
veteran,
in
comments
given
to
the

ABA
Journal
,
concerning
Supreme
Court
justices’
forays
into
writing
children’s
books
that
sell
incredibly
well.
“Public
figure/celebrity
children’s
books
make
it
harder
for
non-celebrity
authors
to
publish
children’s
books,”
she
said.
“When
publishers
know
a
big
name
can
be
attached
to
these
books,
they
(rightly)
assume
they
will
sell
well.”
Thus
far,
Justices
Sonia
Sotomayor,
Ketanji
Brown
Jackson,
and
Neil
Gorsuch
have
penned
“kid
lit,”
which
has
earned
them
tens
of
thousands
of
dollars.





Staci
Zaretsky
 is
the
managing
editor
of
Above
the
Law,
where
she’s
worked
since
2011.
She’d
love
to
hear
from
you,
so
please
feel
free
to email her
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questions,
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on LinkedIn.

Headed To Mississippi Law? Prepare To Get Used To AI – Above the Law

Quick,
name
the
canon
introductory
courses
for
law
students.
Constitutional
Law,
Torts,
Contracts,
Criminal
Law,
Civil
Procedure,
Property,
and
Legal
Writing.
Did
you
get
them
all?
Great!
Unless
you’re
planning
to
start
your
legal
career
at
Mississippi
College
School
of
Law.
Recently,
Justice
Sotomayor
advised
law
students
to

master
AI

before
they
graduate.
Once
optional,
Mississippi
law
students’
grades
will
now
depend
on
their
rapid
adoption
of
artificial
intelligence.

Huff
Post

has
coverage:

Mississippi
College
School
of
Law
is
one
of
the
first
schools
in
the
nation
to
tackle
the
growing
influence
of
artificial
intelligence
in
jurisprudence
by
making
AI
education
mandatory
for
all
students.

For
John
Anderson,
dean
of
the
school,
the
goal
is
to
train
law
students
“to
use
the
technology
effectively,
efficiently,
and
ethically
and
avoid
a
lot
of
the
headlines
that
you’ve
seen
already
where
lawyers
take
shortcuts
by
using
these
technologies.”

MC
is
the
first
law
school
in
the
Southeast
to
require
all
students
to
complete
an
AI
course.
While
the
school
has
other
AI
classes,
a
general
course
is
now
mandatory
for
all
first-year
students.

Many

schools
in
the
T14
moved
to
incorporate
Harvey

as
an
option
for
law
students,
but
they’ve
(as
far
as
we
know)
left
its
adoption
up
to
the
students’
discretion.
Mississippi
trained
their
students
using

Wickard
AI
.
The
dean
is
right
to
warn
students
that
shoddy
work
and
AI
make
for
great
headlines
and
career
damage

just
remain
cautious,
you
don’t
want
to
become
so
dependent
on
the
service
that
you
miss
out
on
the
grunt
work
that
makes
you
think
like
a
lawyer.
Getting
the

Palsgraf

holding
from
a
Quimbee
summary
might
be
enough
to
get
you
through
a
cold
call
or
the
points
you
need
for
an
essay
question,
but
personally
parsing
through
difficult
text
for
extended
periods
of
time
is
a
hard-won
skill
that
will
serve
you
in
the
long
run.
You

will

have
to
do
the
work
on
your
own
at
some
point.
After
all,
running
your
client’s
information
through
some
LLMs

can
be
enough
to
void
attorney-client
privilege
.
This
is
the
sort
of
obvious
stuff
that
should
be
covered
in
the
class,
but
what’s
the
harm
in
reinforcing
the
lessons
you
picked
up
from
a
two-day
course?

Best
of
luck

forced
guinea
pigs
,
early
adapters!
Make
the
most
of
your
legal
education
and
try
to
stay
sane
in
the
process.
I’d
say
that
generally,
but
the
advice

takes
a
more
clinical
tone

when
it
comes
to
regular
AI
use.


Mississippi
Law
School
Makes
AI
Education
Mandatory
For
All
Students

[Huff
Post]


Earlier
:

Justice
Sotomayor
Advises
Law
Students
On
AI
Adoption

There
Should
Have
Been
A
Stronger
Warning


Lawyers
Using
ChatGPT:
Let’s
Be
Careful


Harvey
Snags
Even
More
Seats
In
The
T14!



Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
 He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boat
builder
who
is
learning
to
swim
and
is
interested
in
rhetoric,
Spinozists
and
humor.
Getting
back
in
to
cycling
wouldn’t
hurt
either.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at


[email protected]

and
by
Tweet/Bluesky
at @WritesForRent.

A Public Service Announcement: Legal Tech Companies, Here Are Your Celebrity Endorsers

It
started
with
Harvey,
the
legal
AI
company
that
signed
Gabriel
Macht

the
actor
who
played
Harvey
Specter
on

Suits


as
a
brand
ambassador.
Then
Legora
one-upped
everyone
by
signing
the
actor
Jude
Law,
building
a
whole
campaign
around
the
tagline,
“Law
just
got
more
attractive,”
and
shooting
the
thing
with
an
Oscar-winning
cinematographer.

Harvey
also
locked
up
deals
with
Paris
Saint-Germain
and
Fulham
FC.
Legora
countered
with
Swedish
golfer
Ludvig
Åberg
and
a
multi-year
sponsorship
deal
with
the
New
York
Yankees
and
Aaron
Judge.

Yes,
Aaron
Judge.
Which
means
Legora
managed
to
sign
both
a
Law
and
a
Judge
in
the
span
of
a
single
week.
At
this
rate,
it
will
have
a
full
courtroom
of
sponsors
in
no
time.

Not
to
be
left
out,
the
rest
of
the
legal
tech
industry
is
surely
scrambling
to
find
their
own
celebrity
names
with
a
legal
hook.

Thus,
as
a
public
service,
I
have
taken
it
upon
myself
to
compile
this
handy
list
of
celebrities
whose
monikers
make
them
natural-born
legal
tech
spokespeople.

You’re
welcome.


  • Lawyer
    Milloy
    ,
    former
    NFL
    safety.
    With
    an
    actual
    first
    name
    of
    Lawyer,
    this
    one
    is
    almost
    too
    easy.
    A
    four-time
    Pro
    Bowl
    selection,
    Super
    Bowl
    champion
    with
    the
    Patriots,
    and
    a
    15-year
    NFL
    veteran,
    Milloy
    was
    known
    on
    the
    gridiron
    for
    delivering
    bone-crushing
    hits.
    With
    that
    kind
    of
    reputation,
    the
    marketing
    copy
    writes
    itself:
    “With
    Lawyer
    on
    your
    side,
    opposing
    counsel
    doesn’t
    stand
    a
    chance.”

  • Derek
    Law
    ,
    MLB
    pitcher.
    A
    journeyman
    reliever
    over
    nearly
    a
    decade
    in
    the
    majors,
    Law
    was
    the
    kind
    of
    dependable
    arm
    a
    manager
    could
    call
    on
    in
    high-pressure
    situations.
    Sound
    familiar?
    That
    is
    basically
    the
    pitch
    for
    every
    legal
    AI
    tool
    on
    the
    market.
    Even
    better,
    his
    teammates
    called
    him
    “Lawdog”
    and
    he

    used
    that
    nickname
    on
    his
    jersey

    during
    the
    2019
    MLB
    Players’
    Weekend.
    What
    legal
    tech
    vendor
    wouldn’t
    want
    to
    claim
    it
    has
    the
    Lawdog
    on
    its
    team?

  • Courtney
    Love
    ,
    musician.
    As
    if
    having
    “court”
    in
    her
    name
    were
    not
    enough,
    the
    unfortunate
    fact
    is
    that
    the
    Hole
    frontwoman
    and
    widow
    of
    Kurt
    Cobain
    has
    spent
    as
    much
    time
    in
    courtrooms
    over
    the
    years
    as
    some
    practicing
    attorneys.
    Sure,
    she
    was
    there
    as
    a
    a
    party,
    not
    a
    lawyer,
    but
    it’s
    the
    experience
    that 
    counts.
    Possible
    slogan
    for
    having
    her
    front
    a
    campaign
    for
    a
    legal
    tech
    company:
    “Fall
    in
    love
    with
    Court
    again.”

  • Victoria
    Justice
    ,
    actress
    and
    singer.
    The
    former
    Nickelodeon
    star
    brings
    a
    massive
    social
    media
    following
    (more
    than
    24
    million
    on
    Instagram
    alone)
    and
    a
    squeaky-clean
    image
    that’s
    tailor-made
    for
    legal
    tech
    marketing.
    “Justice”
    is
    right
    there
    in
    the
    name,
    and
    her
    fan
    base
    skews
    young

    perfect
    for
    a
    company
    trying
    to
    target
    the
    next
    generation
    of
    lawyers.
    A
    possible
    tagline:
    “Justice
    for
    all

    powered
    by
    AI.”

  • Acie
    Law
    IV
    ,
    former
    NBA
    guard.
    After
    four
    seasons
    in
    the
    NBA,
    Law
    went
    on
    to
    win
    two
    EuroLeague
    championships
    with
    Olympiacos
    in
    Greece
    and
    then
    a
    career
    as
    an
    NBA
    exec.
    But
    here
    is
    all
    you
    really
    need
    to
    know:
    This
    man
    has
    a
    tattoo
    that
    says,
    “Lord’s
    Favorite
    Lawman.”
    If
    a
    legal
    tech
    company
    doesn’t
    sign
    him
    immediately,
    the
    entire
    marketing
    profession
    has
    failed.
    Note
    to
    legal
    research
    companies:
    He
    even
    comes
    with
    “precedent”

    his
    name
    spans
    four
    generations
    of
    Acie
    Laws.

  • Mark
    Justice
    ,
    Magic:
    The
    Gathering
    champion.
    The
    first
    superstar
    of
    professional
    Magic,
    Justice
    was
    the
    1995
    U.S.
    National
    Champion
    and
    was
    widely
    considered
    the
    best
    player
    in
    the
    world.
    For
    a
    legal
    tech
    company
    marketing
    to
    a
    customer
    base
    that
    skews
    heavily
    towards
    detail-obsessed
    analytical
    thinkers,
    signing
    the
    original
    card-game
    tactician
    would
    be
    a
    coup.
    Unfortunately,
    there
    is
    the
    little
    matter
    of
    Justice’s
    disqualification
    from
    a
    Pro
    Tour
    for,
    let’s
    say,
    “procedural
    irregularities.”
    But,
    come
    to
    think
    of
    it,
    that
    might
    only
    make
    him
    more
    suited
    as
    a
    legal
    industry
    figure.

  • Matthew
    Justice
    ,
    professional
    wrestler.
    In
    the
    ring,
    Justice’s
    signature
    moves
    include
    “Air
    Justice”
    and
    the
    “Justice
    Driver,”
    and
    his
    nickname
    is
    “Thrash
    Justice.”
    A
    legal
    tech
    company
    that
    puts
    this
    Justice
    in
    an
    ad
    is
    making
    a
    very
    specific
    statement
    about
    the
    capabilities
    of
    its
    product.

  • Lauren
    Justice
    ,
    singer.
     A
    pop
    recording
    artist
    who
    performs
    simply
    as
    “Justice,”
    her
    2012
    debut
    single,
    “Find
    a
    Way,”
    reached
    No.
    30
    on
    the
    Billboard
    Indicator
    Chart.
    For
    a
    legal
    tech
    company,
    “Find
    a
    Way”
    is
    a
    perfectly
    on-brand
    song
    title
    that
    could
    easily
    double
    as
    a
    tagline
    for
    an
    AI-powered
    legal
    research
    tool.
    “When
    you
    can’t
    find
    the
    precedent
    you
    need,
    Justice
    will
    find
    a
    way.”

  • Judge
    Reinhold
    ,
    the
    actor
    from

    Beverly
    Hills
    Cop

    and

    Fast
    Times
    at
    Ridgemont
    High.

    His
    name
    isn’t
    actually
    Judge
    (it’s
    Edward),
    but
    he’s
    been
    “Judge”
    his
    whole
    career.
    He
    even
    parodied
    it
    on
    both
    the

    Clerks

    and

    Arrested
    Development

    TV
    shows,
    where
    he
    played
    the
    character
    “Honorable
    Judge
    Reinhold.”
    I
    mean,
    clearly
    he
    gets
    it.

Two
‘Spiritual’
Possibilities

Two
other
well-known
names
would
be
perfect
candidates
to
endorse
legal
products,
if
not
for
the
inconvenient
fact
of
their
both
having
moved
“to
the
cloud.”
But
with
a
little
AI
deep-fake
magic,
either
could
easily
be
revived.


  • Buford
    T.
    Justice
    ,
    the
    fictional
    sheriff
    from

    Smokey
    and
    the
    Bandit
    .
    Jackie
    Gleason,
    the
    actor
    who
    played
    Justice,
    died
    in
    1987.
    Still,
    licensing
    the
    character
    for
    a
    legal
    tech
    campaign
    would
    be
    inspired.
    After
    all,
    Sheriff
    Justice
    spent
    three
    entire
    movies
    in
    an
    obsessive
    pursuit
    of
    a
    suspect
    across
    state
    lines,
    refusing
    to
    give
    up
    despite
    every
    conceivable
    setback.
    Doesn’t
    the
    best
    legal
    tech
    help
    lawyers
    overcome
    setbacks
    and
    obsessively
    pursue
    their
    goals?

  • Jerry
    Springer
    ,
    former
    host
    of

    Judge
    Jerry.

     Springer,
    who
    died
    in
    2023,
    and
    who
    actually
    had
    a
    law
    degree,
    spent
    the
    final
    years
    of
    his
    TV
    career
    presiding
    over
    a
    syndicated
    courtroom
    show.
    Before
    that,
    he
    hosted
    28
    seasons
    of
    the
    eponymous
    (and
    notorious)
    daytime
    talk
    show
    once
    called
    “the
    worst
    show
    in
    the
    history
    of
    television.”
    Springer
    would
    be
    the
    ultimate
    legal
    tech
    spokesperson,
    a
    man
    who
    could
    credibly
    say:
    “I’ve
    seen
    every
    dispute
    imaginable

    and
    trust
    me,
    this
    software
    would
    have
    helped.”

So
look,
legal
tech
companies,
the
clock
is
ticking.
If
you’re
still
relying
on
product
demos
and
white
papers
to
differentiate
your
brand,
I’m
sorry
to
inform
you
that
your
competitors
are
now
deploying
Hollywood
A-listers
and
Pro
Bowl
safeties.
The
name
game
is
on.

I’ll
be
here
to
consult
when
you
need
me.
And
my
fee
is
much
lower
than
Jude
Law’s.

Sullivan & Cromwell Files Emergency ‘Please Don’t Sanction Us For All These AI Hallucinations’ Letter – Above the Law

There
is
a
certain
dark
comedy
in
watching
the
law
firm
that
advises
OpenAI
on
its
safe
and
ethical
deployment

of
artificial
intelligence
rush
to
the
federal
bankruptcy
docket
seeking
leniency
after
realizing
they’ve
filed
a
lengthy
brief
riddled
with
AI
hallucinations.
It
doesn’t
matter
where
on
the
Am
Law
100
food
chain
you
are,
the
AI
psychedelic
experience
can
come
for
anyone
who
lets
their
editorial
standards
slip.

In
a
letter
dated
Saturday,

Sullivan
&
Cromwell
partner
Andrew
Dietderich
wrote

Chief
Bankruptcy
Judge
Martin
Glenn
of
the
Southern
District
of
New
York
a
letter
that
will
live
forever
in
the
Biglaw
Hall
of
Hilarity.
Dietderich
informed
the
court
that
he
had
learned
on
Thursday
that
the
firm’s
emergency
motion
in
the
Chapter
15
case
of
Prince
Global
Holdings

the
BVI-incorporated
husk
of
a

Cambodian
forced-labor
scam
conglomerate


had
gotten
high
on
its
own
supply
of
AI
tools.

The
inaccuracies
and
errors
in
the
Motion
include
artificial
intelligence
(“AI”)
“hallucinations.”
“Hallucinations”
are
instances
in
which
artificial
intelligence
tools
fabricate
case
citations,
misquote
authorities,
or
generate
non-existent
legal
sources.
We
deeply
regret
that
this
has
occurred.
The
Firm
maintains
comprehensive
policies
and
training
requirements
governing
the
use
of
AI
tools
in
legal
work.
These
safeguards
are
designed
to
prevent
exactly
this
situation.
The
Firm’s
policies
on
the
use
of
AI
were
not
followed
in
connection
with
the
preparation
of
the
Motion.
In
addition,
the
Firm
has
general
policies
and
training
requirements
for
the
proper
review
of
legal
citations.
Regrettably,
this
review
process
did
not
identify
the
inaccurate
citations
generated
by
AI,
nor
did
it
identify
other
errors
that
appear
to
have
resulted
in
whole
or
in
part
from
manual
error.

We
hear
a
lot
about
the
“safeguards”
that
lawyers
put
up
around
AI,
but
at
the
end
of
the
day
it
feels
like
empty
PR
talk
for
“we
like
to
think
we’re
editing
what
we
send
out
the
door.”
Which,
in
fairness,
is
the
ultimate
safeguard.
There
are
great
tools
out
there
designed
to
reduce
the
risk
of
a
pernicious
hallucination.
And
these
tools
will
give
lawyers
a
leg
up
when
it
comes
to
tamping
down
errors
early.
But
there’s
no
substitute
for
a
junior
having
to
print
up
the
cases
and
do
the
meticulous
checking…
and
then
the
midlevel
doing

the
exact
same
thing
.
That’s
the
manual
review
process
the
letter
references.
It’s
inefficient,
but
perfection
isn’t
intended
to
be
cheap
and
easy.

That
is,
in
fact,
why
someone
hires
Sullivan
&
Cromwell
in
the
first
place.

Dietderich
goes
on
to
explain
at
some
length

the
firm
has
a
whole
program.
Two
required
training
modules.
Tracked
completions.
Office
Manual
language
instructing
lawyers
to
“trust
nothing
and
verify
everything.”
Policies!
Mandatory
training!
Verification
requirements!

And
yet.

This
is
what
we’re
talking
about
when
we
say

AI
is
in
the
process
of
making
lawyers
dumber
.
In
the
earliest
days
of
AI,
it
was
easy
to
put
all
the
blame
on
the
human
lawyers
failing
to
maintain
best
editing
practices.
But
as
the
technology
advances
and
AI
providers
boast
that
they’ve
automated
more
and
more
steps
in
the
process,
the
human
can
enter
the
workflow
later
in
the
game
and
that
can
subconsciously
undermine
the
editing
approach.
We
don’t
know
how
automated
the
S&C
workflow
is,
but
it’s
all
a
continuum

once
AI
joins
the
workflow,
the
clock
starts
ticking
on
someone
looking
at
fully
artificially
generated
work
product
and
taking
a
slightly
lighter
red
pen
to
the
output.
Before
long,
that’s
going
to
miss
something.

Schedule
A
to
the
letter
catalogs
the
damage
across
the
motion,
the
verified
petition,
the
joint
administration
motion,
the
scheduling
motion,
and
a
couple
of
declarations

roughly
40
corrections.
Some
substantive,
some
less
so,
all
embarrassing.
The
fixes
include
wrong
pin
cites,
wrong
volume
numbers,
parenthetical
quotes
that
just…
aren’t
in
the
cases.

Build
all
the
AI
policies
you
want,
but
there
is
no
substitute
for
having
a
human

preferably
multiple
humans

print
everything
out,
take
a
ruler
and
a
red
pen,
and
go
line
by
line
cross-checking
everything.
It’s
tedious
work
for
the
lawyers
and
expensive
work
for
the
clients,
but
it’s
better
than
having
to
write…

this
letter
.

This
is
not
a
Sullivan
&
Cromwell
problem.
This
is
a
profession
problem.
We
have
been

covering


AI


hallucination


sanctions

cases
so
relentlessly
that

Damien
Charlotin
has
now
catalogued
over
a
thousand
of
them
.
Tools
like

BriefCatch’s
RealityCheck

exist
specifically
because
firms
can’t
be
trusted
to
run
this
validation
themselves.
The
problem
cuts
across
the
law
firm
equivalent
of
class
lines.
It’s
not
just
overwhelmed
solo
practitioners
or
overeager
mid-tier
firms
looking
to
punch
above
their
weight.
Every
firm
will
deal
with
this
soon
enough.
They
can
either
accept
that
using
AI
on
the
front
end
doesn’t
alleviate
the
back
end
labor
or
they
can
accept
writing
letters
to
judges
after
the
fact.

One
last
thing.
The
errors
in
the
Chissick
Declaration
include
Bluebook-style
corrections
to
citations
of
Amnesty
International
and
UN
human
rights
reports
about
forced
labor
and
trafficking
in
Cambodia.
Those
aren’t
AI
hallucinations,
but
the
simple
human
mistakes
that
arise
from
embracing
the
unhinged
rules
memorialized
in
the
Bluebook.
But
they
are
a
reminder
of
what
this
case
is
actually
about:
people
held
behind
barbed
wire
and
forced
to
run
pig-butchering
scams.
The
JPLs
are
trying
to
trace
billions
of
dollars
in
crypto
to
make
victims
whole.
They
need
a
recognition
order
to
do
it.
And
they
lost
a
couple
of
weeks
of
runway
because
S&C
didn’t
check
its
work.


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Law
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risk.
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clients
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heavily
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These
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the
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